fuck y'all, it's the contest thread

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Dr. Despair: Nov 4, 2009; 39 perfect posts with each roll.

Welcome to the Dorkroom photo contest!

last months theme was Foreign . Thankfully the king is dead, and Deaders won.

deaders posted:

For the new month the theme is :911:

Despair :cabot:

Be creative!

Rules THAT MEAN NOTHING:

This thread is for posting pics & voting.
One submission/poster. Note that you can change your submission as many times as you want, so long as you only have one entry when the voting begins!
Single photos only - no video, triptychs, or multi-photo entries. Blending exposures into a single image (such as focus stacking, or HDR), is ok though.
Photos must be taken during the period of the contest. No pulling out old favorites! In case this isn't clear, the contest started after the theme was chosen in the last thread (not necessarily when I got around to posing the new thread), and it runs until the dates listed below!
Contest will be open until the end of the month! after which voting will begin.
Voting will continue until Shortly after that! (or when I get banned, I guess).
Also, I guess no images? If someone has a kick rear end NSFW idea, i dunno? take it up with SoundMonkey i guess? I don't wanna get in the way of good
ideas and all, but rules are rules.
When voting, please deploy the spoiler tag. hail satan. I will announce when voting begins!
SoundMonkey will offer a prize of some kind valued at around $20 to the winner. Especially if you live in loving Antarctica or something. PM or e-mail SoundMonkey to claim the prize.

I or SoundMonkey reserve the right to change the rules in case I missed something really obvious that probably won't affect anyone.

Winner picks the next theme, probably!

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# ? May 7, 2024 13:05

Bubbacub: Apr 17, 2001

Oh no by Jason the Hutt, on Flickr

# ? Aug 20, 2015 02:50

tau: Mar 20, 2003; Sigillum Universitatis Kansiensis

20150820-Despair by ryantss, on Flickr

# ? Aug 20, 2015 05:08

Dr. Despair: Nov 4, 2009; 39 perfect posts with each roll.

P6661724.jpg by Douglas Tiedt, on Flickr

# ? Aug 20, 2015 05:55

unpacked robinhood: Feb 18, 2013; by Fluffdaddy

unpacked robinhood fucked around with this message at 08:57 on Aug 20, 2015

# ? Aug 20, 2015 08:26

Moon Potato: May 12, 2003

despair by Redwood Planet, on Flickr

# ? Aug 23, 2015 06:33

Soopafly: Mar 27, 2009; I have a peanut allergy.

edit- changed my mind

Soopafly fucked around with this message at 21:47 on Aug 28, 2015

# ? Aug 24, 2015 04:48

InternetJunky: May 25, 2002

# ? Aug 24, 2015 15:57

BobTheCow: Dec 11, 2004; That's a thing?

BobTheCow fucked around with this message at 18:44 on Aug 24, 2015

# ? Aug 24, 2015 18:32

iSheep: Feb 5, 2006; by R. Guyovich

iSheep fucked around with this message at 22:48 on Aug 24, 2015

# ? Aug 24, 2015 22:37

underage at the vape shop: May 11, 2011; by Cyrano4747

Coming up with ideas for despair that aren't poo poo is hard

# ? Aug 27, 2015 05:18

Moon Potato: May 12, 2003

Don't despair. You'll think of something.

# ? Aug 27, 2015 06:29

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Hey OP, it's "gently caress All Ya'll"

I'll have a picture later.

# ? Aug 27, 2015 17:15

Dr. Despair: Nov 4, 2009; 39 perfect posts with each roll.

VendaGoat posted:

Hey OP, it's "gently caress All Ya'll"

I'll have a picture later.

no, i meant what I said :colbert:

# ? Aug 27, 2015 17:34

Huxley: Oct 10, 2012; Grimey Drawer

Angry bull despairs at not knowing "y'all" is a contraction of "you all."

Angry by Matt Philpott, on Flickr

# ? Aug 27, 2015 18:10

HookShot: Dec 26, 2005

It took eighteen minutes for me to upload this one image to Flickr at my in-laws. And Australia thinks this passes for "broadband". I think there's more despair in that fact that any photo could portray.

Still, here's an entry that wasn't worth waiting 18 minutes for.

IMG_8643 by Hannah, on Flickr

HookShot fucked around with this message at 10:27 on Aug 28, 2015

# ? Aug 28, 2015 10:24

iammeandsoareyou: Oct 27, 2007; Nothing to see here

Despair2 by noonebutme2010, on Flickr

# ? Aug 28, 2015 22:33

-CHA: Jun 21, 2004; State-of-the-art
home video technology

alone on steps by cha_reckoning, on Flickr

# ? Aug 29, 2015 00:57

Medieval Medic: Sep 8, 2011

Bent by Mitzalo Reyes, on Flickr

# ? Aug 29, 2015 19:20

underage at the vape shop: May 11, 2011; by Cyrano4747

iammeandsoareyou posted:

Despair2 by noonebutme2010, on Flickr

I'm very glad I checked the thread to see if anyone did this before leaving to buy porno.

# ? Aug 30, 2015 02:32

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

# ? Aug 31, 2015 04:51

Dr. Despair: Nov 4, 2009; 39 perfect posts with each roll.

and awaaaaayyyyy we go

VendaGoat posted:

Medieval Medic posted:

Bent by Mitzalo Reyes, on Flickr

-CHA posted:

alone on steps by cha_reckoning, on Flickr

iammeandsoareyou posted:

Despair2 by noonebutme2010, on Flickr

HookShot posted:

It took eighteen minutes for me to upload this one image to Flickr at my in-laws. And Australia thinks this passes for "broadband". I think there's more despair in that fact that any photo could portray.

Still, here's an entry that wasn't worth waiting 18 minutes for.

IMG_8643 by Hannah, on Flickr