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corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRtDjCTiqvE

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Ekster posted:

Please keep playing terrible early adventure games for our amusement.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xL8_rEN6DZA

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

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mgs2 owns

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corn in the bible
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"yeah start with the mediocre game people didn't like because otherwise you'll ruin it for yourself" -- a crazy person

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Cyberbird posted:

I'm really enjoying MGS3 in spite of the fact that I am bad at it and also the fact that Hideo Kojima is a pig. I wish EVA would zip up her jumpsuit but I'm placated by The Boss and Ocelot who are the two best characters in this entire series so far.

If you press the first person button whenever eva is around you find out snake is always staring directly at her tits.

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In Training posted:

Not true - sometimes he is looking at her rear end.

It is hilarious and good

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Quest For Glory II posted:

She's a good character but the other characters all tug their collars endlessly going "HMMM WHAT TO SAY" and then at one point at the bar vincent says "i'd appreciate this advice if it came from an actual woman" to her

they're all supposed to be assholes though

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Spy sent to seduce a lecherous dude shows some cleavage -- ugh this loving fanservice!!!

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I like when Big Mama lets herself die of cancer to get away from Otacon

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setafd posted:

yo so what the gently caress is a PlayStation TV and can I play the PS1/2 games I had bought on my roommate's PS3 on it

its a vita that you can hook up to your tv, so you can play the ps1 games but not the ps2 games

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No Such Thing posted:

which fascist was it that really hated kotaku?

Ford, probably

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Nasgate posted:

It's true though? Like, there's no reason to have a TV unless you have a console or want to connect your pc to it. Lmao if you have cable or Sat in 2015.

And monitors are big enough you can watch movies with your s/o on them.

yeah i agree, theres no reason to wath moies or netflix or hatevr on a big tv, if you are an alone person wwith no friends to watch things with

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Nasgate posted:

Who the gently caress wastes their life watching movies if you have other human beings to communicate and have fun with? Especially at home? Drink, chat, play board games, and/or dance.

normal people

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

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i only atch moies by myself staring at a tiny computr monitor, im tghe normal one looks like uve got som growin up to do :smug

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The Phantom Ghost posted:

can you really put a price on high quality erotic violence

Yes. 800 dollars.

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3 rly suckx too

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unified ammo so that you can't use any cool weapons? yeah sounds like a good idea

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nsf001
smashthestate

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Mr E posted:

Big boss lookin good

its called the "snake eyepatch"

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Quest For Glory II posted:

I wonder if PC will get lightning returns or FF12 HD first

i can't run either of them so i dont give a gently caress

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

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I liked playing deus ex.

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The Colonel posted:

The most important thing is whether those 22 games include Sin & Punishment: Successor of the Earth and Star Fox 64, which they do, so it's okay

And yet they do not include Hybrid Heaven, 0/10

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

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holy poo poo death to spies 3
http://www.maximumgames.com/alekhines-gun/

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i am incredibly excited for death to spies 3, please enjoy this video of dts2 to understand why

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-4-p5dAA1M

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Jun 5, 2004

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im going to buy a ps4

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Nate RFB posted:

I'll probably get a PS4 when either the new Ys game or Last Guardian come out. I mean I'll probably play Persona 5 on a PS4 as well but I'm willing to wait a while for that one.

yeah, exactly, plus i dont have a gaming pc right now anyway so gently caress it

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StashAugustine posted:

i should really play dts2, i bought it and i love the gently caress out of hitman

death to spies 2 is awesome. you just gotta accept that some of the missions are really long, like the first one which is set over a whole military base. also, you can hide dead people by parking a car on top of them, which is always great.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmciXl1F3U0

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Wamdoodle posted:

Move over Pixar, this is the new hotness!

the quality we've come to expect from wizards of the coast

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The Taint Reaper posted:

The guy who set out to explore his randomly generated world in Daggerfall wound up getting his guy stuck in terrain, he couldn't reload his save either either so that's something like over a decade of gametime down the drain.

fun fact: even if he hadn't gotten stuck, ten years of daggerfall is still ten years down the drain.

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Real hurthling! posted:

its coming for 360 for some stupid reason this year though because ms loves spending money for things that won't help them sell xbox ones.

haha, really? guess i'll get to play it then, that's cool.

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Jun 5, 2004

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daggerfall is like trying to watch one of andy warhol's films of someone sleeping

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Nasgate posted:

Yes, I have seen a lot of skinned corpses
:frogon:

the protagonist is a necromancer detective so he probably has seen a lot of skinned corpses

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Wamdoodle posted:

I feel if you're versed in the dark art of necromancy then detective would be a waste of your talents.

it makes solving crimes easier when you can just ask the victim who killed them (that's what you do in this game)

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i hope it is good, because i would like for people to be happy.

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