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powerful dog wonders if it's all been worth it. powerful dog is powerful, but ultimately alone
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# ¿ Jul 31, 2015 05:26 |
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# ¿ May 12, 2024 11:34 |
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powerful dog came from a good home, went to the right schools, has connections but all he really wants to do is go to the park, maybe chase some ducks powerful dog wants more out if life but also feels guilty for what he has. he sees a therapist once a week, but after 6 years it's just part of his routine and they both know it
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# ¿ Jul 31, 2015 05:44 |
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Qwerinty posted:the CEO of Bark Corp folds her paws in front of her face. she takes a deep breath and sighs deeply. she's avoiding looking at the paper in front of her on the desk, but her eyes dart furtively at it occasionally. another lawsuit from the United States Postal Service. Jumping up on people playfully is down 12%. crossfit is comping 30% over last quarter, but the worker's comp claims nullify any profit. the rubber toy division is doing well, but the tennis ball market is growing. morale is down, a significant rise in guilty puppy eyes. old timers can't grasp the new software. if only there was a spike in running around in a circle barking playing and in loyalty marketing campaign, the company could pull through. she reaches into her desk and pulls out her flask of chocolate milk. she found the doggy door in the glass ceiling, but she's smart enough to know the hinge swings both ways
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# ¿ Jul 31, 2015 18:36 |
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powerful dog owes everything she has to the power of positive thinking her only enemy is the dourful dog that lives inside us all
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# ¿ Jul 31, 2015 23:19 |