PYF Raccoon: it's cheap and features a raccoon.

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Mouse Dresser: Sep 4, 2002; This isn't Middle Earth, Quentin. There aren't enough noble quests to go around.

KilroyWasHere posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9hkXJvDlPU

New episodes of Twin Peaks lookin good

# ¿ Aug 25, 2015 16:57

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# ¿ May 2, 2024 03:41

Mouse Dresser: Sep 4, 2002; This isn't Middle Earth, Quentin. There aren't enough noble quests to go around.

Dinner time!

# ¿ Sep 1, 2015 20:29

Mouse Dresser: Sep 4, 2002; This isn't Middle Earth, Quentin. There aren't enough noble quests to go around.

goose fleet posted:

Here they want some ice cream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3Tuhamsmis

Just give that washbear the ice cream.

Look, he's standing and walking like a little Rory Calhoun.

# ¿ Sep 10, 2015 18:52

Mouse Dresser: Sep 4, 2002; This isn't Middle Earth, Quentin. There aren't enough noble quests to go around.

Heading out back to the dumpster for dinner, bbl

# ¿ Oct 8, 2015 20:12

Mouse Dresser: Sep 4, 2002; This isn't Middle Earth, Quentin. There aren't enough noble quests to go around.

Silver Alicorn posted:

# ¿ Oct 12, 2015 00:36

Mouse Dresser: Sep 4, 2002; This isn't Middle Earth, Quentin. There aren't enough noble quests to go around.

Aesop Poprock posted:

that raccoon is tranqued and in a snare and is STILL stoked about being called down on the Price is Right. take notes, everyone

It won first prize.

# ¿ Oct 12, 2015 05:13

Mouse Dresser: Sep 4, 2002; This isn't Middle Earth, Quentin. There aren't enough noble quests to go around.

Just packaging up your birthday gift!

# ¿ Oct 22, 2015 21:55

Mouse Dresser: Sep 4, 2002; This isn't Middle Earth, Quentin. There aren't enough noble quests to go around.

Just enjoying some ice cream on the beach.

# ¿ Oct 26, 2015 16:55

Mouse Dresser: Sep 4, 2002; This isn't Middle Earth, Quentin. There aren't enough noble quests to go around.

JULITRASH: Wilt thou be gone? it is not yet near day:
It was the nightingale, and not the lark,
That pierced the fearful hollow of thine ear;
Nightly she sings on yon snack-filled dumpster:
Believe me, love, it was the nightingale.

RACCOONEO: It was the lark, the herald of the morn,
No nightingale: look, love, what envious streaks
Do lace the severing clouds in yonder east:
Night's streetlamps are burnt out, and scary day
Stands tiptoe on the misty house roof tops.
I must be gone and live, or stay and die.

JULITRASH: Yon light is not day-light, I know it, I:
It is some car headlights that the humans have,
To be to thee this night a flash-lighter
And light thee on thy way to Trashlandia.
Therefore stay yet; thou need'st not to be gone.

RACCOONEO: Let me be caught in a humane trap,
let me be put to death;
I am content, so thou wilt have it so.
I'll say yon grey is not the morning's eye,
'Tis but the pale reflex of the delivery truck.
Nor that is not the lark, whose notes do beat
The vaulty heaven so high above our heads:
I have more care to stay than will to go:
Come, death, and welcome! Julitrash wills it so.
How is't, my soul? let's talk; it is not day.

JULITRASH: It is, it is: hie hence, be gone, away!
It is the lark that sings so out of tune,
Straining harsh discords and unpleasing sharps.
Some say the lark makes sweet division;
This doth not so, for she divideth us:
Some say the lark and loathed toad change eyes,
O, now I would they had changed voices too!
Since arm from arm that voice doth us affray,
Hunting thee hence with hunt's-up to the day,
O, now be gone; more light and light it grows.

RACCOONEO: More light and light; more dark and dark our woes!

# ¿ Oct 30, 2015 16:09

Mouse Dresser: Sep 4, 2002; This isn't Middle Earth, Quentin. There aren't enough noble quests to go around.

# ¿ Dec 3, 2015 16:33

Mouse Dresser: Sep 4, 2002; This isn't Middle Earth, Quentin. There aren't enough noble quests to go around.

Just ready to start her day at work:

# ¿ Dec 5, 2015 16:32

Mouse Dresser: Sep 4, 2002; This isn't Middle Earth, Quentin. There aren't enough noble quests to go around.

