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corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
i've never heard of him before but i guess he's running for president? what's his deal, i don't know

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Hand Knit
Oct 24, 2005

Beer Loses more than a game Sunday ...
We lost our Captain, our Teammate, our Friend Kelly Calabro...
Rest in Peace my friend you will be greatly missed..
He's the white Obama

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


The caliph of ISIS.

Abner Cadaver II
Apr 21, 2009

TONIGHT!
the man who stole my heart

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
that post wasn't a joke, i actually do not know who bernie sanders is and would like to know.

The Whole Internet
May 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

corn in the bible posted:

that post wasn't a joke, i actually do not know who bernie sanders is and would like to know.

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=bernie+sanders

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

Thanks. For anyone reading, Bernard "Bernie" Sanders (born September 8, 1941) is the junior United States Senator from Vermont. Sanders is the longest-serving independent in U.S. congressional history. A self-described democratic socialist,[5][6][7][8] he favors policies similar to those of social democratic parties in Europe, particularly those of Scandinavia.[9][10][11] He caucuses with the Democratic Party and has been the ranking minority member on the Senate Budget Committee since January 2015.[12]

After unsuccessful candidacies for Vermont's governor and U.S. senator in the early to mid-1970s, Sanders was elected mayor of Burlington, Vermont's most populous city, in 1981. He was reelected to three more two-year mayoral terms before being elected to represent Vermont's at-large congressional district in the United States House of Representatives in 1990. He served as a congressman for 16 years before being elected to succeed the retiring Republican-turned-independent Jim Jeffords in the U.S. Senate in 2006. In 2012, he was reelected by a large margin, capturing almost 71% of the popular vote.

Since his election to the Senate, Sanders has emerged as a leading progressive voice on issues like income inequality,[6] climate change,[13] and campaign finance reform.[14] He rose to national prominence on the heels of his 2010 filibuster[15][16] of the proposed extension of the Bush-era tax rates for the wealthy. Sanders is also outspoken on civil liberties issues, and has been particularly critical of mass surveillance policies such as the Patriot Act.[17][18]

Sanders announced his intentions to seek the Democratic Party's nomination for President on April 30, 2015, in an address on the Capitol lawn.[19][20][21] His campaign was officially launched on May 26 in Burlington.[22]

fronz
Apr 7, 2009



Lipstick Apathy

corn in the bible posted:

that post wasn't a joke, i actually do not know who bernie sanders is and would like to know.

I'm going to see him on Monday, will let you know after I find out myself.

MrBims
Sep 25, 2007

by Ralp

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

He is a man.

Concordat
Mar 4, 2007

Secondary Objective: Commit Fraud - Complete
He's a european-style social democrat which means he's a communist.

BlueBlazer
Apr 1, 2010

BlueBlazer
Apr 1, 2010

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8


same

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

Hand Knit posted:

He's the white Obama

He's the political entity that represents what Obama voters *thought* they were voting for.

Gamma Nerd
May 14, 2012

Salt Fish posted:

He's the political entity that represents what Obama voters *thought* they were voting for.

This is a very, very good explanation honestly.

MrBims
Sep 25, 2007

by Ralp
Obama: It is time for government to work for Main Street instead of Wall Street!

Democrats: Maybe he will jail the bankers. Voted for him instead of Hillary.

(8 years later)

Sanders: I am introducing a bill in the Senate to jail the bankers!

Democrats: This guy is too far left and unelectable. Will vote for Hillary instead.

ugh its Troika
May 2, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
he's an old white guy that no one had ever heard of or cared about before campaign season

Gravy Train Robber
Sep 15, 2007

by zen death robot
he's the dream of a generation made flesh

Homestar Runner
Oct 9, 2012

This is the best videogame
I have ever played!
Learn bout dat Bern

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7L9V7oGRv8

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme
he's just some guy op

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


What was will be! What is will be no more! Now is the season of Bernie!

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
he's the biggest troll currently residing in america

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
He's the real-deal progressive candidate trying to win the Democratic nomination for president.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
he is bringing the good news of socialism to the heathen US.

socialism is the light

and Bernie Sanders is its prophet

Pulp Can Move
Oct 4, 2012
He's the warm sunlight on your face that dries your tears.

Pulp Can Move
Oct 4, 2012
He's the grass under the bare feet of your 8-year-old self.

platzapS
Aug 4, 2007

He is a ripened pear, ready to be plucked
He is the suicidal ambivalence you feel on a high balcony
He is a dream, deferred too long

He is the man in American Gothic with a pitchfork
He wants agrarian justice
He is easily dispatched by Predator drone.

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


-Troika- posted:

he's an old white guy that no one had ever heard of or cared about before campaign season

I've known about him since 2006 or so. Leftists who actually pay any loving attention at all to US politics was probably more aware of him than anybody was aware of Obama before 2007

Sizone
Sep 13, 2007

by LadyAmbien
He's the next president of these united states. best be getting used to that fact now

SOME PIG
Aug 12, 2004

Hittin' Switches,
Twistin' wigs with
Phat Radical Mathematical type Scriptures

hemophilia posted:

I've known about him since 2006 or so. Leftists who actually pay any loving attention at all to US politics was probably more aware of him than anybody was aware of Obama before 2007

Indeedydoo. I've been following him ever since he was in Capitalism: A Love Story. So, whatever year that was.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

dethkon posted:

Indeedydoo. I've been following him ever since he was in Capitalism: A Love Story. So, whatever year that was.

2009.

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

MrBims posted:

Obama: It is time for government to work for Main Street instead of Wall Street!

Democrats: Maybe he will jail the bankers. Voted for him instead of Hillary.

(8 years later)

Sanders: I am introducing a bill in the Senate to jail the bankers!

Democrats: This guy is too far left and unelectable. Will vote for Hillary instead.

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007


Thank you. I have been looking for a video to use as a "Here's Bernie" introduction to friends and family and this is the best one. I worry that the music might make it seem like it's trying too hard to be dramatic, but I haven't seen anything better.

Abner Cadaver II
Apr 21, 2009

TONIGHT!
His 2010 filibuster is also good for getting his gist:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Y-u0UnKZ_U

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Abner Cadaver II posted:

His 2010 filibuster is also good for getting his gist:


Yeah but its 25 minutes long. Most people don't want to watch that right off the bat.

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015


The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn

blue squares posted:

Yeah but its 25 minutes long. Most people don't want to watch that right off the bat.

Here, how about 3 minutes then:

https://youtu.be/rtBVuye4fZQ

MrBims
Sep 25, 2007

by Ralp
I like this video from congress, short and sweet https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vabeos-F8Kk

He's been saying the same thing for decades. Because it was true then and it is true now.

Brave New World
Mar 10, 2010
This is probably the best "Introduction to Bernie" video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyee_sxJpXc

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Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
He's that necromancer guy from "Game of Thrones"

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