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Fathis Munk posted:Hello, you rang ? I got no problem with this one. Thats a lot for a young 20 year old to deal with. Thats a lot for anyone to deal with. Marriages of 30+ year have been broken up by strokes. Now making a sad bear meme about it seems pretty stupid, but if this is the only way for them to finally get their fear of failure/cowardice off their chest then whatever.
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canyoneer posted:I thought men got married because they got bored of having a stroke? Not letting this one go unnoticed. Well done sir! 
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GoGoGadgetChris posted:What the hell does A/U/G mean? A/U/G
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Klaus88 posted:Sometimes I wonder what opinion puffin would post if it could post opinions. Probably just puffery.
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Aug 24, 2015 21:01
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Rape is only OK if its between consenting adults.
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Violet_Sky posted:
I didn't know that puffins could bend their wings 90 degrees. Weird.
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Aug 28, 2015 22:04
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Evelyn Nesbit posted:How many teeth does this person have? It's too many. Like 50 or so I'd say. The bottom teeth look like rows of rice.
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Hatrocious posted:I like that they have no actual criticisms of Kanye, just that he's married to a model who had a sextape a decade ago and he has a son with an odd name Also none of his albums bombed as much as Mandela did in the 80's.
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Oct 6, 2015 13:36
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Could you imagine driving 8 hours for bad sex? That would be like the worst thing in the world. Hell, I don't even like dating people that are too far from the blue line.
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walrusman posted:The only reason we put up with women being so uppity is they have something we need. Small hands for cleaning hard to reach places in the stove? Because a child can accomplish that just as easily, and women are not needed for children.
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Oct 23, 2015 17:00
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Something tells me this dude has tried hundreds of times to bring girls home from bars and this is just gonna be his go to excuse.
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Nov 2, 2015 17:31
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Leave that bad boy on during the sex to prove to the court that you did, in fact, totally get laid.
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Nov 2, 2015 19:37
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Captain Monkey posted:If he was in a one-party consent state he wouldn't need the camera. I'm not letting this gem go unnoticed. Well done! 
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Picnic Princess posted:That's amazingly terrible. Well of course an OBGYN wants all their patients to have babies. That's where all their big money comes from. Look at it like a financial advisor constantly offering life insurance to a single middle class man.
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Nov 3, 2015 15:47
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Then why don't bald dude's just eat a bunch of folic acid? I think maybe we just cured baldness!
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Nuebot posted:I live in America and I'm afraid of American cops. Sometimes fear is the appropriate response.
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darkwasthenight posted:WHAT ABOUT SINGLE DADS WHO MAKES ME A SANDWICH? Your stripper daughter?
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Nov 7, 2015 18:42
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With out that costume she never would have landed her biggest role, "Kissing woman who floats when Tink flies above them" in Hook.
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Nov 11, 2015 00:15
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goose fleet posted:Again with the worship of Baby's First Progressive Rock Song Isn't it something like 80% of all pop songs are written and produced by 5 people? Like total. Like 5 people have written and produced 80% of that music.
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Nov 14, 2015 03:29
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I hope those poo poo bags get punched in the face every single time they confront the family of a dead kid.
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Nov 17, 2015 01:34
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Eponine posted:How fuckable are trans athletes? Depends on which sport they are competing I'd say.
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Nov 18, 2015 18:33
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Honestly the sooner we can cut human beings out of every day transactions the better. Until they got those automatic change machines I would have to explain to nearly every cashier why I was handing them an additional $0.06 when I bought something.
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She's really good at drawing those faces with mustard too. Reminds me of Arrested Development when the MR F drew a sad face in a hand.
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Dec 7, 2015 15:57
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And not only that, but it seemed his main beef is that everyone has to pay taxes instead of just taking everything from people we don't like.
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Aesop Poprock posted:Thong wrought you
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Mans posted:the reason the americans and the soviet didn't start wasting comical amounts of resources to mass produce barely working jets and assault rifles was due to the fact that in a WW2 scenario you need good, pratical poo poo, not finicky princess gear that's tremendously expensive and has a very high chance of not working as soon as it's off the assembly line. Snitches get stitches.
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RareAcumen posted:
What are they even equating this to? Just the generalization that people are being more considerate to other people?
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Dec 15, 2015 17:33
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My favorite part is the clip art MSPaint tattoo.
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Dec 15, 2015 18:14
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Puppy Time posted:Not really sure where you get "Jewish" from, when he's explicitly Turkish. Like, there's some physical similarity, but beyond that it doesn't line up well at all. It's probably more so because Dracula sucked the blood out of humans and Jews suck the fun out of Saturdays.
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Dec 16, 2015 06:04
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They were both sucking each other's dicks. She had a dick too. And so did the TV. Just dicks everywhere. Looked like a dick factory exploded in there man. Soooooo hot.
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Dec 17, 2015 15:28
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Lots of people have terrible husbands/wives on Imgur. Who the hell says no to anal?
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Dec 29, 2015 17:37
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Women only have "casual" and "business" attire and besides showing up in straight up sweats and a tee typically no one will raise too much of a fit. It's one of the very very few perks they have from not being allowed/wanted in the work force for so long. Their styles are just more acceptable than the rigidity of men's "work attire rules."
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kinmik posted:For a bit of backstory, an imgur user left her account open where her husband found it and decided to play a joke on her. He posts an embarrassing picture of her and their son asleep on the couch. Harmless enough. That is a funny picture though.
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Not caring about strangers is a time honored tradition and I'm glad that at least some people are keeping it alive.
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This is why the ancient Geeks wouldn't allow eye witness testimony in their courts.
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Cleretic posted:My earliest memory is of my dad playing Super Mario Bros. 3, so I have no idea how accurate it is or when it was. Babies, in general, are useless pieces of poo poo.
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kazil posted:I just checked with a panel of experts in childhood development and we all agree. That GoFundMe is gonna hit its goal in a matter of minutes.
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kazil posted:http://imgur.com/gallery/srRJyHk My dad was a high school teacher for about 10 years before he retired and I got to read some of his student reviews. These don't seem too far off to be honest. One of his most common ones was "it's cool that you swear sometimes."
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trapped mouse posted:One of my biggest pet peeves was when people posted "What's the source of this? I need it for...research purposes." To me that always made it sound a million times creepier when people said that, plus it was so unoriginal, literally the exact same joke made millions of times over and over. That being said, I think it's a little cute that they're called porn stars scientists now, but I'm sure they'll run that into the ground too. So you work from home OP?
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mng posted:Their solutions were more gaseous than concrete. This is a quality joke.
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