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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Jeb Bush
Scott Walker
Mike Huckabee
Ben Carson
Ted Cruz
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Val Helmethead
Apr 24, 2009

Pittsburgh is stored in the balls.


How on earth did CNN executives ever approve this?

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ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
I'm watching Fox News already

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Nagato posted:

It's not actually a historic first, as America entered the parody timeline several years ago. This is just the first official parody debate

The first clowncar debates of 2007 was the US experimenting with space flight. 2011 was the moon landing. I'm not sure what 2015 is, maybe the Challenger explosion?

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich

What is this beautiful bizarro alternative universe I am living in?

velvet milkman has issued a correction as of 17:13 on Aug 6, 2015

Ghost of Reagan Past
Oct 7, 2003

rock and roll fun

Trees and Squids posted:

What is this beautiful bizarro alternative universe am I living in?
It's Donald Trump's world, we're just living in it.

School Nickname
Apr 23, 2010

*fffffff-fffaaaaaaarrrtt*
:ussr:

Klaus88 posted:

EDIT: In other weird coincidences, today is the anniversary of the US dropping Nukes on Japan. :stonk:

What's the likelihood that someone drops the N-Bomb in the debate?

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
They will use the arena buzzer to interrupt Trump if he rambles on tonight

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Wonder if we'll get a repeat of the crowd cheering at a candidate supporting executing people or letting die because of lack of healthcare.

Abner Cadaver II
Apr 21, 2009

TONIGHT!
Since it's the anniversary of Hiroshima/Nagasaki I'm betting they cheer for nuking the Middle East.

District Selectman
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax
Who's got the drinking game rules for this sucker?

Nagato
Apr 26, 2011

Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?
:nyoron:

District Selectman posted:

Who's got the drinking game rules for this sucker?

http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/the-official-gop-debate-drinking-game-rules-20150805

I am going to seriously attempt to follow these rules and I will post about it right here on SA

OniPanda
May 13, 2004

OH GOD BEAR




Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Wonder if we'll get a repeat of the crowd cheering at a candidate supporting executing people or letting die because of lack of healthcare.

Does the Trump poo poo in a yooj luxurious golden bathroom?

meet girls at the store
Nov 4, 2002


:airquote:debate:airquote:

Abner Cadaver II
Apr 21, 2009

TONIGHT!

OniPanda posted:

Does the Trump poo poo in a yooj luxurious golden bathroom?

Nowhere else, baby. (This is his airplane's sink)

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

Lol

He already is making America great again

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump
Politico just published an article claiming that Bush call Trump "an rear end in a top hat", "clown", and "a buffoon" in private conversations with donors.

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich
the donald better make an entrance with the classiest broads he can find

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Slaughterhouse-Ive posted:

the donald better make an entrance with the classiest broads he can find

this song is mandatory too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-W5luvqMUAg

My Face When
Nov 28, 2012

Hide your healthcare.
Hide your wife.

All I want for Christmas is yooge.

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
I'm pissed, I'm going on a road trip and I'm leaving about an hour before this debate. Not only will I miss Trump saying something ridiculous, I can't even get drunk for the kiddie table debate!

theshim
May 1, 2012

You think you can defeat ME, Ephraimcopter?!?

You couldn't even beat Assassincopter!!!
I'm going very light on this, cracking a hard cider and taking it easy so my eyeballs don't explode.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Slaughterhouse-Ive posted:

the donald better make an entrance with the classiest broads he can find

Preview of Donald's entrance

Mr. Stay-Puft
Jul 5, 2007
I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something that could never destroy us.
I think my all-time favorite debate drinking game rule was "Mitt Romney mentions Kolob: Drink entire bottle of antifreeze."

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVeVcVBW_CE&t=310s

Sulphagnist
Oct 10, 2006

WARNING! INTRUDERS DETECTED

Watching this with four hours of sleep is going to be amazing.

The Lord of Hats
Aug 22, 2010

Hello, yes! Is being very good day for posting, no?
Wish I didn't have to miss this because of work. But more importantly, I want Trump to disregard a question in favor of calling out the Kochs. Just drive Walker into the dirt.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

rowdyroughman 3 weeks ago
I know people are going to dislike this but Trump, McMahon for 2016!

:vince:

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ma6y0BGjbiQ
this song fits. sorta.

i think trump will do well only because he will out yell and throw the red meats all the nutjobs.

sbaldrick
Jul 19, 2006
Driven by Hate

School Nickname posted:

What's the likelihood that someone drops the N-Bomb in the debate?

You have to open a whiskey bottle and chug the whole thing if that happens.

Nagato posted:

http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/the-official-gop-debate-drinking-game-rules-20150805

I am going to seriously attempt to follow these rules and I will post about it right here on SA
Only if you want to die.

Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


Is there going to be an IRC chat room for this debate?

Rappaport
Oct 2, 2013


Thank you so much :allears:

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

Maybe I missed it, but are we doing a chat room with the debates? Four years ago that poo poo was hi-larious.

BurntCornMuffin
Jan 9, 2009


The Tao Jones posted:

Is there going to be an IRC chat room for this debate?

irc.synirc.net #PoliGoon is the goto for these things.

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

BurntCornMuffin posted:

irc.synirc.net #PoliGoon is the goto for these things.

Yessssss

Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


BurntCornMuffin posted:

irc.synirc.net #PoliGoon is the goto for these things.

:dance::dance::dance:

Finest comedy to be had anywhere. Thanks.

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Lol.

Firebert
Aug 16, 2004

Third World Reggin posted:

what kind of drinks will you guys be having during this

I am debating between shcwartzhog or some rum

Tequila feels most appropriate

InequalityGodzilla
May 31, 2012

So what were the highlights of the 2012 debates? I remember the riotous applause for Rick Perry listing how many executions have been done one Texas, his "oops" gaffe, and the entire crowd booing a two time vet who revealed he was gay.

Anything else spring to mind?

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

InequalityGodzilla posted:

So what were the highlights of the 2012 debates? I remember the riotous applause for Rick Perry listing how many executions have been done one Texas, his "oops" gaffe, and the entire crowd booing a two time vet who revealed he was gay.

Anything else spring to mind?

mitt trying to bet $10k with Perry, on stage

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Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
Makes me sad that there isn't going to be an audience. I was looking forward to other candidates getting drowned out by people applauding and chanting "TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP!"

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