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you can skip to the end of high school by going out the exit door when the first bell rings
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- fema crisis actor
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bweee-ooo-eee-ooo-eee-ooo
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sit in your car with a friend in the passenger seat
start driving out, and have your friend get out at the same time, then try to get back in real quick
if you do it right you get a duplicate car, if your timing is off you get stuck in your garage
ty bacalou!
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Aug 1, 2015 01:34
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normally you would use the interstate to commute to work but since the car I'm driving is the original Japanese version I can just tune the radio to FM 99.9 and then 107.9 and back and I can just drive to the edge of the road in the other direction and then the world restarts at my work's parking lot
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Aug 1, 2015 04:09
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- Qwerinty
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by zen death robot
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*getting on the scissor lift at work, wedging myself between it and the roof, trying to get the right frame to zip across the warehouse*
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Aug 1, 2015 04:12
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*at the beach* me: "poo poo i'm thirsty what do you have in your bag?"
friend: "some sunscreen, a towel, sunglasses, OJ, purple stuff, Gatorade, a few other things"
me: "perfect. okay put the Gatorade six items from the top of the bag and then go walk back and forth on along the waterline until some weird thing attacks you"
friend: "what?!?"
me: "no no no you just run away. plz I really want a lot of Gatorade"
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Aug 1, 2015 05:14
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*at the beach* me: "poo poo i'm thirsty what do you have in your bag?"
friend: "some sunscreen, a towel, sunglasses, OJ, purple stuff, Gatorade, a few other things"
me: "perfect. okay put the Gatorade six items from the top of the bag and then go walk back and forth on along the waterline until some weird thing attacks you"
friend: "what?!?"
me: "no no no you just run away. plz I really want a lot of Gatorade"
 
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Aug 1, 2015 05:17
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- cl_gibcount 9999
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you can save a lot of time getting out of a tall building by jumping out
as long as you land in a puddle or touch a ladder right before you hit the ground you won't take fall damage
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Aug 1, 2015 06:33
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- thewizardofshoe
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i savescum my morning commute until i get a spawn where traffic is clear
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Aug 1, 2015 07:21
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- DeepQantas
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Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
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When leaving the boss' s office, jam the door open with a skull. This way you can re-enter and complete your daily quest immediately after the water cooler conversation.
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Aug 1, 2015 08:18
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- Fredrik1
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*Jumps out from the balcony instead of taking the elevator but uses an exploit where you can call 911 before being hurt*
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Aug 1, 2015 09:50
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- Fredrik1
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Gopherslayer
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*Starts car but on the same frame as the engine starts I jump out and land hard on the ground*
Onlooker: Are you ok?
me: (now floating in the air in a sitting animation waving my hands in front of me like I'm holding an invisible steering wheel) I am now both in the car on my way to work and outside my apartment. It makes me skip the travel sequence.
Onlooker: What?
*Teleports to workplace parking lot*
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Aug 1, 2015 10:13
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- FreshCutFries
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*born a white male*
yeah, that's a one frame trick 
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Aug 1, 2015 10:17
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- treasure bear
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there's no maximum speed limit if you go backwards through the map
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Aug 1, 2015 11:47
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- dogcrash truther
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my wife found out that i was cheating, but i just shook her hand and told her jokes until she loved me again
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Aug 1, 2015 13:54
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- Qwerinty
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there's no maximum speed limit if you go backwards through the map
hahaha
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Aug 1, 2015 14:48
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- google THIS
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cashier: that'll be $11.50.
(I start to hand her a $20 bill, then quickly go to my inventory and switch to an old gum wrapper. I give her the wrapper, which is now a $20 bill, and pocket my original money)
me: *winks* keep the change!
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Aug 1, 2015 17:09
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- City of Glompton
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I tried to kiss my girlfriend but my lips met no resistance. at least now I know she's as beautiful inside as out. 
thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig
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Aug 1, 2015 18:31
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- Fredrik1
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Gopherslayer
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*I glitch my apartment by throwing an apple out the window at a specific angle, I put an egg in the microwave and run it for four seconds, this will put the value of the egg into memory on the memory address of the apple, I then place my alarm clock in the fruit basket effectively overwriting the egg's position but not its data, and then move in a way so that I exit my apartment at the exact same frame as the clock hits 00:00.*
What is supposed to happen is that I should be teleported to the next day but instead I wrong warp to "egg-time" which just happens to correspond to yesterday when I game overed to the last boss of super ghouls n' ghosts so I get another shot at it.
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Aug 2, 2015 14:32
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- fema crisis actor
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bweee-ooo-eee-ooo-eee-ooo
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I tried to kiss my girlfriend but my lips met no resistance. at least now I know she's as beautifu
l inside as out.
Don't move your head when you do that, it's creepy seeing they eyes rendered from inside
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Aug 2, 2015 16:19
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- google THIS
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what? our stats are exactly the same as everyone else's? *conveniently ignores the drop rate bonus*
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Aug 2, 2015 16:26
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- alnilam
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if you go to the diner and order a veggie omelette, a strawberry milkshake, a basket of chicken fingers sub mashed potatoes for fries, 2 spanakopitas, and the monte cristo, then cancel the order, the items will appear on your table anyway without deducting any money
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Aug 2, 2015 16:27
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- tao of lmao
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me laying with bae: I'm sorry. this has never happened before. that's marathon luck for ya, right?
her: yeah well not everything has to be done quick, ok?
me: what's my time?
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Aug 2, 2015 16:44
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- Qwerinty
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i ducked too long then jumped, missed the proper frame, and long story short I can't jump high enough to hit robotnik and the clock is at 9 minutes, ruining my morning run
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Aug 2, 2015 18:09
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- ulvir
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if you fail the highway jaywalk-dash glitch, and cars won't stop after all, a good backup strat is to point your firearm diagonally in front of you and shoot once. it's a guaranteed crossing
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Aug 2, 2015 20:43
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- ulvir
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if you mainpulate the rng enough, you can seed the proper numbers and be a straight white male upon birth. you can still mess up during your run, but you'll have max luck from the get-go and it'll never reseed on soft-resets like sleep and coma
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Aug 2, 2015 20:45
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- ulvir
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me: *does 15 small jumps and rapidly opens and closes the cellar door 15 times*
coworker: what are you doing?
me: trying to get to the 6th floor. if done properly its 2 seconds faster than the lift
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Aug 2, 2015 20:48
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- tao of lmao
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Thanks for the fun thread, everyone!
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