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Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
animal fuckers


why do they even bother if anytime they get in to state legislatures they become democrats


Jill Stein needs to get her poo poo together

what kind of a party doesnt get contributions from businesses but also can't organize small donations worth poo poo?

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fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
The rhetorical questions in your OP, I agree with them

apatite
Dec 2, 2006

Got yer back, Jack

The Green Party members I occasionally talk to are so dumb they are like "yeah that barnie saunders guy I totally agree with most of what he is saying but LOL what a sellout going Dem like some kinda pissbitch. 3rd parties are where it's at have some integrity bro"



:cmon:

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011
Yeah have some integrity bruh *has never won an election*

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane
This thread could also be about Canada's Green Party and be completely accurate as well.

The Whole Internet
May 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
the thing is, i disagree with the greens just as much as i do with the democrats

as a democratic socialist, i support nuclear power and genetically modified foods because i want to end global warming and feed poor people, as it turns out. why are the greens still dumb about those issues? if i'm voting for a candidate that i don't agree with i'd rather vote for one who has a chance at winning.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

vaccines cause autism

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

TEAYCHES posted:

vaccines cause autism

More and more it has become obvious that Green Party is actually the NIMBY party of trophy wives and new age hucksters

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009
I've always appreciated it when the crazy people self segregate and give themselves a lable for easy identification.

Saves money on ammunition in the long run.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
they should just call themselves the luddite party

tsa
Feb 3, 2014

PT6A posted:

This thread could also be about Canada's Green Party and be completely accurate as well.

Basically any green party anywhere is completely retarded.

platzapS
Aug 4, 2007

The Whole Internet posted:

the thing is, i disagree with the greens just as much as i do with the democrats

as a democratic socialist, i support nuclear power and genetically modified foods because i want to end global warming and feed poor people, as it turns out. why are the greens still dumb about those issues? if i'm voting for a candidate that i don't agree with i'd rather vote for one who has a chance at winning.

I don't think third parties are viable in the US, but really? You're a democratic socialist and disagree with them both equally?

platzapS
Aug 4, 2007

Top City Homo posted:

they should just call themselves the luddite party

Tell me about Luddites and why they were bad.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

platzapS posted:

Tell me about Luddites and why they were bad.

http://bfy.tw/1Cnt

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

i remember when i was a youngin i thought the green party was just a political party all about weed legalization. heh, if only, am i right y'all?

Garcin
Jun 15, 2000
Great job supporting the cunty two party system we currently have. Destroy all choice! gently caress the greens, and while you are at it make sure you are prepared against the future blue and yellow parties. gently caress them all instead of making a slight attempt at understanding.

You don't need a dialogue, you just need to WIN!!!

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
ill start un making GBS threads on the retarded greens when they start cooperating with smaller parties on issues of interest and putting together joint candidates, raise money from donations, and actually do something somewhere for something instead of sucking up votes

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

Slothgate posted:

Great job supporting the cunty two party system we currently have. Destroy all choice! gently caress the greens, and while you are at it make sure you are prepared against the future blue and yellow parties. gently caress them all instead of making a slight attempt at understanding.

You don't need a dialogue, you just need to WIN!!!

lol

tumblr.txt
Jan 11, 2015

by zen death robot

PT6A posted:

This thread could also be about Canada's Australia's Green Party and be completely accurate as well.

Abner Cadaver II
Apr 21, 2009

TONIGHT!
the luddites were actually great because their no. 1 demand was "more arts n' crafts"

I Am A Robot
Jul 1, 2006
The only thing I know about the green party is that whenever I take one of political party surveys I wind up aligning with them on everything except the environment.

Hermano
Oct 23, 2008
I used to hang out at a bar where the local greens held their meetings. Their factitious infighting boiled down to idealogical purity battles a la Vegans Vs Vegetarians. That bar is now a mosque so...

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
hy do they run a presidential candidate at all? They actually have a chance at inning some local or state elections. hy aste money on a presidential run?

Duckbox
Sep 7, 2007

Basically the rule with political groups is the less power they have, the more infighting there will be. People who can't get along with anyone will actively seek out these tiny groups because they can get attention without having to actually accomplish anything. In the old days it was the Trotskyites and other wacky reds derailing these lefty groups, but communism is passe these days. The Greens often seem like little more than an amalgamation of all the weird little fringe-left ideologies that didn't get discredited in 1989 and still couldn't find a home with the Democrats.

