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i punched a hole in the wall but it didn't help
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Aug 17, 2015 00:00
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i punched a hole in the hole and now i can hear neil degrasse tyson yelling at me
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Aug 17, 2015 00:00
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no, sorry, mike tyson
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Aug 17, 2015 00:00
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turns out my wall is mike tyson
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Aug 17, 2015 00:01
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are there any good ebooks on hulking out
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Aug 17, 2015 00:01
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i tried that stress relief ball but i crushed it into a diamond and it cut my hand
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Aug 17, 2015 00:03
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i tried to drink some green tea but now all i can think about is the hulk and how angry he is. he's angry like i am, in a way that is unreasonable and poorly directed
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Aug 17, 2015 00:03
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dogcrash truther posted:capitalism this is deep like the gash on harold's leg i made with a sharpened comb
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Aug 17, 2015 01:49
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i pull out the comb switchblade and people usually laugh a little. then i cut them with it.
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Aug 17, 2015 01:50
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it's like a really bad papercut
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Aug 17, 2015 01:50
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hittin the can - my slang term for punching full cans of coke over onto the floor. it's kind of my thing
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Aug 17, 2015 01:55
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jeremy once came over and used his high speed camera to capture me hitting opened cans of coke. the fact that they were opened threw off my natural rhythm and i kind of lost it. i was so mad i kicked jeremy directly in the balls. the footage is really good.
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Aug 17, 2015 01:57
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i have invented a steam powered machine that puts calming photos of scenic vistas in front of my face. the steam comes from my ears when i'm angry
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Aug 17, 2015 03:17
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i wear a lot of red and i painted my whole house red, so when i get really mad i'm basically invisible and my guests can't see me flipping them off
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Aug 17, 2015 04:34
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i wrote these random words in different ways to try and quell my anger, but now i'm even angrier. i'm glaring 24/7 it's really bad the blood vessel in my head is a-pumpin
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Aug 17, 2015 06:40
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Pomp posted:what is it pumping anger
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