# ¿ Dec 5, 2015 18:37

Mouse Dresser: Sep 4, 2002; This isn't Middle Earth, Quentin. There aren't enough noble quests to go around.

cash crab posted:

I like the random cat in the background.

She's the next patient at Dr. Raccoon's Gold Ol' Timey Teeths Washing Emporium.

# ¿ Dec 6, 2015 18:00

Mouse Dresser: Sep 4, 2002; This isn't Middle Earth, Quentin. There aren't enough noble quests to go around.

Birb Katter posted:

Why else would you have a gun?

For self protection!

# ¿ Dec 14, 2015 02:31

Mouse Dresser: Sep 4, 2002; This isn't Middle Earth, Quentin. There aren't enough noble quests to go around.

Wasabi the J posted:

I wish doctors would prescribe my drugs in mallow form.

It's how this guy gets his insulin every 2 hours.

# ¿ Dec 14, 2015 18:18

Mouse Dresser: Sep 4, 2002; This isn't Middle Earth, Quentin. There aren't enough noble quests to go around.

This young Romeo is getting ready for Valentine's Day, already:

# ¿ Dec 25, 2015 19:31

Mouse Dresser: Sep 4, 2002; This isn't Middle Earth, Quentin. There aren't enough noble quests to go around.

Hello friend! Welcome to the Trash Party!

:toot:

# ¿ Jan 19, 2016 06:30

Mouse Dresser: Sep 4, 2002; This isn't Middle Earth, Quentin. There aren't enough noble quests to go around.

Am I too late for the Trash Party?

:toot:

# ¿ Jan 19, 2016 16:56

Mouse Dresser: Sep 4, 2002; This isn't Middle Earth, Quentin. There aren't enough noble quests to go around.

Just bringing some more trash supplies to keep the trash party going!

:toot:

Edit: I am so obsessed with the family of raccoons that hangs out behind my apartment building. There's 3 babies and a Momma, and they love the trash so much. My husband doesn't understand why I'm so enamored with the raccoons. It's because I'd never seen a raccoon in real life until I was 30, because I grew up in the city. I had seen several rats the size of cats, though...

Mouse Dresser has a new favorite as of 07:49 on Jan 21, 2016

# ¿ Jan 21, 2016 07:47

Mouse Dresser: Sep 4, 2002; This isn't Middle Earth, Quentin. There aren't enough noble quests to go around.

twistedmentat posted:

Really? No Raccoons in the city? I've lived in the city my whole life and I've seen lots of raccoons.

Oh there are raccoons in New York, I had just never spotted one. (Possibly did when I was a kid, but I couldn't recall ever seeing one until I moved to the Pacific North West.)

http://i.imgur.com/VC8rBMI.gifv

# ¿ Jan 21, 2016 18:36

Mouse Dresser: Sep 4, 2002; This isn't Middle Earth, Quentin. There aren't enough noble quests to go around.

Hello we are sleepy babies, and we are hungry. Do you have any trash?

# ¿ Jan 22, 2016 19:29

Mouse Dresser: Sep 4, 2002; This isn't Middle Earth, Quentin. There aren't enough noble quests to go around.

HELLO IS IT GARBAGE DAY CAN WE JUST TAKE A QUICK PEAK INSIDE OF THE GARBAGE FOR MAYBE SOME PIZZA CRUSTS OR AN APPLE CORE OR SOMETHING EQUALLY ADORABLE? PLEASE? WE LOVES THE GARBAGE, WE WASH IT AND EATS IT.

# ¿ Jan 24, 2016 01:17

Mouse Dresser: Sep 4, 2002; This isn't Middle Earth, Quentin. There aren't enough noble quests to go around.

This pool is a bit dirty for my washing needs. Do you have anything cleaner? I'd like to wash my adorable pieces of trash before I feast.

# ¿ Jan 26, 2016 02:16

Mouse Dresser: Sep 4, 2002; This isn't Middle Earth, Quentin. There aren't enough noble quests to go around.

Yum yum yum I love snacks!

# ¿ Jan 30, 2016 17:05

Mouse Dresser: Sep 4, 2002; This isn't Middle Earth, Quentin. There aren't enough noble quests to go around.

SPLISH SPLASH I WAS TAKIN' A BATH - IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT WHILE KNOCKING OVER YOUR TRASH CANS AND WAKING UP THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD

# ¿ Feb 1, 2016 21:48

Mouse Dresser: Sep 4, 2002; This isn't Middle Earth, Quentin. There aren't enough noble quests to go around.

