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Feb 19, 2007


'87 is late gen-x okay i don't wanna be a millennial

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Feb 19, 2007


My Q-Face posted:

Their parents might have fought in WW2, but I'm pretty sure that war was caused by the left-overs from the previous world war, which was caused by the old people in Europe, so we're talking about people born in the mid-19th century. Nice of them to blame their parents for the actions of some dickheads on another continent a hundred years before they were born.

basically it's all napoleon's fault

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Feb 19, 2007


Uncle Wemus posted:

these funeral pics still show more respect for the dead than any funeral my family has held

Lol if your drunk uncle has never tripped over the stage and knocked the corpse over at the wake

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Feb 19, 2007


Section 31 posted:

Goons complain about millenials but elected this guy as their President? smh

gently caress does smh mean

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Feb 19, 2007


jarjarbinksfan621 posted:

I go to sports clips and it recently went from 17 to 18. It's bullshit. Now, you can't hand them a twenty and walk out feeling like a good person. You gotta hand them $21. This is how the loving holocaust happened. It starts with a little arbitrary price raise, and before you know it, you're fighting off cannibals in the ruins of a once great city.

There's one of those old as dirt barbers that charges 10 near me. To be quite honest, he gives lovely haircuts. I gave him 2 tries and was sorely disappointed each time. While I was waiting, I noticed him giving other people lovely haircuts too.

Yeah but at least it's only $10. I'll pay $10 for a haircut and be happy even if the dude removes part of my scalp

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Feb 19, 2007


david... posted:

gas this post

interestingly enough you got the same experience if you were a couple years younger and poor

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naem posted:

As a not-rich guy going to school in New York I hung out mostly with local not-rich New Yorkers in the not rich Brooklyn neighborhood my apt was in, it was fun contrasting that with the hipsterfy-ing neighborhood area right next door

gently caress, I feel ya. Grew up in a gentrifying town myself and honestly kinda miss the rough-rear end way the place was when I was a kid. I mean sure there's only been one shooting in the last few years if you don't count when the cops shot those mexican ladies during the Dorner rampage, but rents are loving sky high and the cops hassled me for driving a beater the other day.

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froward posted:

same and i also like anise (lol sounds like anus) flavors, in dark liquorice. not big on IPAs but i guzzle a stout.

are we monsters?

Lol if you don't swill down Mickey's and rolling rock

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Feb 19, 2007


Booblord Zagats posted:

Millenials can;t even put their phone down for 10 seconds and shoot someone in the face

http://inteliscopes.com/

:rolleyes:

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Feb 19, 2007


What the gently caress is snake people? Like I saw the phrase pop up around page 70 or something but can't track down where it originated or what it means.

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Feb 19, 2007


FogHelmut posted:

the game of chess is like a sword fight; you must think first before you move

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTcsWmkYg68

what is it with russians and chess?

like, why they dig it so much? is it because all their sporting equipment was melted into tank parts during wwii?

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Feb 19, 2007


What kinda fuckin beanpole are you

like are you super tall and super fat or something? I'm an average build and 6'3" and things fit me right off the rack.

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Feb 19, 2007


Remember that taller people are literally your moral superiors. We can do no wrong because we are your natural betters. That is why god blessed us with greater statures than you shortwads

I'd say "bow down" but given how low to the ground y'all are anyway it don't really matter

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Feb 19, 2007


Humbug Scoolbus posted:

But was anybody a sixth grader that said "I really want to be an accountant when I grow up!"?

Me, but my parents made me get a theatre degree.


Wish I was lying.

Got to follow their dreams, at least

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Feb 19, 2007


Still tho why would anyone want to live in Glendale? Like, okay, maybe you have a job there or something, but this is a free country and you can quit and work elsewhere

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Bloody Hedgehog posted:

I've never liked the whole "greatest generation" moniker given to WWII vets. They do deserve the title, but the hubris behind it is kind of off-putting.

My favourite thing though was some documentary on the History Channel where a WWII vet goes "It was a great time, and terrible too. Some people say we're the greatest generation.... and, uhhhh..... yeah, we are the greatest generation." Rock on old dude, own that poo poo.

The generation before them was even harder. The Greatest Generation were kids in 1929; their parents were the ones who had to see them through our worst decade of the 20th century. The folks who fought through the depression were tough.

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Feb 19, 2007


Mad Monk posted:

I agree and I think everyone should watch a documentary on the dust bowl. Those people were living through apocalyptic times, burying dead children a couple of times a week. It's some of the most horrific poo poo I've seen a group of people live through.

Pictures look like screen shots from a Fallout game.



