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Aug 8, 2015 17:28
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i woke up naked in my own bed and the bed was wet
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Aug 8, 2015 17:29
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i smelled the wetness and i think it was sweat?????????? i must sweat a lot and not know because it goes in my clothes
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:What's a Utah burger? delicious |
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:What's a Utah burger? Ground Mormon with horseradish jello. |
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Aug 8, 2015 17:33
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I live in Utah, so I guess every burger I eat is a Utah burger
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:I live in Utah, so I guess every burger I eat is a Utah burger You must be a lucky man and/or Mormon.
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:What's a Utah burger? topped with pastrami, cheese, and thousand island dressing, a utah burger is a regional delight native to Utah despite Utah not being the biggest state with pastrami cred (NY). |
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the alabama burger is a mild cheddar cheeseburger with apple cider vinegar, cayenne, gouda, and hickory-smoked bacon. the alaska burger is finely diced onion, cumin, worscestchire and smoked cheddar. the arizona burger is jalapeno, guacamole, pepper jack, red onion and chipotle mayo. the arkansas burger is pepper jelly, sharp bleu cheese and red onion. the california burger is bacon, any cow cheese of your choice, and avocado/guacamole and roast peppers. the colorado burger has saurkraut on it, and swiss. |
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Aug 9, 2015 07:49
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the mississippi state burger is made from its state bird
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i used to really like this song
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Android Blues posted:i used to really like this song its really good |
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Captain No-mates posted:its really good that album had it's 10th anniversary this year in uk but it actually came out a year later in america which is kinda weird since it's an american band
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joke_explainer posted:
lol if you don't think a california burger is a veggie burger on whole wheat with avocado and sprouts what you described sounds like a heart attack on bread
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the tennessee burger is a pound of overcooked pulled pork topped with crushed vicodin and a can of miller lite
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precision posted:the tennessee burger is a pound of overcooked pulled pork topped with crushed vicodin and a can of miller lite
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precision posted:the tennessee burger is a pound of overcooked pulled pork topped with crushed vicodin and a can of miller lite Need that burg |
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Qwerinty posted:the new mexico burger is an overstuffed burrito when you bite into it, it oozes red or green chile |
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joke_explainer posted:topped with pastrami, cheese, and thousand island dressing, a utah burger is a regional delight native to Utah despite Utah not being the biggest state with pastrami cred (NY). Oh yeah, those are way good. |
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Aug 10, 2015 06:56
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you can sing this thread title to the tune of wrecking ball by miley cyrus
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Started on the floor and I'm still here
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50 state burger chow road trip!
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and I needed something to eat so I went down the street to The Trump Hotel Restaurant and Bar. "What'll it be?" said Montez, sporting a wry grin. "Just give me the usual, Montez. A bacon egg and cheese on an everything bagel" I said. Monez just scratched his head and said, "What is that again?". The usual was a bacon egg and cheese on an everything bagel. Montez knew that, I had been coming there every day for four years. I grabbed that mexican cocksucker behind the counter and yelled "I'M DONALD GODDAMN TRUMP!!! I'LL FRY YOUR rear end LIKE A CHIMICHANGA!!!" |
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:What's a Utah burger? I dunno what's a utah burger with you? |
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but wait why did you wake up on the floor? maybe YOU'RE the imposter |
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thank god for that emergency futon |
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