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Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010
I'd like to boil steak, what are the best recipes for boiling steak? :coolfish: thanks in advance :coolfish:

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Oxphocker
Aug 17, 2005

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Why would you boil a steak?

That being said...consider pepper steak which is braised in gravy and green peppers...normally served over rice or noodles.

If you're talking more throwing a steak into a pot of water...consider sous vide.

Rotten Cookies
Nov 11, 2008

gosh! i like both the islanders and the rangers!!! :^)

3 cups milk (use at least 2%. Try to use whole) and a tablespoon of honey. Bring to a boil in a pan, drop in your steak. Boil that poo poo hard for like 30 minutes. Cut in and enjoy that poo poo. Always a tasty treat. I usually save it for Tuesdays because they are the worst and I need to eat something at that point that is the best.

Force de Fappe
Nov 7, 2008

Bœuf à la ficelle. Trim chateaubriand steaks of fat, tie a piece of cotton string semi-tautly around each with a good length that will go over the edge of the pot. Bring a pot of good consommé to a rolling boil, reduce the heat and keep warm over flame on the table. Let each guest place a steak into the pot and let them gently simmer until done according to their own tastes. Green pepper sauce is good.

Drifter
Oct 22, 2000

Belated Bear Witness
Soiled Meat

Rotten Cookies posted:

3 cups milk (use at least 2%. Try to use whole) and a tablespoon of honey. Bring to a boil in a pan, drop in your steak. Boil that poo poo hard for like 30 minutes. Cut in and enjoy that poo poo. Always a tasty treat. I usually save it for Tuesdays because they are the worst and I need to eat something at that point that is the best.

Add a side of the finest jellybeans you can procure, raw of course.

Keru
Aug 2, 2004

'n suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us 'n the sky was full of what looked like 'uge bats, all swooping 'n screeching 'n divin' around the ute.

Illinois Smith
Nov 15, 2003

Ninety-one? There are ninety other "Tiger Drivers"? Do any involve actual tigers, or driving?

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

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make sure you add some salt to the water before you boil the steak it gives it flavor

Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers
I always go with Charlie Day's milk steak recipe and add a little star anise for that extra kick

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

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Not a specific idea for the steak so feel free to ignore if this is all you're focused on, but as an added bonus with the 'pot of water' recipes, after you've boiled the steak you also get a nice pot of water leftover that contains all its meat juice, which can be a solid starting point for making some stew. Not sure if you're into that sorta thing, nor do I know of any exact recipes, but I've seen my family do this a few times with potatoes, carrots and bread marinated (I think that's the proper word?) with eggs.

So this way you get a boiled steak AND some nice stew to boot. But maybe that's the part you were deliberately trying to avoid so...in that case, it'd only be good for serving to guests I suppose.

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tafelspitz

Tafelspitz is simmered along with root vegetables and spices in the broth. It is usually served with roasted slices of potato and a mix of minced apples and horseradish or sour cream mixed with horseradish.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
You guys aren't really boiling steaks are you?

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
get some oil boiling and stick your steak in it

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

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Moridin920 posted:

You guys aren't really boiling steaks are you?

I had Shabu last night. Boiled the poo poo out of some Kobe and Kurobuta. It was ace.

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



i have wagyu smuggled in and i boil it in sprite for a nice citrus flavor

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004

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Business Gorillas posted:

i have wagyu smuggled in and i boil it in sprite for a nice citrus flavor

I recommend you try cane sugar Dr. Pepper for that extra 'kick'.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Business Gorillas posted:

i have wagyu smuggled in and i boil it in sprite for a nice citrus flavor

If you like the citrus flavor you should try adding some lime and cilantro for a "latin" kick!

Desetr Eagle
Aug 21, 2015

by Ralp

Nooner posted:

If you like the citrus flavor you should try adding some lime and cilantro for a "latin" kick!

that....actually sounds really good

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

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you can't boil herbs, nooner

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbFvAaO9j8M

Tom Brady
Oct 17, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
ive microwaved some cheaper, thinner steaks with success so i dont see how boiling them would be much worse

AbbadonOfHell
Jul 16, 2004
You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.
Save the water after you're done boiling it and add some V-8 and vodka to it. It's delicious, I call it a bloody cow juice.

AbbadonOfHell fucked around with this message at 23:46 on Sep 18, 2015

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

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Business Gorillas posted:

you can't boil herbs, nooner

well not with that attitude :rolleyes:

though the lime idea has got me wondering, if I took some thinly sliced steak and a whole heck of a lot of limes and just squeezed the heck outta all the limes over the steak, could i make a sort of beef ceviche? I know that steak needs to be cooked at a higher temperature so maybe need like 2x the limes as for regular ceviche?

edit: Maybe use lemons instead, I think I heard that they cook at a higher temperature

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

youd be surprised how well microwaving a steak in water can turn out

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

have you tried boiling a steak in ketchup op??

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

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TEAYCHES posted:

have you tried boiling a steak in ketchup op??

Oh, I've heard of that, that is how the Italians do it, right?

Tom Brady
Oct 17, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

Nooner posted:

Oh, I've heard of that, that is how the Italians do it, right?

i believe its called catsup in europe though, i dont know if its actually a different product though

Pivotal Lever
Sep 9, 2003

Tom Brady posted:

i believe its called catsup in europe though, i dont know if its actually a different product though

They don't use real cats in it, do they? :ohdear:

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Tom Brady posted:

i believe its called catsup in europe though, i dont know if its actually a different product though

I think it has to do with the soil the tomatoes are grown in so it might be like a regional thing

Tom Brady
Oct 17, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

proof of concept posted:

I think it has to do with the soil the tomatoes are grown in so it might be like a regional thing

the tomatoes in which

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Tom Brady posted:

the tomatoes in which

italian ketchup

catsup might be a different region? I'm pretty sure it is

Tom Brady
Oct 17, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

proof of concept posted:

italian ketchup

catsup might be a different region? I'm pretty sure it is

it says italian on it but it also says smith and jones on it so its probably a knock off i would guess

AbbadonOfHell
Jul 16, 2004
You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.

TEAYCHES posted:

have you tried boiling a steak in ketchup op??

My Mormon lady-friend fries hotdogs in ketchup, she seemed to like it.

Edit: I asked her about it and she said it's and I quote, "AMAAAAAZZZZZZIIINNNG!"

AbbadonOfHell fucked around with this message at 00:18 on Sep 19, 2015

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Tom Brady posted:

it says italian on it but it also says smith and jones on it so its probably a knock off i would guess

so it's like the spaghetti westerns of steak sauce? That might not be such a bad thing

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



TEAYCHES posted:

youd be surprised how well microwaving a steak in water can turn out

Well yeah this is basically what a sous vide is

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Nooner posted:

well not with that attitude :rolleyes:

though the lime idea has got me wondering, if I took some thinly sliced steak and a whole heck of a lot of limes and just squeezed the heck outta all the limes over the steak, could i make a sort of beef ceviche? I know that steak needs to be cooked at a higher temperature so maybe need like 2x the limes as for regular ceviche?

edit: Maybe use lemons instead, I think I heard that they cook at a higher temperature
People already do this, except that it's diced super fine and mixed with capers and stuff. It's called beef tartare and it owns

shankerz
Dec 7, 2014

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Hahah, the title of this thread should be a crime, but alas you got me to click and cringe.... Although several of you guys have come up with viable ideas, I can't get how anyone can get around the meat tasting like cow leather after being boiled. The thought make me cringe just thinking about it.

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shankerz
Dec 7, 2014

Must Go Faster!!!!!

Looks like micheal Jackson's last meal before death...

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