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It's important to do everything as quickly and efficiently as possible. I'm always looking for new strats to improve my life. One thing I found saves time is to not wait for crossing signals when crossing the street. Most drivers don't want to kill anyone so they'll slow down for you even though you're breaking the law. It's kind of like Frogger and I'm really loving good at Frogger, so... |
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Ok so I screwed up my routeing on my way to work and forgot my keycard, but that's ok I've got a backup strat that utilizes wall clipping. *runs full speed into glass door* |
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Jul 31, 2015 16:26
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*nudging repeatedly into bookshelf* coworker: the hell are you doing? me: Going to my desk, dummy. Almost got it. Not quite. Just gotta find the spot. *falls through floor. drops through ceiling 10 feet away, falling perfectly into seat* coworker: Wow that really does save time boss: You're in charge now |
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Jul 31, 2015 16:29
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Well the doors all the way over there, and the elevator is realyl slow, I'll just pop out this window, dash over the neighbors balcony and shimmy down this tree, I get outside about 4 seconds faster |
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Jul 31, 2015 16:31
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your closet migh tbe locked, but if i walk into it hard enough i can see right through it
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Jul 31, 2015 16:32
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this construction zone is a pain, but there's always this loader up front, gotta hit the bucket at 69kph and yep sail right over |
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Jul 31, 2015 16:34
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*back-dashes everywhere* |
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Jul 31, 2015 16:35
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alright kids look, we're going to jump off this cliff. now as you can see, it's a - timmy, pay attention please, this is important - its a long way down. if you're sloppy, youre dead. but if we do this right, we'll all get trapped inside the cliff. Ok everybody, let's - yes Janie, its less than ideal but tents are like $400 at REI so if you want a family vacation this year you'll jump off this cliff and like it
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Jul 31, 2015 16:36
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I'm going to be honest: my morning commute was tool-assisted, and that's why I was able to get to work so quickly. |
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Jul 31, 2015 16:39
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15 years ago I tried creating an Angelfire web page to discuss Star Wars -- it was good but all the GREAT websites had frames. "If you want a top SWWS (Star Wars web site) you're gonna need one with frames" everyone said -- you gotta have frames if you want a great website. Frames allowed you to have a MENU on one side, with the content on the other side of the FRAME. If you scrolled down on the content, the menu would stay the same. This is what frames are about. You need to SAVE THE FRAMES when you update the website. Good topic
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Jul 31, 2015 16:39
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sit by this specific rock for five minutes without moving, and you will discover this weeks lottery numbers
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Jul 31, 2015 16:40
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*steps, ducks, steps, jumps three times, steps, spins around* passerby: are you ok, sir? me: i'm manipulating the rng. passerby: huh? me: if I do this right, there won't be a line at the checkout lane passerby: that's stupid me: suit yourself *wall clips through frozen food section* passerby: ...*looks around, ducks, steps* |
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Jul 31, 2015 16:45
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MinorLeagueAllstar posted:*steps, ducks, steps, jumps three times, steps, spins around*
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Jul 31, 2015 16:45
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MinorLeagueAllstar posted:*steps, ducks, steps, jumps three times, steps, spins around* hah |
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Jul 31, 2015 16:48
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MinorLeagueAllstar posted:*steps, ducks, steps, jumps three times, steps, spins around* |
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Jul 31, 2015 16:53
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[Stood at the bottom of a building, vibrating into the wall] the elevator is too slow, I'll miss the unskippable door opening cutscene if I do this |
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Jul 31, 2015 17:05
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*starts car on a prime number hour with a perfect cube minute to make sure the traffic checksum rolls over* |
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Jul 31, 2015 17:08
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Spanish Manlove posted:*starts car on a prime number hour with a perfect cube minute to make sure the traffic checksum rolls over* crowd: *claps* |
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Jul 31, 2015 17:09
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i often buy picture frames from value village
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Jul 31, 2015 17:43
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doctor: how did you break your leg me: trying to clip into the movie theatre doctor: the corner of the minions poster box? you're the ninth this month. someone needs to patch that |
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Jul 31, 2015 17:56
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look I don't care if drifting the car right against their bumper at a 40 degree angle allows you to boost indefinitely, I'm still failing you. take the drivers test again |
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Jul 31, 2015 18:00
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after years of simulated practice, whenever I have a random sexual encounter I can penetrate the weak spot on the first attempt, and immediately finish |
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Jul 31, 2015 18:03
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*invite all my friends over for a pool party, then pull up the ladder so my house gets cool haunted sfx* |
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Jul 31, 2015 18:05
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*counting as I open and close a door, and other symptoms of obsessive/compulsive disorders* |
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Jul 31, 2015 18:09
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My office building is really old, so old that when I walk out one side I clip back in thru the other
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Jul 31, 2015 18:11
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Sailors in the 15th century were afraid to sail past the edge of the world map because it auto-kills you if you don't return in 10 seconds.
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Jul 31, 2015 18:12
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new dad: *frantically fills out birth certificate* doctor: Sir... are you sure you want to name your son z̴̢͚̪̤̩͍̞̺̮͂͞0͎̈́̒͡m̳͔̮̻̘͚̔ͣ͂̋̕d̩͈̮̠̬̋ͪ̾̾͊ͬw̶̛͕̟̖͌̌̐̇̿͊ͤ͋3̨̨͎̝̝̲̭̍̅ͥ̑ͣ͒̀3̡̭̠̭̤̀̔̈́͐̒? new dad: Just do it!! doctor: ok... new dad: [to camera] This will let us skip straight past the worst level in the game: 2, and in to the toddler stages. |
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Jul 31, 2015 18:13
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Hick Magnet posted:new dad: *frantically fills out birth certificate* lol |
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Jul 31, 2015 18:14
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Son: [strikes out at baseball game] Dad: My save states aren't working... |
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Jul 31, 2015 18:15
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interviewer: what's the secret to your longevity? world's oldest living man: *points to his pet turtle, points to a nearby staircase, smiles smugly* |
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Jul 31, 2015 18:17
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vets office: with x-rays, blood work, anesthesia and surgery it will come to $1000 me: I have like $10 in my bank account until payday vet's office: I'm sorry, we don't offer payment plans me *flips wall calendar ahead to december, a pelican flies through the window with a letter from the post office informing me that I've accumulated $100,000 in interest* *vets office scrambles to cancel a years worth of appointnents*
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Jul 31, 2015 18:29
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Hick Magnet posted:new dad: *frantically fills out birth certificate*
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Jul 31, 2015 18:40
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*at a busy diner* everyone shut up this is Serious Time. *scrapes fork on plate until the food disappears into the table. entire diner erupts into cheers* SHE DID IT! WR!
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Jul 31, 2015 22:22
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die young
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Jul 31, 2015 23:05
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poo poo, the boss is coming and i don't have the report done yet *holds clipboard up, has co-worker punch it while i do a backflip through a wall, never to see my boss again* ---------------- |
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Jul 31, 2015 23:08
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*screaming on the way down from jumping off the building* don't worry, guys, this saves a huge amount of time people gather and mourn, another overworked drone who couldn't take it. they turn around, the spectacle over, and see me punching out, a full 8 hours logged, whistling the cave story theme ---------------- |
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Jul 31, 2015 23:10
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man boasts that he can jump off a tall skyscraper and survive, no one is impressed because everyone knows fall damage takes only about twenty points off your health
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Jul 31, 2015 23:19
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there are a lot of skips on my any% run of life, it's very broken
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Jul 31, 2015 23:27
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*huffs asbestos as a teen* lol, easy bypass the career levels and go right to the endgame boss, lung cancer |
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