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set the turnip up with a nice rutabaga so it won't get lonely when you're away |
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Aug 12, 2015 19:46
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go on vocaroo and record yourself officiating a wedding ceremony for the turnip and rutabaga and make sure you say "rutabaga" a lot because it's a funny word |
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Aug 12, 2015 19:49
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alternatively just record yourself saying rutabaga, maybe video the turnip's reaction and see if the turnip thinks the word "rutabag"a is funny too |
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Aug 12, 2015 19:50
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Aug 12, 2015 19:50
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the turnip sues you for falsifying fair submissions. its suit is perfectly ironed. it wears a leafy stem that is indistinguishable from the one scalped off. you have no chance
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Aug 12, 2015 19:54
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Aug 12, 2015 19:58
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Qwerinty posted:the turnip sues you for falsifying fair submissions. its suit is perfectly ironed. it wears a leafy stem that is indistinguishable from the one scalped off. you have no chance turnip shows up in a neck brace, WD's lawyer starts to sweat |
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Aug 12, 2015 19:59
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Aug 12, 2015 20:01
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turnip lawyer: did you grow this turnip? me, under oath: y-yes turnip lawyer: really? you personally grew and harvested this turnip? me, gaining confidence: yes. i grew that turnip. i grow turnips every year. im always growing turnips. big turnip farmer right here. gonna own my own turnip ranch someday turnip lawyer: aha! turnips arent farmed, you charleton, theyre mined! me, under my breath: o great turnip save me now
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Aug 12, 2015 20:08
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Aug 12, 2015 20:08
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smoke weed out the turnip |
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Aug 12, 2015 20:39
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TWIST FIST posted:its not as big as a boulder so youd think it wouldnt be dangerous but its still a lot bigger than a normal turnip so you should keep your distance just to be safe lmao ---------------- |
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Aug 12, 2015 20:44
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Came down ter tha wrong corner oh tha turnip patch, stranger... only thing it'll be winning now is me a scalp bounty next town over. \ \ 
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Aug 12, 2015 21:11
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I have traveled to Hellenistic Greece to find an oracle. I checked with like 5 and there was a consensus. Vynar posted:make a bong out of it Also playground tough posted:smoke weed out the turnip
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Aug 12, 2015 21:17
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Maybe the turnip just wants to see the fair without the pressure of competing, did you ever think of that?
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Aug 12, 2015 21:18
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The Turnip wants to get really high.
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Aug 12, 2015 21:20
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Manifisto posted:Maybe the turnip just wants to see the fair without the pressure of competing, did you ever think of that? this, lil cunty is like the dance moms version of turnip owners/worshippers putting undue stress onto a poor turnip whose only fault was being born a little larger than its peers 
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Aug 12, 2015 21:24
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WD-40 you are going to come home one day to find someone making a delicious turnip treat.
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Aug 12, 2015 21:25
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gently caress. marry. t-rex posted:Came down ter tha wrong corner oh tha turnip patch, stranger... only thing it'll be winning now is me a scalp bounty next town over. dang saboten really hosed that turnip rustler up
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Aug 12, 2015 21:26
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Vynar posted:The Turnip wants to get really high. Sure, get high and watch the pig scramble without being stared at, objectified, and judged all day.
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Aug 12, 2015 21:26
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Vynar posted:WD-40 you are going to come home one day to find someone making a delicious turnip treat. is this what the turnip wants? what kind of treats do turnips like to eat?
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Aug 12, 2015 21:27
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that turnip so big, ah jes can't control myself *licks lips* |
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Aug 12, 2015 21:29
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Lil Cunty posted:is this what the turnip wants? what kind of treats do turnips like to eat? probably drugs or maybe rich well drained soil.
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Aug 12, 2015 21:30
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XyloJW posted:that turnip so big, ah jes can't control myself back off my turnip Vynar posted:probably drugs or maybe rich well drained soil. i have never heard of a turnip doing drugs. now look, i know we all love doing drugs here in byob and im certainly no exception, but lets be realistic about what the turnip wants
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Aug 12, 2015 21:34
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Lil Cunty posted:
After some furious googling I can't find any historical examples of a turnip not wanting to get high.
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Aug 12, 2015 21:39
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that turnip all the way turnt up |
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Aug 12, 2015 22:54
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Bludgeon someone to death with it. Then eat the evidence. E: Not the turnip. Worship that and use it again. I mean the body. Al Borland fucked around with this message at 23:16 on Aug 12, 2015 ---------------- |
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Aug 12, 2015 23:06
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don't trust anyone alone with your turnip
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Aug 12, 2015 23:18
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it's gonna turnip dead
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Aug 12, 2015 23:18
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Hick Magnet posted:that turnip all the way turnt up #turnp |
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Aug 12, 2015 23:20
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Pomp posted:it's gonna turnip dead *takes out red notebook, flips to "P", writes "turnip dead  (08/11/15) next to entry for pomp
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Aug 12, 2015 23:42
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Lil Jon: Turnip for what?! |
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Aug 13, 2015 00:39
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Lil Cunty posted:*takes out red notebook, flips to "P", writes "turnip dead it's the 12th hon ---------------- |
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Aug 13, 2015 01:46
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Qwerinty posted:it's the 12th hon *narrows eyes, flips forward to "Q"*
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Aug 13, 2015 02:00
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Aug 13, 2015 02:12
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Qwerinty posted:it's the 12th hon we're dead mate ---------------- |
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Aug 13, 2015 02:13
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Gonna ask my friends in Seattle if they know a turnip oracle
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leaked skype logs [9:23:35 PM] Vynar: do either of you know any turnip oracles in seattle for to answer this add? http://i.imgur.com/1LoJM2Rl.jpg [9:23:52 PM] Vynar: is the turnip http://i.imgur.com/ixUMc2ul.jpg [9:24:26 PM] Vynar's Seattle Friend: I'll ask around work [9:24:29 PM] Vynar: k [9:24:31 PM] Vynar: ty
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A big ol beet I guess you don't know how big my hand is but that's a 21cm blade on the knife |
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