GreyPowerVan posted:

he's so happy. i think?

He's happy because he gets to spend the day at the luxury spa. He just had a massage, and will be getting a pedicure after the aromatherapy bath, but before the glycolic peel. The mud mask really does a wonder on his whiskers.

Here he is blowing on his nails to dry them, after getting that perfect shady of glossy black:

Enjoying the hot tub to relax his aching washing muscles:

Waiting for his turn for a deep tissue shiatsu massage:

Mouse Dresser has a new favorite as of 21:59 on Feb 1, 2016

# ¿ Feb 1, 2016 21:53

Mouse Dresser: Sep 4, 2002; This isn't Middle Earth, Quentin. There aren't enough noble quests to go around.

Bored posted:

Of course you have wonderful pictures of raccoons at the spa. By your user name, I'm going to guess you work in the vermin fashion industry.

I used to work costumes for Disney :ssh:

# ¿ Feb 2, 2016 23:18

Mouse Dresser: Sep 4, 2002; This isn't Middle Earth, Quentin. There aren't enough noble quests to go around.

goose fleet posted:

relp

# ¿ Feb 7, 2016 20:30

Mouse Dresser: Sep 4, 2002; This isn't Middle Earth, Quentin. There aren't enough noble quests to go around.

I Am Crake posted:

Okay, so when is everyone in this thread meeting up there?

Here is an actual for real photo of me at the cafe:

# ¿ Feb 8, 2016 00:20

Mouse Dresser: Sep 4, 2002; This isn't Middle Earth, Quentin. There aren't enough noble quests to go around.

Aesop Poprock posted:

Who's the girl with you?

Why, it's a young Steven Tyler!

# ¿ Feb 8, 2016 05:14

Mouse Dresser: Sep 4, 2002; This isn't Middle Earth, Quentin. There aren't enough noble quests to go around.

cash crab posted:

HE WAS TRYING TO DROP OFF A RESUME

Best sales rep in New England!

# ¿ Feb 9, 2016 06:10

Mouse Dresser: Sep 4, 2002; This isn't Middle Earth, Quentin. There aren't enough noble quests to go around.

Happy Valentine's Day!

# ¿ Feb 13, 2016 21:08

Mouse Dresser: Sep 4, 2002; This isn't Middle Earth, Quentin. There aren't enough noble quests to go around.

The hero that Canada deserves. :canada:

http://www.vancitybuzz.com/2015/04/raccoon-toronto-crane-poop/

Raccoon Climbs 700 foot tall Toronto crane, poops at the top

# ¿ Feb 21, 2016 05:42

Mouse Dresser: Sep 4, 2002; This isn't Middle Earth, Quentin. There aren't enough noble quests to go around.

Peekaboo!

# ¿ Feb 28, 2016 04:22

Mouse Dresser: Sep 4, 2002; This isn't Middle Earth, Quentin. There aren't enough noble quests to go around.

MAKE GARBAGE TASTE GREAT AGAIN!

# ¿ Feb 28, 2016 20:55

Mouse Dresser: Sep 4, 2002; This isn't Middle Earth, Quentin. There aren't enough noble quests to go around.

"Wow, your nominated performance in The Trash Bandit was incredible! We're so glad you're here, Ms. Raccoon! Who are you wearing?"

"Garbace."

# ¿ Feb 28, 2016 22:01

Mouse Dresser: Sep 4, 2002; This isn't Middle Earth, Quentin. There aren't enough noble quests to go around.

Hello friend! Welcome to our St. Patrick's Day party! We don't have any Guiness or Jameson, but we do have marshmallows!

# ¿ Mar 12, 2016 18:59

Mouse Dresser: Sep 4, 2002; This isn't Middle Earth, Quentin. There aren't enough noble quests to go around.

We partied too hard. Now it is time to rest and eat some tasty snacks.

# ¿ Mar 13, 2016 17:20

Mouse Dresser: Sep 4, 2002; This isn't Middle Earth, Quentin. There aren't enough noble quests to go around.

Oh no! He got stuck in the tree! Call the fire department!

# ¿ Mar 14, 2016 02:11

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# ¿ May 2, 2024 03:41

Mouse Dresser: Sep 4, 2002; This isn't Middle Earth, Quentin. There aren't enough noble quests to go around.

The Zombie Guy posted:

Because wash bears thrive on garbage.

# ¿ Mar 15, 2016 20:17

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