Spunky Junior Reporter!
Jul 27, 2011

Fun Shoe
I agree comepletely

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


I feel like any personal views I have that align with the Green Party in the US is purely coincidental, because everytime I hear Jill Stein speak I just imagine her going home to huff her own farts like on that episode of south park, and their attitudes about vaccines and new age crockery is just alienating to people who don't like the smell of patchouli oil.

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001
can we talk about the canadian green party here too because their leader doesn't have WiFi in her home due to cancer fears

Duckbox
Sep 7, 2007

Yeah, the funny thing about the "what party do you match" polls is they go by national platforms when the big tent parties have inherently compromised platforms. Things like gay marriage, gun control, and environmental protections can take years to make it onto the national platform (and sometimes disappear again mysteriously) even if most Democrats support them because there will be a vocal minority (not to mention swing voters) who they won't risk alienating. This makes the big parties seem weak and wishy-washy, but it also is what allows them to actually accomplish anything within the current political framework.

The party itself may be painfully centrist, but there are still millions of Democratic voters (and some fairly successful politicians) who would fit quite comfortably within the Green spectrum. In fact, I'd go as far to say that there are far more Democrats with Green sympathies than there are actual Greens. It's just that most of us prefer candidates who A) can get elected and B) have a clue what to do when that happens and people who spend their time hanging out on the fringes living and breathing radical ideology and wagging their fingers at everyone else are rarely capable of either.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Shumagorath posted:

can we talk about the canadian green party here too because their leader doesn't have WiFi in her home due to cancer fears

loving christ

Der Kyhe
Jun 25, 2008

In my country the Green Party is/was also the refuge of the intellectual liberals and independents.

It is truly horrifying that to vote for someone actually intelligent AND benevolent you have to give your vote to the loving Greenpeace/PETA/ALF/City green no-industry ever asshat party.

So I vote for the mild conservative right instead, even though sometimes it makes me vomit in my mouth. (something like the US Republicans without the horrible agenda against social issues)

Der Kyhe has issued a correction as of 18:57 on Aug 9, 2015

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

free top city homo

100 HOGS AGREE
Oct 13, 2007
Grimey Drawer
more nuclear power please. I want to either fix global warming or irradiate all life until x-men is real.

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes
The Scottish Greens are okay, apart from being twitchy on nuclear power, but then again the Scottish regional parliament has a reasonable voting system so you can actually be a member of the Greens without needing an electoral death-wish first

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

Matey posted:

i remember when i was a youngin i thought the green party was just a political party all about weed legalization. heh, if only, am i right y'all?

I know a guy who joined the green party freshman year because a girl we wanted to bang asked him to. No he didn't close the deal.

We got to make fun of him for at least five more years because he wouldn't register as anything else. And he was in the military.

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

Shumagorath posted:

can we talk about the canadian green party here too because their leader doesn't have WiFi in her home due to cancer fears

Terrible but unsurprising

ugh its Troika
May 2, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Green canidates have gotten into the state legislature in Minnesota a few times.

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

Helical Nightmares posted:

I know a guy who joined the green party freshman year because a girl we wanted to bang asked him to. No he didn't close the deal.

We got to make fun of him for at least five more years because he wouldn't register as anything else. And he was in the military.

classic case of going green for the pink and maybe the brown

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

Matey posted:

classic case of going green for the pink and maybe the brown

:omarcomin:

Pithy, succinct, beautiful.

IceAgeComing
Jan 29, 2013

pretty fucking embarrassing to watch

Angepain posted:

The Scottish Greens are okay, apart from being twitchy on nuclear power, but then again the Scottish regional parliament has a reasonable voting system so you can actually be a member of the Greens without needing an electoral death-wish first

this is probably a big part of it - it also helps that one of their main leaders and the public face of the Scottish Greens is incredibly good and that has helped to change the way that they are seen by lots of people

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GirlBones
Jun 10, 2007
I am not very good at the internet
what the gently caress is wrong with you op?

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