What's the most Yospos thing you have ever done?

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black pete: Mar 24, 2015; DON'T MIND ME!

I'LL MAKE JOKES ABOUT RAPE.

What's the most Yospos thing you have ever done?

# ? Aug 16, 2015 23:45

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# ? May 5, 2024 00:41

Thanks Ants: May 21, 2004; #essereFerrari

posting itt

# ? Aug 16, 2015 23:47

black pete: Mar 24, 2015; DON'T MIND ME!

I'LL MAKE JOKES ABOUT RAPE.

Thanks Ants posted:

posting itt

That's just a normal thing about posting on an internet forum and not particularly about Yospos at all. Any Yospos unique things you have done?

# ? Aug 16, 2015 23:49

Thanks Ants: May 21, 2004; #essereFerrari

oh sorry. posting itt while vigorously rubbing one out at my personal shrine to steven paul jobs.

# ? Aug 16, 2015 23:52

Larry Parrish: Jul 9, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Stuck my dick in a CPU fan duct.

# ? Aug 17, 2015 03:12

DONT THREAD ON ME: Oct 1, 2002; by Nyc_Tattoo; Floss Finder

cooked w/ smythe

# ? Aug 17, 2015 04:16

Sniep: Mar 28, 2004; All I needed was that fatty blunt...

King of Breakfast

bought a mac, didn't look back

# ? Aug 17, 2015 04:22

Breakfast All Day: Oct 21, 2004

murdered my wife

# ? Aug 17, 2015 05:47

PipeRifle: Oct 4, 2004; we have catte

chome

# ? Aug 17, 2015 06:34

the bsd boys: Aug 8, 2011; Can't post for 386 days!

woke early in the morning & wept @ the futility of life for a good 5-10 minutes before drinking some cold brew coffee and then going on the internet to make fun of anyone who didnt also have cold brew

# ? Aug 17, 2015 06:47

the bsd boys: Aug 8, 2011; Can't post for 386 days!

said "i cant come to your halloween party, thats blogging prime time"

# ? Aug 17, 2015 06:47

BONGHITZ: Jan 1, 1970

Also the goon lunch was awesome! Too bad I wasn't there because I went to lunch with 2 random Texan guys who I thought were yossec goons.

The meet was at le bar du sport, and I messaged OSI bean dip on slack that I was there. Communication was a little difficult and I didn't have OSI's number (even though he shared it earlier) so comms wasn't very real time. He messaged that he was the guy in the grey shirt (and he was with subjunctive iirc). So I saw exactly one guy in a grey shirt sitting with another dude and I just went up and introduced myself, thinking this was OSI (I dont know how he looks) They were nice and not at all weird about a random dude coming up to them and introducing himself, and we made some smalltalk. After a couple of minutes I ask if anyone else is coming, they said no, I asked if they ate already and they said no, so we went to find lunch. Kinda weird that it was just the three of us but so far so good.

We went to planet hollywood and along the way we had some chit chat about infosec stuff and blackhat and TIS-100 so it didn't seem terribly weird. After ordering some food and talking further I learned that they were 2 guys from a Texas oil company, so unless OSI had an elaborate online fake identity these were in fact not the people I was looking for.

After a few uncomfortable minutes of me debating what I was going to do I decided to just own up to it and told the very nice gentlemen that I while I was enjoying my lunch and their company I had mistaken them for other people. They were pretty cool about it and we all laughed and talked some more shop. They even paid for my lunch so it was a pretty good time.

Afterwards I met OSI and subjunctive briefly at PH and hung out with Jonny290 and trabisnikov so I met some cool yosgoons in the end but sadly I missed the lunch.

welp tahts my Vegas story hope you liked it

# ? Aug 17, 2015 07:35

pram: Jun 10, 2001

BONGHITZ posted:

Also the goon lunch was awesome! Too bad I wasn't there because I went to lunch with 2 random Texan guys who I thought were yossec goons.

The meet was at le bar du sport, and I messaged OSI bean dip on slack that I was there. Communication was a little difficult and I didn't have OSI's number (even though he shared it earlier) so comms wasn't very real time. He messaged that he was the guy in the grey shirt (and he was with subjunctive iirc). So I saw exactly one guy in a grey shirt sitting with another dude and I just went up and introduced myself, thinking this was OSI (I dont know how he looks) They were nice and not at all weird about a random dude coming up to them and introducing himself, and we made some smalltalk. After a couple of minutes I ask if anyone else is coming, they said no, I asked if they ate already and they said no, so we went to find lunch. Kinda weird that it was just the three of us but so far so good.

