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because the most concise and accurate answer is always always "because it is a loving tv show you idiot nerd" but if you say that they get mad and kick you out nerds getting seriously earnest about "gee why did the startrek enterprise not go shoot a photon gun at the klingon planet it doesnt make sense???" and then some even more nerdy nerd saying why and ignoring the fact none of it is for anytihng other than narrative reasons is funny
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the enterprise wouldnt shoot a photon torpedo at a klingon planet because a) it's a loving planet. what damage would a torpedo do? b) the klingon planet would probably still have a large civilian population. to attack a target like that would put the enterprise crew up for like warcrimes or something, and probably also get them on the federation's shitlist. it just wouldnt make any sense hth
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scienc efiction and fantasy snacks
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Aug 5, 2015 23:18
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Star Trek Voyager: a LADY captain?? 
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Aug 5, 2015 23:19
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send this thread to the vespene gas chamber
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sisko would totally shoot the photon torpedo at the klingon planet
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Aug 6, 2015 00:14
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star wars blue milk tastes better than star trek milk
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Enterprise was the best star trek series, feel free to disagree if your want an rear end kicking
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Aug 6, 2015 02:02
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pretty much all television before 2000 was bad
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computer parts posted:pretty much all television before 2000 was bad holy gently caress this guy doesnt remember the 90s
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that decade you like was literally bad
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pram posted:holy gently caress this guy doesnt remember the 90s law & order was good as for sci-fi, ehhhhhhh
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Space-Pope posted:the enterprise wouldnt shoot a photon torpedo at a klingon planet because nuh uh if you read the wiki it clearly states that there are no civilians in klingon society
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seriously would you rather have this "hey whats up i am a tasty beverage chilling in this cup. i like to take it easy and i come from super rad bantha tits"  or this "nerr i am stuffy and bland and i come with nutmeg. i probably came from a lame earth cow or some dumb targ and pedophiles like me"  thats what i thought 
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a wizard did it
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pram posted:send this thread to the tibanna gas chamber fixed
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computer parts posted:law & order was good 
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next week on sliders, a planet where everything is just like their original home except bananas taste a little different. How will they ever get back?
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also the 90s had the skull toilet filled with blood from the intro to "hercules, the legendary journeys" I mean I don't know what else this thing is supposed to be. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feHSq2EAXjk 90s tv was real bad.
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Linux Pirate posted:seriously would you rather have If you asked Stack Exchange which one out of Star Trek and Star Wars has the better drinks they would probably get mad for some reason and it would be funny
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Linux Pirate posted:seriously would you rather have drink star wars blue milk every day 
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tea, earl grey, hot. no wait, i'm an idiot. star wars blue milk
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in Canada, star wars blue milk comes in bags.
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I'm the lil' peepin' bat-man getting a big carton of space beer in the mos eisley cantina.
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Shaggar posted:in Canada, star wars blue milk comes in bags. awful dystopian future
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Shaggar posted:blue milk bags. don't post Twi'lek porn itt 
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fukkn sliders yisssssss
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Migishu posted:fukkn sliders yisssssss 
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NoneMoreNegative posted:don't post Twi'lek porn itt speak for yourself 
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blue milk aint got nothing on romulan ale
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lolé
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Silver Alicorn posted:blue milk aint got nothing on romulan ale https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZWaWrvJ7nA
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thank you
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imagine if captain kirk met luke skywalker. no wait, harrison ford
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As a Millennial I posted:imagine if captain kirk met luke skywalker. no wait, harrison ford han solo
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Silver Alicorn posted:blue milk aint got nothing on romulan ale blasphemous slander, at least blue milk isnt illegal if you wanna get hosed up chug some corellian whiskey thats the good stuff
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As a Millennial I posted:imagine if captain kirk met luke skywalker. no wait, harrison ford that would be so WACKY
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pffft. star trek meets star wars is so mainstream. now, captain kirk meets captain harlock, there's a novel crossover
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computer parts posted:law & order was good You say law *& order was good but not seinfeld. Get the fck out.
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:now, captain kirk meets captain haddock, there's a novel crossover
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