Deez Nuts 2016

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Segmentation Fault: Jun 7, 2012

Independant Iowan Deez Nutz may have made a late join to the campaign but he's already showing some strong polling, gathering 9% of the vote in North Carolina

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cHWR7wmjQc

itt post about the future president of the united states Deez Nutz

# ? Aug 20, 2015 01:14

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# ? May 2, 2024 19:51

point of return: Aug 13, 2011; by exmarx

apparently he's only 15 and thus not eligible to become president, making him the perfect successor to peta lindsay

# ? Aug 20, 2015 01:44

Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

I had such high hopes for Bernie, but man, how the hell can he compete with Mr. Nuts?

Such an uplifting character, and though he's prone to drop into hairy situations, he always comes on top.

# ? Aug 20, 2015 01:59

Weird BIAS: Jul 5, 2007; so... guess that's it, huh? just... don't say i didn't warn you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtaCReubaYQ

# ? Aug 20, 2015 02:04

NotJesus: Jan 17, 2007

Thump! posted:

Such an uplifting character, and though he's prone to drop into hairy situations, he always comes on top.

I am afraid Hillary Clinton is going to crush Deez Nuts.

# ? Aug 20, 2015 02:07

Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

NotJesus posted:

I am afraid Hillary Clinton is going to crush Deez Nuts.

I don't know, he's a hard one to crack.

# ? Aug 20, 2015 03:08

Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

his official campaign website: http://deeznutsforpresident2016.yolasite.com/

# ? Aug 20, 2015 07:53

Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

a rolling stone interview with Deez Nuts

quote:

How old are you?
15, so no day job, no kids, no marriage

You�re 15?! That�s amazing. So, what � you're about to be a high school sophomore?
Entering my sophomore year, also taking online college classes through a nearby college.

Do your parents know? Are they supportive?
My parents know and they gave me the green light.

What's your legal name?
Brady C. Olson

I'm assuming you take your political name from the Bofa meme?
Yeah

Is that some kind statement on our two-party political system?
Half trying to break the two-party system, half frustration with the front-runners

Why did you decide to run for president?
Because I really didn't want to see Clinton, Bush, or Trump in the White House, so I guess I'm just trying to put up a fight.

How would you describe your political orientation? have you ever been a registered Democrat or Republican?
I'm fifteen, so I haven't been registered yet. I side more with the Libertarian Party.

What do you think qualifies you to be president?
The fact that if I can fill out a form so vague that it doesn't include your age, or the fact that all get accepted even if they're only partially filled, anyone can run.

Do you really live in Iowa? I Google mapped the address on your FEC registration; it looks like a house-less spit of land between two lakes.
That is where I live, but Wallingford is actually 8 miles to the west. I live in between 4 towns- Estherville, Wallingford, Graettinger, Ringsted

Did Public Policy Polling start using your name in polls at your request � or did they start doing that independently?
I asked, but I wanted it to be against low-pollers, like me vs Lindsey Graham vs Lincoln Chafee, to see how desperate voters would be in that situation

Why should Americans support you, rather than Donald Trump?
Because I'm young and I think I have fresher ideas because whatever decisions I make would have longer effects on me

If you could pose one question to Hillary Clinton, what would it be?
Why can't you be more open and friendly like Bernie?

If you had to back another presidential candidate, who would it be?
Either Bernie Sanders(D-VT) or Gary Johnson(L-NM)

How far are you willing to take this practical joke?
As far as America wants to take it.

# ? Aug 20, 2015 07:57

fatherboxx: Mar 25, 2013

point of return posted:

apparently he's only 15 and thus not eligible to become president, making him the perfect successor to peta lindsay

# ? Aug 20, 2015 12:41

Red Bones: Aug 9, 2012; "I think he's a bad enough person to stay ghost through his sheer love of child-killing."

fatherboxx posted:

Was Prez republican or democrat?

# ? Aug 20, 2015 13:47

1994 Toyota Celica: Sep 11, 2008; by Nyc_Tattoo

he was a teen

# ? Aug 20, 2015 14:03

Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

So Libertarian?

# ? Aug 20, 2015 15:06

1994 Toyota Celica: Sep 11, 2008; by Nyc_Tattoo

with a side of fascism

# ? Aug 20, 2015 15:09

NOTinuyasha: Oct 17, 2006; The Great Twist

quote:

There are 585 registered candidates for president in 2016, including Sydneys Voluptuous Buttocks (independent), President Emperor Caesar (Democrat), Buddy The Cat (Democrat), Crawfish Crawfish (other), Bailey D Dog (independent), Buddy The Elf (write-in) and Lindsey Graham (Republican), none of whom � unlike Deez Nuts � received any support whatsoever in PPP�s North Carolina poll.

quote:

Nuts registered under a name known widely as the sixth track on Dr. Dre's critically acclaimed 1992 album "The Chronic."

The song, titled "Deeez Nuuuts" contains a bevy of sexually explicit lyrics laid over a catchy beat.

this is where we're at.

# ? Aug 20, 2015 15:57