We went to planet hollywood and along the way we had some chit chat about infosec stuff and blackhat and TIS-100 so it didn't seem terribly weird. After ordering some food and talking further I learned that they were 2 guys from a Texas oil company, so unless OSI had an elaborate online fake identity these were in fact not the people I was looking for.

After a few uncomfortable minutes of me debating what I was going to do I decided to just own up to it and told the very nice gentlemen that I while I was enjoying my lunch and their company I had mistaken them for other people. They were pretty cool about it and we all laughed and talked some more shop. They even paid for my lunch so it was a pretty good time.

Afterwards I met OSI and subjunctive briefly at PH and hung out with Jonny290 and trabisnikov so I met some cool yosgoons in the end but sadly I missed the lunch.

welp tahts my Vegas story hope you liked it

lmfao who was this

# ? Aug 17, 2015 07:37

Maximum Leader: Dec 5, 2014

I frequently let my friends and family know there are many incorrect and one correct personal computer brand

# ? Aug 17, 2015 10:17

bobbilljim: May 29, 2013; this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me

I became gay for the computer forums cred

# ? Aug 17, 2015 10:59

computer toucher: Jan 8, 2012

We had to pose for a picture at work and were supposed to put hacker poo poo on our monitors for the cameras so I fullscreened greenpos.

# ? Aug 17, 2015 12:08

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

pram posted:

lmfao who was this

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3712267&pagenumber=185&perpage=40#post448783509

# ? Aug 17, 2015 12:21

Knuc U Kinte: Aug 17, 2004

MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

cooked w/ smythe

Oh, yeah, oh hell loving yeah.*throws some unseasoned chicken thighs into a wok* Getting Jewy with it nah nah nah nah na nah.

# ? Aug 17, 2015 12:44

poisoned pie: Jan 15, 2005; Can you feel the colors?

BONGHITZ posted:

Also the goon lunch was awesome! Too bad I wasn't there because I went to lunch with 2 random Texan guys who I thought were yossec goons.

The meet was at le bar du sport, and I messaged OSI bean dip on slack that I was there. Communication was a little difficult and I didn't have OSI's number (even though he shared it earlier) so comms wasn't very real time. He messaged that he was the guy in the grey shirt (and he was with subjunctive iirc). So I saw exactly one guy in a grey shirt sitting with another dude and I just went up and introduced myself, thinking this was OSI (I dont know how he looks) They were nice and not at all weird about a random dude coming up to them and introducing himself, and we made some smalltalk. After a couple of minutes I ask if anyone else is coming, they said no, I asked if they ate already and they said no, so we went to find lunch. Kinda weird that it was just the three of us but so far so good.

We went to planet hollywood and along the way we had some chit chat about infosec stuff and blackhat and TIS-100 so it didn't seem terribly weird. After ordering some food and talking further I learned that they were 2 guys from a Texas oil company, so unless OSI had an elaborate online fake identity these were in fact not the people I was looking for.

After a few uncomfortable minutes of me debating what I was going to do I decided to just own up to it and told the very nice gentlemen that I while I was enjoying my lunch and their company I had mistaken them for other people. They were pretty cool about it and we all laughed and talked some more shop. They even paid for my lunch so it was a pretty good time.

Afterwards I met OSI and subjunctive briefly at PH and hung out with Jonny290 and trabisnikov so I met some cool yosgoons in the end but sadly I missed the lunch.

welp tahts my Vegas story hope you liked it

incredible if true

# ? Aug 17, 2015 13:41

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

installed gentoo

# ? Aug 17, 2015 14:16

DONT THREAD ON ME: Oct 1, 2002; by Nyc_Tattoo; Floss Finder

BONGHITZ posted:

Also the goon lunch was awesome! Too bad I wasn't there because I went to lunch with 2 random Texan guys who I thought were yossec goons.

