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joke_explainer


funny thing about that dog. my friend's wife saw that picture and claimed it was animal abuse, because they forced their dog to work out so much.

which isn't true, because the dog has a genetic defect that removes myostatin from his body, resulting in enormous muscle mass. which I told her about, but then she claimed it was still animal abuse because it was giving an unfair standard that other owners might try to push their dog into it.

i thought it was really amusing though because just imagining this guy taking his dog to the gym like 'come on! you can bench more than that fido! don't let me down!!' and like freaking out all the time and mixing his dog protein shakes and also other people like 'drat... man... my dog looks pitiful, i've got to get him more swole... you know the dog motto... get big... stay big... die big... leave a big dog coffin...'

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