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dog shaped hole in a brick wall
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Jul 31, 2015 01:27
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 he could break the chain. if he really wanted to
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Jul 31, 2015 01:28
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dog king? dog president
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Jul 31, 2015 01:28
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Jul 31, 2015 01:29
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a bone in the core of the earth
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Jul 31, 2015 01:29
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 power is more than just the muscles that a dog has
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Jul 31, 2015 01:30
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Jul 31, 2015 01:31
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Jul 31, 2015 01:32
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we hooked the dogs up to the power grid. but now theyre just barking faster
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Jul 31, 2015 01:32
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 the shield generator will be down in moments. lol
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Jul 31, 2015 01:32
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Jul 31, 2015 01:33
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beer pal posted:peaceful dog on the savannah, eyes up a giraffe tibia and thinks, i can wait til youre done with it
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Jul 31, 2015 01:40
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Qwerinty posted:i really like pickles, but they're tough to open. i'm intimidated by the powerful dog, and scared to ask him, but he's usually pretty cool about it, he'll give a short laugh and say in an austrian accent "only if I can have one" with a wink lool
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Qwerinty posted:world tensions have reached critical mass, and president dog must make a decision. with great trepidation, the most powerful dog in the nation opens the football. the red button sends nuclear ibms hurtling towards their enemies. the green button sends a pm to the leader of Russia, to negotiate peace talks. dogs are colorblind.
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Jul 31, 2015 14:22
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Qwerinty posted:the CEO of Bark Corp folds her paws in front of her face. she takes a deep breath and sighs deeply. she's avoiding looking at the paper in front of her on the desk, but her eyes dart furtively at it occasionally. another lawsuit from the United States Postal Service. Jumping up on people playfully is down 12%. crossfit is comping 30% over last quarter, but the worker's comp claims nullify any profit. the rubber toy division is doing well, but the tennis ball market is growing. morale is down, a significant rise in guilty puppy eyes. old timers can't grasp the new software. if only there was a spike in running around in a circle barking playing and in loyalty marketing campaign, the company could pull through. she reaches into her desk and pulls out her flask of chocolate milk.
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Jul 31, 2015 20:39
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all jokes in this thread are copyright by my friend paul
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Mapparu posted:he could snap that ladys neck at any moment :O this is true in fact most dogs could but would they? probably not dogs are just wolves that are really cool
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Aug 24, 2015 22:48
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wether pumping iron or riding the rails a dog trains are very serious to dogs (this post works on several levels)
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dog: There is no harm in patience, and no profit in lamentation. Death is easier to bear than that which precedes it, and more severe than that which comes after it. Remember the death of the Apostle of God, and your sorrow will be lessened. Read more at http://www.brainyquote.com/
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