OTOH, Okies go home. California don't need ya.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46mO7jx3JEw

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Feb 19, 2007


HEY NONG MAN posted:

Yeah but the same people who fought in WWII were children during the Great Depression. The kids that survived that time are the hardest motherfuckers of all.

The orphans are hardcore. The kids with parents are as bitchmade as we are

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Feb 19, 2007


DavidAlltheTime posted:

I played this song for a classroom of Milennials the other day. They didn't like it, and wanted to hear Johnny Cash instead.

Remember, if their family wasn't here before 1880 or so they don't count as people


e: my family's been in CA sine the 1840s so I'm better than y'all

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Feb 19, 2007


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Remember, if their family wasn't here before 1880 or so they don't count as people


e: my family's been in CA sine the 1840s so I'm better than y'all

Except the Rodriguez clan. They're more oldschool than my family. But if you ain't Rodriguez we got your rear end beat.

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Feb 19, 2007


Mental-Rectangle posted:

size difference fetish. it's kinda weird being a 6'3" dude with a 4'10" woman. feels like you're basically loving a pokemon

maybe that's a plus for some guys idk

I don't get it. Like, you can't have standup sex without a footstool or something, it's lame. I only date women 5'8" and taller now and life has gotten way better

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Feb 19, 2007


Millennial.jpg: Taller=better than

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Feb 19, 2007


neonbregna posted:

Guys stop talking about height or the short activist will come back

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dkNr77QGnY

that man is also known as Pixie Warrior

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Feb 19, 2007


nomadologique posted:

confirmed by shakespeare in midsummer, where the short woman is all rabid dog crazy and the tall woman is like "get off me you crazy little bitch"

Shakespeare is merely a derivative of 5000 years of Chinese drama












am I doing this right?

edit: gently caress, though this was the China thread. Definitely doing this wrong :smith:

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Feb 19, 2007


Rondette posted:

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU



Uuuuugh when did they package masculinity

Yeah, the 1640s or something like that but still it sucks being pandered to like that.

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Feb 19, 2007


Get some Genesee or rolling rock and be done with it, right?

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Feb 19, 2007


Seriously, any honest drunk is just going to get the cheapest stuff available and connoisseurs are gonna get good poo poo


What is their market?

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Feb 19, 2007


The trick is to be broke cuz then you wear clothes till they rot off your pathetic carcass

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Feb 19, 2007


notZaar posted:

Basically if you believe in "cultural appropriation" as a concept, you're a moron.

Lol, cultural appropriation is real. All culture is appropriation. As individuals we don't really think up a lot of cool poo poo, so when we see something cool we copy it.

That is how culture works - see something cool? Copy that poo poo, and maybe murder the guy who came up with it so you can claim it's your own idea, idk.

Cultural appropriation is both real and awesome.

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Feb 19, 2007


mr. mephistopheles posted:

sorry your feeble baby brain can't distinguish between legitimate social problems and gay tumblr nonsense and it causes you to act out like this

I don't know what the big deal is, we murdered them fair and square so now we get to wear their hats

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Feb 19, 2007


Microagressions are just weak poo poo

if you don't like someone for any reason whatsoever you should just beat on 'em until they whup you or the cops pull you off

the way we demonize violence in this country is absurd

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Feb 19, 2007


If you drink water that ain't at least 20% wine, then I laugh on your barbarian rear end

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Picnic Princess posted:

gently caress this nonsense, I can't snap my fingers because I have very loose joints that all bend backwards and flop around.

This is extremely non-inclusive to people with joint hypermobility and I am so loving triggered right now

Same here, that poo poo's annoying. Protip: just carry one of those foghorn things. If some motherfucker complains then xey'd better check xeir privilige


Eugene spotted. You can tell because his username includes the word Eugene.


Real kid's names are names like Sally, Truck, or Mike.

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Feb 19, 2007


How does anyone let their poo poo get that bad? I can't fathom what went on to gently caress his mouth like that.

Meth addicts I met in jail had better teeth. Not as many, maybe, but cleaner.

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Feb 19, 2007


Ultimately it's the Protestants' fault.

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Efexeye posted:

hey gen x is getting hosed too they are just destroying their livers with alcohol and shutting up about it, like adults

i think i recognize your pig av

is it from an anime? because a millenial recommended i watch this anime with a pig and a sword guy and something perverted happened and i was like yeah, nah

and now i trust neither anime nor millenials

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Feb 19, 2007


NESguerilla posted:

Don't ask questions you already know the answer to.

It's because we fat

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Feb 19, 2007


is it okay to grow out a beard if you acknowledge that it's gross and only grow it out because you're an awful, disgusting person



asking for a friend, tia

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Feb 19, 2007


Buller posted:

When i masturbate is that me having artisanal sex?

~handcrafted artisanal sex using ancient methods to focus on the end user~

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