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Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

:aaa: holy poo poo! Team work to save a baby! That's kinda awesome.

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Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Baronjutter posted:

Our locks keep the homeless people out, but we have to keep the locks on the bottle recycling bin unlocked because they just cut those. When raccoons start walking around with bolt cutters I'll be worried.

Are you sure the raccoons aren't already carrying around bolt cutters?

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

twistedmentat posted:

I watched that stream for a while last night and the guy was saying how one of the babies that visits is completely blind, but the mom make sure she gets enough food. It didn't look any skinnier than the other kits.

URL? And what time does the fun begin?

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Snopes says "no dice". :ohdear:

That's good, because the raccoon would have had to be euthanized and checked for rabies after biting a human, regardless of if it was justified. Unless it escaped.


Sorry to be a downer. I'm hungry.

Bored has a new favorite as of 19:02 on Oct 1, 2016

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

cash crab posted:



sometimes i sits and i thinks

sometimes i just sits

Ohmygod, it's so tiny and cute!

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.
Is anyone else getting the imgur error message with a raccoon whenever they try to view raccoon pictures? I tried attaching the screenshot, but it did not work :( It is a raccoon riding a rocket ship.

Bored has a new favorite as of 17:05 on Oct 22, 2016

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.
I can't remember if it's been covered in this thread, but I looked up what a group of raccoons is called today. It is "a gaze of raccoons". It's fitting, since they all stop to stare when a human walks by one of their meetings.

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Needs a swim cap.

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

He stole that bib directly from a dog, didn't he?

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Mover posted:

first stills from the Human Centipede sequel



Are they trying to pin the dog so that they can steal the chewie he/she is holding?

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.
A plea from Austin Wildlife Rescue for pants:

quote:

It's #WishListWednesday and we have an odd request: We need your pant! We use jeans and pants as hammocks for raccoons, opossums, and squirrels. They hang easily from cages by the belt loops and several juveniles squeeze in one pair to keep warm. If you have pants that you don't wear anymore, why not drop them by our intake center between 9am-4pm any day of the week or weekend? We'll happily put them to good use!

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

So is there a new raccoon friend in there or did someone lock in some food?

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.
"Nope...Nuh-uh...I touched the fish first and that makes it mine.”— —Tenacious Raccoon

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/news/video-1581550/This-raccoon-tries-womans-fish-hooked.html

Sorry it’s the daily mail. I can’t seem to find the original source.

Bored has a new favorite as of 10:22 on Nov 29, 2017

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Sludge Tank posted:

Where can i find some knee-high raccoon socks? The two that show up on google dont cut it for me.

Amazon has lots ofsome cute, knee high raccoon socks.

Lil Rascal Raccoon Knee High Tube Socks OS https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00M21TJZ2/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_tai_KpukAbK1K6JER

ModSocks Women's Raccoons' Den Knee Socks https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01L0QT6BG/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_tai_ZrukAbGZ74QZ4

Socksmith Womens' Novelty Over the Knee Socks "Raccoon" (Heather Brown) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B06WLNB22G/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_tai_IsukAbC6NEQC5

Red Raccoon Snowflake Christmas Knee High Graduated Compression Socks For Women And Men - Best Medical, Nursing, Travel & Flight Socks - Running & Fitness https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0771HR7KW/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_tai_otukAbBVNWRXD

DNUPUP's Raccoon Astronaut Space Patriotic Premium Calf High Athletic Socks Sports Outdoor https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0756F1VGP/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_tai_guukAbBM8SV59

Bored has a new favorite as of 14:47 on Dec 7, 2017

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

LOL. It's familiar enough with humans to go straight for the bag.

I very much enjoyed the rest of the images imgur put on that page, too.

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Keith Atherton posted:

I have a North Korean children's book (in English :psyduck:) about a raccoon dog and his friends learning about the perils of laziness and other crimes



I don't know if a raccoon dog is an actual type of raccoon.

https://youtu.be/hoHeqMaoEXc

Traditional Japanese art often shows the mythical version as having giant balls.

All of the following links are possibly :nws: due to giant Tanuki scrotes.

https://commons.m.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Yoshitoshi_Rainy_Day_Tanuki.jpg

https://www.1stdibs.com/furniture/a...e/id-f_5354343/

https://mythology.net/japanese/japanese-creatures/tanuki/

This is an artist I discovered yesterday while image searching traditional Japanese prints. Every picture is hilarious to me. (1797-1861)
http://pinktentacle.com/2009/06/all-purpose-tanuki-testicles-prints-by-kuniyoshi/

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Too fat too bathe self.

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

I love your username. Makes me giggle every time I see it.






Yes, that is a raccoon petting a kitty. I checked.


[Dry washbear]

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.
https://m.imgur.com/r/gifs/7taz5Xt

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

D'awww. He's gots a teddy bear.

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Just clap your hands...

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

I'm pretty sure that means sand worms are in the vicinity.

