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dogs know the importance of leg day. dogs never skip leg day. they can never stop, that's why dogs get so buff. you look at a cat, it's never powerful. loving sleeps 16 hours a day. dogs? all about the legs
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i really like pickles, but they're tough to open. i'm intimidated by the powerful dog, and scared to ask him, but he's usually pretty cool about it, he'll give a short laugh and say in an austrian accent "only if I can have one" with a wink
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they're not even in the same family, only the same order, since they are carnivores... No No No
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world tensions have reached critical mass, and president dog must make a decision. with great trepidation, the most powerful dog in the nation opens the football. the red button sends nuclear ibms hurtling towards their enemies. the green button sends a pm to the leader of Russia, to negotiate peace talks. dogs are colorblind.
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the CEO of Bark Corp folds her paws in front of her face. she takes a deep breath and sighs deeply. she's avoiding looking at the paper in front of her on the desk, but her eyes dart furtively at it occasionally. another lawsuit from the United States Postal Service. Jumping up on people playfully is down 12%. crossfit is comping 30% over last quarter, but the worker's comp claims nullify any profit. the rubber toy division is doing well, but the tennis ball market is growing. morale is down, a significant rise in guilty puppy eyes. old timers can't grasp the new software. if only there was a spike in running around in a circle barking playing and in loyalty marketing campaign, the company could pull through. she reaches into her desk and pulls out her flask of chocolate milk.
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thirteen years on the force. thirteen years of digging up bones, breaking up breeding farms, chasing getaway cars, the infamous cat syndicate. thirteen years of glory and horror. promotion to McGuff feels hollow, but hey, when a great dane throws you a bone, you bury it deep in the mud of your feelings and accept. so many collars over the years, always a different color. never solved the cold nose killings, her greatest regret. she lets the heat escape from her paw and puts on the service dog uniform. two more years.
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Rover Mutt, esq. put himself through law school. nights as a guard dog at a museum allowed him to study, evenings seeing for those who could not allowed him to memorize traffic and disability law. he's a jack russell, sleep isn't a problem. he never forgets his humble origins, and takes pro-bono cases regularly. he comforts dogs at the shelter. no-kill advocate, capital punishment will not deter violent behavior. most of these poor bitches can't help it, brains swollen too big for the skull, or taught only how to fight. he is not rich, but he is content. he throws off his suit for the day and lays on it, falling asleep on them, secure in the knowledge he's a good doggy and dreaming of the next case to chase.
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powerful dog never needs to dig for the bone they buried. each step leaves a small crater in the earth. you ever see the huge amount of craters across canada? primordial dog.
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a dog fell into a vat of electricity at the power plant, and now crackles with the power of a million plasma globes. catch the stick? vaporize the stick. before you can play with the dog, you have to ground yourself and only use rubber toys
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