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I forgot to edit the OP with a link to the new update! That's done now.

So I'm gonna take this opportunity to open the second round of the competition!

In this latest video, we met Viola, a woman with some hair, who has a very cute little pet furry creature of some variety named Arco. I want you to guess how many scenes Arco appears in throughout the entire game. The closer you get to being the one who got nearest the right answer, the more points you'll get.

Since we can't really judge this competition until a fair amount of time has passed, I exploit my status as thread creator by awarding 1 instant bonus point to any guess which is accompanied by an image of your own adorable pet companion. I want to see pictures of cute animals, and I want you to provide them for me.

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Logicblade posted:

Gonna go for lucky number Seven!



yes

Lockmat posted:



Eh, most of the cutscenes have been people sitting/standing around talking so I'm guessing a cute animal companion would just detract from all that riveting action. I'm going for three.

YES

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Here's a cool dog I found in Cool Dog Group on Facebook to celebrate that I'm finally done with my exam project.



Update in the next couple of days probably. It will require some editing. Fort Fermata is not a good dungeon, and we did not have a good time playing through it. It marked the first and only time (if memory serves) where we had to resort to a walkthrough for non-optional stuff because frankly, loving hell man.

sleepy.eyes posted:

Also, here is my hoary old beast.


Fixed your image embed! That is an excellent dog, top marks. :bubblewoop:

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Tin Hat posted:

I just got caught up with the videos! By any chance, does this game suck??



this is fort fermata after editing

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I'm not gonna lie, we got kind of frustrated when we were playing through this dungeon (at least I did, I got the impression Hbomb was having the time of his life). I've severely sped up the most pointless backtracking and aimless wandering, and it's still an hour long. I wanted to keep it in its own, single video, so that way it's over and done with and we can move on to more silly cutscenes, health sponge boss battles, and informative PowerPoint presentations.

Enjoy, I guess??

Eternal Sonata competition totals

4 points
BravestOfTheLamps

2½ points
Lockmat

2 points
Moskau

1 point
citybeatnik
Logicblade
broken pixel
sleepy.eyes

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I should mention that, if you do not want to watch 40 minutes of us banging our heads against some astonishingly awful puzzle design followed by 20 minutes of Hbomb reading aloud to me from a walkthrough, this video is more or less skippable - there are no cutscenes or story bits or boss battles or anything in it.

Here's the executive summary for those of you who'd rather just move on to the funny bits:


  • Everyone except Beat gets a new weapon, Beat gets to eat poo poo
  • We discover that Viola is the most powerful character in the party by far
  • In addition to her crazy damage output, Viola also gets an all-targeting unlimited-range healing spell
  • I get angry and yell once or twice
  • I talk briefly about Odense, Hans Christian Andersen, and the statue of The Little Mermaid in Copenhagen
  • We kill approx. 237 rats

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Lockmat posted:

When I was in Copenhagen I completely failed to find the Little Mermaid statue because either I can't read maps for poo poo or it was so tiny I completely failed to see it. That's my Copenhagen story.

It's just north of Amalienborg (the royal castle), on the south end of Langelinie.

You didn't miss much.

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RareAcumen posted:

That temple was a terrible grind and took way too long.

And it's still better than most of the cloisters in FFX which is just awful to think of.

I disagree vehemently (except Bevelle, that place was awful)

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I'm happy to report that we actually have a good time and some laughs in this one. We talk about hobbies, other video games, and we meet a horse. Overall, pretty nifty!

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Admiral H. Curtiss posted:

That shadow in the last battle was actually a cloud that was passing by!

Seriously? That counts? I never noticed that.

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Updates delayed because I bought Bloodborne with my Christmas money and it's incredibly engaging

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdK72Qg_Lig

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Hbomberguy posted:

I thought you weren't a Souls fan? Cool to see they finally made it work for you.

I'm not! I still have no interest in going back and trying Dark Souls again, even though Dish really wants me to give it another shot. Bloodborne is fun though!

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Today, we explore the city of Forte, and look for some rear end in a top hat kid.

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Admiral H. Curtiss posted:

The whole Score/Session mechanic is neat in theory but it's broken by how the game handles backtracking. Unless you're in New Game+, it's impossible to actually go back to most places, but the game is happy to give you score pieces after you've already passed the correct person to play them with.

To quote myself from the Fort Fermata video:

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Second playthrough? Are they loving nuts?

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Weird BIAS posted:

You guys do eventually realize it's Phil for philharmonic orchestra, right?

E:mothherfuxker

We completely failed to realize that "Mt. Rock" was rock as in, rock music.

We are not the brightest.

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NextSundayA.D. posted:

MODE had a bouncer name Tuba.

YES, that was it! It was driving me nuts, and Google was giving me nothing. Thank you.

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This video contains one of my favorite moments from the entire recording sessions. It's really good.



I've badgered Hbomb for suggestions for contests, there will be a new one soon.

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I said we'd have another contest, didn't I? Let's do that!