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Pope Guilty posted:

Wreckoons is still under development by @PunchesBears.

https://twitter.com/punchesbears/status/1001035957494206466?s=19

Oh my God. Every mini-game they make is ridiculous and wonderful. There is a video of a game with Danny Devito trying to stay on a bear like he's riding a bull.

http://punchesbears.com/

Thank you for the developer info, Pope Guilty. I could not figure out how to search for the game when I tried several months ago. "Jiggly raccoon game" yielded no results.

Edit: Here he is suggesting his followers email Devito a link to "Naked Danny DeVito Power Rodeo 2".
https://mobile.twitter.com/punchesb...hesbears.com%2F

There are no raccons in the link. Sorry.

Edit2: here's some raccoons destroying some guy's yard every single night.

https://twitter.com/Fitchman/status/888834565388685313?s=20

Bored has a new favorite as of 06:20 on Aug 4, 2018

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.
https://m.imgur.com/r/Eyebleach/ZN2QGTz

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

This was a fantastic story. I was smiling the whole time I read it.

I also need to find some knock-off ck:obsession to see domestic cats think it's catnip. I used to have knockoff ck1 for dogs a couple of decades ago when I groomed (ck9), so I'm betting there is a pet safe knock-off of obsession being sold somewhere.

BovineFury posted:

Don't look at me, don't look at me!

What the gently caress is wrong with imgur? It is not showing a raccoon image anywhere on the page. It's been loving up all day, but usually the image someone linked is on the page somewhere.

Yes I'm mad. Imgur is interfering with my ability to look at animal things that make me giggle.

Also, Donut County was released earlier this week. The main character is a raccoon (although you play as the hole).
https://youtu.be/Eac-YxxK6NI
I haven't played it yet, so I have no clue how much raccoon you actually get from the game, but I think I found it after following the link to the jiggly raccoon game.

Bored has a new favorite as of 23:53 on Aug 30, 2018

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Ariong posted:

Oh, yes! I was wondering what ever happened with this game. I’m picking this up for sure.

Its not the jiggly raccoon game. But it's cheap and features a raccoon.

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Ariong posted:

Update: This game is great.



Just got paid, so I bought this game.

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

(he's scratching himself)

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Baronjutter posted:

Yeah I'm not really finding gameplay, you just hoover everything up until you can't.

Pretty much.

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Thin Privilege posted:

"Chocolates chocolates yesyesyesyesyes"

Is what the woman is saying

Lol. Thank you for the translation and also the Spoiler.

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Six-Of-Hearts posted:

You can build a better dumpster, but they'll just build a better trash bear.

That's what the Canadians found out with their better dumpsters.

https://www.thestar.com/news/gta/2018/08/30/toronto-built-a-better-green-bin-and-oops-maybe-a-smarter-raccoon.html

Sludge Tank posted:

whenever i meet canadians or americans they find it really weird that all i care to ask them about or want to talk to them about is raccoons :3:

im always like "have you ever seen a real raccoon?"
and they're like "yeah dude the little motherfuckers" and im always like "tell me more about the raccoons :allears: "

And I would think I found a friend for life and tell you about my trash panda buddies in Tennessee.

I think the adults were sending adolescents, because there were some adults i saw with them in a troop, to check on the cat food situation in my backyard, because it was just tiny cute ones that would head in to see if I was out there guarding the food while the stray cats ate.

I never had the courage to try to pet them, since raccoons are fast and I don't know raccoon politics, so maybe would do something wrong and get bitten. But they'd take leftover cat food off a spoon. Well, one would, because he/she was polite and/or smart. The other tried to take off with the spoon. I think they, the unsuccessful spoon thief, were probably the one that got all growlie over the uneaten kibble. (They were only growlie and snarlie with the other raccoon. Not any other species.)

Oh! I just remembered that one of them was waiting for me to come out and feed the cats at one point and pretty much belly flopped into the cat food tray. It was very disappointed in me when I push it away with a broom cause the cats had dibs. Still, no growling and snarling though. Those two were very nice raccoons. They disappeared during mating season.

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Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Sludge Tank posted:

just me personally i would give feeding privelage to the native critters over stray cats seeing as here stray cats are huge problems for native bird and wildlife

signed,

someone who adopted a stray

Those cats solved our shrew mole problem. The raccoons did not.

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Slippery posted:

oh man that seems risky

Everything's risky in Russia. I'd choose raccoon cuddling risk over plutonium poisoning too.

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

I would say,"oh no! They've figured out our technology!" but the one that moved into our attic in Kansas used a ladder to go up and down through the space a previous owner left unfinished when they converted the garage into a bedroom.

Somebody had chewed a couple of inches under the doors that closed that room off from the outside. I came face-to-face with it one night when I opened the door. While it was ascending the ladder. We had a metal plate installed across the bottom of the door to keep that from happening again.

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.
https://youtu.be/MFbkUAgxK4Q

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.
https://youtu.be/-7gNlIef7c4

YouTube knows I like raccoons.

I'm willing to not cringe at the [asmmr ] label because listening to raccoons easy crunchy things makes me smile. This guy needs a slushy by his couch, though.

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Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

I like to think that the raccoon is the one who wrote the description. It is copy/pasted from Google translate as Raccoon to English.

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