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how much ya bench [a dog is saying this]

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dog shaped hole in a brick wall

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he could break the chain. if he really wanted to

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dog king? dog president

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dogo argentino

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a bone in the core of the earth

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Ready for adventure!


brb updating my ylls log

alnilam

www . strangezoo . com

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power is more than just the muscles that a dog has

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these dogs REALLY love Battletoads

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dog: you're fired. Get out

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we hooked the dogs up to the power grid. but now theyre just barking faster

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the shield generator will be down in moments. lol

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weve gone too far

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scotty would have had plenty of power...if only he had a furry friend by his side

beer pal

peaceful dog on the savannah, eyes up a giraffe tibia and thinks, i can wait til youre done with it

https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png

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beer pal posted:

peaceful dog on the savannah, eyes up a giraffe tibia and thinks, i can wait til youre done with it

bacalou


mighty dog turns his head away, he knows the ball was not thrown. he will get past this. He is Strong

alnilam

beer pal posted:

peaceful dog on the savannah, eyes up a giraffe tibia and thinks, i can wait til youre done with it



ty manifisto

Qwerinty

by zen death robot
dogs know the importance of leg day. dogs never skip leg day. they can never stop, that's why dogs get so buff. you look at a cat, it's never powerful. loving sleeps 16 hours a day. dogs? all about the legs

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Qwerinty posted:

dogs know the importance of leg day. dogs never skip leg day. they can never stop, that's why dogs get so buff. you look at a cat, it's never powerful. loving sleeps 16 hours a day. dogs? all about the legs

alnilam

dog: yeah i work out, it's not about being jacked or being tough, i just really care about my health ya know? plus it's nice to have a good deadlift when i help my friends move haha. anyway sorry i have to get going i'm mentoring some orphaned kids today and then i have to get to my shift at the soup kitchen

human: *pushes up glasses* i have to finish these reports and thne play video game



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Scaly Haylie

my right arm, the dog hand

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

wow what a powerful strong dog, inside and out

FreshCutFries

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how much ya bench [a dog is saying this]

hey bro, want to play some ultimate?

Qwerinty

by zen death robot
i really like pickles, but they're tough to open. i'm intimidated by the powerful dog, and scared to ask him, but he's usually pretty cool about it, he'll give a short laugh and say in an austrian accent "only if I can have one" with a wink

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Qwerinty posted:

i really like pickles, but they're tough to open. i'm intimidated by the powerful dog, and scared to ask him, but he's usually pretty cool about it, he'll give a short laugh and say in an austrian accent "only if I can have one" with a wink

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by zen death robot

Qwerinty posted:

i really like pickles, but they're tough to open. i'm intimidated by the powerful dog, and scared to ask him, but he's usually pretty cool about it, he'll give a short laugh and say in an austrian accent "only if I can have one" with a wink

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Qwerinty posted:

i really like pickles, but they're tough to open. i'm intimidated by the powerful dog, and scared to ask him, but he's usually pretty cool about it, he'll give a short laugh and say in an austrian accent "only if I can have one" with a wink

joke_explainer


funny thing about that dog. my friend's wife saw that picture and claimed it was animal abuse, because they forced their dog to work out so much.

which isn't true, because the dog has a genetic defect that removes myostatin from his body, resulting in enormous muscle mass. which I told her about, but then she claimed it was still animal abuse because it was giving an unfair standard that other owners might try to push their dog into it.

i thought it was really amusing though because just imagining this guy taking his dog to the gym like 'come on! you can bench more than that fido! don't let me down!!' and like freaking out all the time and mixing his dog protein shakes and also other people like 'drat... man... my dog looks pitiful, i've got to get him more swole... you know the dog motto... get big... stay big... die big... leave a big dog coffin...'

alnilam



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Piso Mojado

I poo poo you not uthat i used to own and wear that big dog shirt in highschool

Qwerinty

by zen death robot

  • 60% fat
  • can't properly parse a sentence when an image obstructs it in the center
  • face expressing no dignity or self-assuredness
  • doesn't know the scientific name of his species, probably not even genus or phylum
  • tail tucked between legs
this might as well be a cat

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gentle dog doesnt bark at the mailman he writes letters to his member of parliament voicing his discontent and encourages his friends to do the same

https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png

Qwerinty

by zen death robot

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dog shaped hole in a brick wall

underappreciated post

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powerful dog wonders if it's all been worth it. powerful dog is powerful, but ultimately alone


ty crap

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Qwerinty

by zen death robot
they're not even in the same family, only the same order, since they are carnivores... No No No

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A dog not powerful in muscle but powerful with wisdom

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