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bacalou

why am i malcontent

# ? Aug 16, 2015 23:59

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 21:06

bacalou

i punched a hole in the wall but it didn't help

# ? Aug 17, 2015 00:00

bacalou

i punched a hole in the hole and now i can hear neil degrasse tyson yelling at me

# ? Aug 17, 2015 00:00

bacalou

no, sorry, mike tyson

# ? Aug 17, 2015 00:00

bacalou

turns out my wall is mike tyson

# ? Aug 17, 2015 00:01

bacalou

are there any good ebooks on hulking out

# ? Aug 17, 2015 00:01

bacalou

i tried that stress relief ball but i crushed it into a diamond and it cut my hand

# ? Aug 17, 2015 00:03

bacalou

i tried to drink some green tea but now all i can think about is the hulk and how angry he is. he's angry like i am, in a way that is unreasonable and poorly directed

# ? Aug 17, 2015 00:03

nignog.wav: by Nyc_Tattoo

I like to put toothpaste on my eyelids and wait for about 30 mins. Minty fresh eyes will change your perspective on life.

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# ? Aug 17, 2015 00:16

bird.

pick someone who slighted you once and then begin intense training to get back at them until you are tired

# ? Aug 17, 2015 00:19

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BrownianMotion posted:

pick someone who slighted you once and then begin intense training to get back at them until you are tired

on this note, order a packet of rust on Amazon.com and make their car rusty

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# ? Aug 17, 2015 00:20

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or another revenge thing I use is to hide bird figurines around their kitchen so they think a bird got in their house but it's actually fake.

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# ? Aug 17, 2015 00:20

pogi

Take up the sport of Boxing, OP.

# ? Aug 17, 2015 00:22

dogcrash truther

bacalou posted:

why am i malcontent

capitalism

# ? Aug 17, 2015 00:37

Qwerinty: by zen death robot

go to pet a bird, it explodes into a cloud of feathes

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# ? Aug 17, 2015 00:59

verily carefree

dogcrash truther posted:

capitalism

Even when I didn't know what it was, I knew something was wrong with me

# ? Aug 17, 2015 01:12

Qwerinty: by zen death robot

did you get a blood transfusion from a hive of wasps? that would do it

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# ? Aug 17, 2015 01:16

City of Glompton

you need a really, really good laugh, the kind that makes you cry a little

# ? Aug 17, 2015 01:31

fema crisis actor: bweee-ooo-eee-ooo-eee-ooo

you might be a little dehydrated when you feel that way, so make sure to get some water and punch it

ty bacalou!

# ? Aug 17, 2015 01:46

bacalou

dogcrash truther posted:

capitalism

this is deep like the gash on harold's leg i made with a sharpened comb

# ? Aug 17, 2015 01:49

bacalou

i pull out the comb switchblade and people usually laugh a little. then i cut them with it.

# ? Aug 17, 2015 01:50

bacalou

it's like a really bad papercut

# ? Aug 17, 2015 01:50

bacalou

hittin the can - my slang term for punching full cans of coke over onto the floor. it's kind of my thing

# ? Aug 17, 2015 01:55

bacalou

jeremy once came over and used his high speed camera to capture me hitting opened cans of coke. the fact that they were opened threw off my natural rhythm and i kind of lost it. i was so mad i kicked jeremy directly in the balls. the footage is really good.

# ? Aug 17, 2015 01:57

bacalou

i have invented a steam powered machine that puts calming photos of scenic vistas in front of my face. the steam comes from my ears when i'm angry

# ? Aug 17, 2015 03:17

Pomp: by Fluffdaddy

Get mad at video games

# ? Aug 17, 2015 03:28

Qwerinty: by zen death robot

bacalou posted:

i have invented a steam powered machine that puts calming photos of scenic vistas in front of my face. the steam comes from my ears when i'm angry

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# ? Aug 17, 2015 03:55

Chill la Chill: Don't lose your gay

pogi posted:

Take up the sport of Boxing, OP.

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# ? Aug 17, 2015 04:26

Chill la Chill: Don't lose your gay

then it becomes like a sharpening stone and turns it into aimed discontent and anger. slowly you can focus and hone your anger for good, productive results

Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan

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# ? Aug 17, 2015 04:30

bacalou

i wear a lot of red and i painted my whole house red, so when i get really mad i'm basically invisible and my guests can't see me flipping them off

# ? Aug 17, 2015 04:34

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The world belongs to the mad-mad max

# ? Aug 17, 2015 05:05

titties: They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

somk weed op

# ? Aug 17, 2015 05:11

Funky See Funky Do: STILL TRYING HARD

Just chill out.

# ? Aug 17, 2015 06:34

bacalou

i wrote these random words in different ways to try and quell my anger, but now i'm even angrier. i'm glaring 24/7 it's really bad the blood vessel in my head is a-pumpin

# ? Aug 17, 2015 06:40

Funky See Funky Do: STILL TRYING HARD

You can solve your glaring issues by shutting your eyes.

# ? Aug 17, 2015 06:44

Pomp: by Fluffdaddy

bacalou posted:

i wrote these random words in different ways to try and quell my anger, but now i'm even angrier. i'm glaring 24/7 it's really bad the blood vessel in my head is a-pumpin

what is it pumping

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# ? Aug 17, 2015 06:50

DeepQantas: Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

Don't punch or break things in order to vent. It's habit forming and you'll just end up wanting to punch and break more things.

Instead just try to calm down naturally. Maybe take a walk.

# ? Aug 17, 2015 07:19