The meet was at le bar du sport, and I messaged OSI bean dip on slack that I was there. Communication was a little difficult and I didn't have OSI's number (even though he shared it earlier) so comms wasn't very real time. He messaged that he was the guy in the grey shirt (and he was with subjunctive iirc). So I saw exactly one guy in a grey shirt sitting with another dude and I just went up and introduced myself, thinking this was OSI (I dont know how he looks) They were nice and not at all weird about a random dude coming up to them and introducing himself, and we made some smalltalk. After a couple of minutes I ask if anyone else is coming, they said no, I asked if they ate already and they said no, so we went to find lunch. Kinda weird that it was just the three of us but so far so good.

We went to planet hollywood and along the way we had some chit chat about infosec stuff and blackhat and TIS-100 so it didn't seem terribly weird. After ordering some food and talking further I learned that they were 2 guys from a Texas oil company, so unless OSI had an elaborate online fake identity these were in fact not the people I was looking for.

After a few uncomfortable minutes of me debating what I was going to do I decided to just own up to it and told the very nice gentlemen that I while I was enjoying my lunch and their company I had mistaken them for other people. They were pretty cool about it and we all laughed and talked some more shop. They even paid for my lunch so it was a pretty good time.

Afterwards I met OSI and subjunctive briefly at PH and hung out with Jonny290 and trabisnikov so I met some cool yosgoons in the end but sadly I missed the lunch.

welp tahts my Vegas story hope you liked it

dang

# ? Aug 17, 2015 14:49

pram: Jun 10, 2001

Smythe posted:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3712267&pagenumber=185&perpage=40#post448783509

jesus

# ? Aug 17, 2015 15:46

GameCube: Nov 21, 2006

BONGHITZ posted:

Also the goon lunch was awesome! Too bad I wasn't there because I went to lunch with 2 random Texan guys who I thought were yossec goons.

The meet was at le bar du sport, and I messaged OSI bean dip on slack that I was there. Communication was a little difficult and I didn't have OSI's number (even though he shared it earlier) so comms wasn't very real time. He messaged that he was the guy in the grey shirt (and he was with subjunctive iirc). So I saw exactly one guy in a grey shirt sitting with another dude and I just went up and introduced myself, thinking this was OSI (I dont know how he looks) They were nice and not at all weird about a random dude coming up to them and introducing himself, and we made some smalltalk. After a couple of minutes I ask if anyone else is coming, they said no, I asked if they ate already and they said no, so we went to find lunch. Kinda weird that it was just the three of us but so far so good.

We went to planet hollywood and along the way we had some chit chat about infosec stuff and blackhat and TIS-100 so it didn't seem terribly weird. After ordering some food and talking further I learned that they were 2 guys from a Texas oil company, so unless OSI had an elaborate online fake identity these were in fact not the people I was looking for.

After a few uncomfortable minutes of me debating what I was going to do I decided to just own up to it and told the very nice gentlemen that I while I was enjoying my lunch and their company I had mistaken them for other people. They were pretty cool about it and we all laughed and talked some more shop. They even paid for my lunch so it was a pretty good time.

Afterwards I met OSI and subjunctive briefly at PH and hung out with Jonny290 and trabisnikov so I met some cool yosgoons in the end but sadly I missed the lunch.

welp tahts my Vegas story hope you liked it

lmao

# ? Aug 17, 2015 16:02

oh no blimp issue: Feb 23, 2011

its a better time than hanging around with a pair of goons

# ? Aug 17, 2015 16:07

MeruFM: Jul 27, 2010

Awia posted:

its a better time than hanging around with a pair of goons

also jonny was not there according to the thread so he just met random people in vegas thinking they were online buddies

one great trick to get past crippling social anxiety

# ? Aug 17, 2015 16:29

GameCube: Nov 21, 2006

as funny as that story is, there's a lesson in it: if you introduce yourself to strangers you might just make a few new friends

# ? Aug 17, 2015 16:35

Sniep: Mar 28, 2004; All I needed was that fatty blunt...

King of Breakfast

*bumbles around las vegas with arms flailing, mumbling "stairs?" "goon stairs?" "anyone have stairs?" until someone stops me, holds my shoulders, reassures "I WILL PROTECT YOU"*

# ? Aug 17, 2015 17:41

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black pete: Mar 24, 2015; DON'T MIND ME!

I'LL MAKE JOKES ABOUT RAPE.

Smythe posted:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3712267&pagenumber=185&perpage=40#post448783509

What a dweeb

# ? Aug 17, 2015 19:29

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