Eternal Sonata is nothing if not a politically charged game. Probably. Look, I said and heard the word "taxes" more times while I was playing this game than I've done for the entire rest of my life combined. That's gotta count for something, somehow. With that in mind, and with the American political circus (which I assume most of you are at least peripherally aware of) currently running at full gallop, I want to hear your takes on the political leanings of our gallant warriors.

Or, to put it more succintly, I want you to tell me who the characters of Eternal Sonata would vote for, and why! Completely up to you how much effort you put into it - a paragraph about Beat's secret love for Ted Cruz, or a run-through of the political leanings of every named character we've ever met complete with photoshopped election posters. Points will be given out free-form with no set minimum or maximum, mostly by Hbomb, with the caveat that I get to step in and veto his decisions when he inevitably decides to take everyone's EternoBux and replace them with equal amounts of linen.

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Hbomberguy posted:

This is the winner because it's accurate, criticizes narrative/gameplay dissonance, and is written by a Carpenter Brut fan. A million points.

Alternatively, a relevant and fitting amount of points. It's up to Grat.

This inflation cannot stand - I am appointing a committee to draft up a report on your suspicious activities for further review, to be acted upon within 8-9 months (or tomorrow, alternatively, is when I will dole out some points for the entrants).

Meanwhile, here's an update - it's been ready for a while, but I wanted Hbomb to judge the contest first :)

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Lockmat posted:

Green party for naïve, idealistic youngsters

Hbomb has awarded you the grand prize! Not as grand as he wants it to be though. A million points might introduce a bit too much inflation. I'll have to cut you down to 4½ points instead!

Also, because I am a filthy socialist, the rest of you get slightly lower amounts of points, made of silver, or bronze

BravestOfTheLamps posted:

Frederic votes for freedom



BravestOfTheLamps storms the Warsaw Arsenal, finding 3 points inside!

Zanzibar Ham and ikanreed get 1 point each!

does anyone want to tally up how many points people have so far, or should i do that

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Boop. Chapter 2 is over! At last! I think I remember it being by far the longest out of all of them.

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I went through the original recording, all ready to point out the lizard that had clearly been eaten by compression, but no, I couldn't find it. Even after fiddling with the video, tweaking brightness, contrast, and gamma, I didn't find anything.

So I can only conclude that me and Hbomb did indeed have a strage, anime-induced shared hallucination.

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Thanks for going through all the trouble, friend. Goin' in the OP.

As for the trading quest, we will get into that later. It is indeed incredibly dumb.

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Our editing workflow is that Hbomb does some magic bullshit to the audio of us talking, which I don't understand because I am an amateur who just barely knows how to use Audacity. Then I take that and sync it up with the audio from the game, adjusting volumes as necessary so the game doesn't drown us out. Then I do any necessary editing to the actual video and upload it.

I say this to explain that, if either of us has Life poo poo come up, that can bottleneck getting new episodes up - Hbomb had some poo poo happen, on top of being busy with the videos that people on Patreon actually pay him for, and that is why it has been so long since the last update.

This is a swamp level.

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ikanreed posted:

I just want to say I saw hbomberguy's videos in a completely separate website, and had a "oh poo poo, it's that poor bastard who has to put up with eternal sonata" moment. Also they're excellent and everyone should watch them.

Where? Just out of curiosity!

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Quick question, would you guys prefer a single ~45 minutes update to close out this recording, or two shorter videos?

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Cool, I'll have it up tomorrow probably!

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This episode name inspired by all the Dark Souls Dark Souls Dark Souls I've been playing lately

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Kibayasu posted:

Seeing the same enemies over and over was already noticeable but now its just ridiculous.

Yeah, I'm thinking I might have to start editing out battles where the conversation is just "do this thing and use this attack", because it is really Final Fantasy X levels of "fight this thing, again, also again".

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Fun fact: Since we recorded this, I have played and beaten Bloodborne, Dark Souls, Dark Souls 3, and Dark Souls 2, in that order.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSJCSR4MuhU

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Just for reference, the combat system isn't fully unlocked until you visit an optional dungeon immediately before the final boss fight. If you don't visit that optional dungeon, or just don't know it's there, you get to go into new game plus without the final Battle Level, which cuts your potential damage output per turn to about 1/3rd of what it would otherwise be.

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I'm editing the next episode. Here is a sneak preview:

http://igrat.co/lp/es-21-sample.mp3

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It's a graveyard bash, dontcha know

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I'm gonna be busy getting drunk in a field for the next week or so. I'm hoping Hbomb will have posted more character art when I get back (HINT HINT)

Update once I'm home again

E: If anyone is coming to Roskilde Festival shoot me a PM and we'll have a beer together

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Hbomb is currently sitting somewhere in my apartment playing 999 after persistent badgering on my part. I'm trying really hard to convince him to post more character bios.

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Judge Tesla posted:

I was getting Metal Gear Solid flashbacks with how long it took Claves to actually go from dying to dead.

It's like straight-up self-parody except it's not. It's ridiculous.

Fedule posted:

A good post

This is a good post and I'm trying unsuccesfully to get Hbomb to write up a response because he thinks so too

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Please join me in shaming Hbomb for putting Koldskål in my coffee this morning because he can't read Danish and thought it was milk

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