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RBC
Nov 23, 2007

IM STILL SPENDING MONEY FROM 1888
yes lets pilot this plane im completely unqualified to fly directly into the ground like a loving dunce

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pram
Jun 10, 2001
yes lets

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder
actually he did it to educate janet on how not to land a plane

DONT THREAD ON ME fucked around with this message at 20:51 on Aug 23, 2015

pram
Jun 10, 2001
nice edit moron

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder
i couldnt remember his exact wording

RBC
Nov 23, 2007

IM STILL SPENDING MONEY FROM 1888

MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

i couldnt remember his exact wording

htats cool guy who had to google what a firefly is

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

i couldnt remember his exact wording

haha ur e-cred

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Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Cold on a Cob posted:

haha ur e-cred

lol did he have any to begin with?

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

BeOSPOS posted:

lol did he have any to begin with?

lmao at your posting

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Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

echinopsis posted:

lmao at your posting

stop posting

cremnob
Jun 30, 2010

woz is an embarrassment to apple and he should stop talking to the press

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
in the contrary woz is the only person on the planet with an opinion on apple that actually matters

Suspicious
Apr 30, 2005
You know he's the villain, because he's got shifty eyes.
woz can actually give a review or opinion about an apple product that is less than fawning adulation without getting eaten alive

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast

Suspicious posted:

woz can actually give a review or opinion about an apple product that is less than fawning adulation without getting eaten alive

and he's usually right, sometimes wrong, but his perspective is always welcome

bicycle
Oct 23, 2013
regardless what we think of the woz, im sure we can agree that it is good everyone survived relatively unhurt

oh no blimp issue
Feb 23, 2011

the woz is a babe

BooLoo
Oct 18, 2010

SLAM TIME

cremnob posted:

woz is an embarrassment to apple and he should stop talking to the press

you're just so very bad.

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
he knows how to rev up nerds

oh no blimp issue
Feb 23, 2011

Awia posted:

the woz is a babe

im not even being facetious, i legit think the woz is a good looking man

power botton
Nov 2, 2011

hes the john travolta of consumer electronics

Hugh G. Rectum
Mar 1, 2011

power botton posted:

hes the john travolta of consumer electronics

what does this even mean

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

pram posted:

yes lets

Symbolic Butt
Mar 22, 2009

(_!_)
Buglord

bicycle posted:

regardless what we think of the woz, im sure we can agree that it is good everyone survived relatively unhurt

I think it affected the woz a bit but I'm not an expert you know

power botton
Nov 2, 2011

Sudo Echo posted:

what does this even mean

HES TERRIBLE AT FLYING PLANES

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

Awia posted:

im not even being facetious, i legit think the woz is a good looking man

but.... he fat?

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
Don't you see. The plan was a metaphor.

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

the woz is just a man. maybe too engrossed in gadgets, but if it's what he likes then good for him. Janet must have the patience of a saint.

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast

BONGHITZ posted:

the woz is just a man. maybe too engrossed in gadgets

woz-dor was a man... . i mean, he was a gadget-man.. or maybe he was just a gadget... but he was woz-dorrrrr

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

actually he did it to educate janet on how not to land a plane

lol

also wozniak is an idiot traitor who worked at apple just long enough to get those sweet stocks and then he quit. the company succeeded amazingly without him while he started a few companies which failed.

he went out with kathy griffin, who would later take great care to tell everyone they did NOT have sex, probably because she realized that would be extremely embarrassing

he still smack talks apple and jobs, and he's helped make books and movies about jobs that put jobs in a really bad light.

he writes about what he things apple should do, but likes to say "we" when referring to apple as if he still works there.

Triglav
Jun 2, 2007

IT IS HARAAM TO SEND SMILEY FACES THROUGH THE INTERNET
he's still on the books as an employee

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

Triglav posted:

he's still on the books as an employee

they should trim the "fat"

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

PleasureKevin posted:

lol

also wozniak is an idiot traitor who worked at apple just long enough to get those sweet stocks and then he quit. the company succeeded amazingly without him while he started a few companies which failed.

he went out with kathy griffin, who would later take great care to tell everyone they did NOT have sex, probably because she realized that would be extremely embarrassing

he still smack talks apple and jobs, and he's helped make books and movies about jobs that put jobs in a really bad light.

he writes about what he things apple should do, but likes to say "we" when referring to apple as if he still works there.

this post gave me pleasure. woz was a good engineer, and we all know a few of those folks right? yeah. woz sucks.

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
woz is, uhm, very good. :colbert:

oh no blimp issue
Feb 23, 2011

BONGHITZ posted:

but.... he fat?

yeah, but while he's fat and good looking you're just fat

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RBC
Nov 23, 2007

IM STILL SPENDING MONEY FROM 1888
so loving fat his plane couldnt take off and he nearly killed himself and his wife

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