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We're just a couple of hip young 37 year olds who've "boomeranged" back to dads house from paying $3500 a month rent in Brooklyn/Seattle/etc and we're all frustrated because we feel entitled to feel like rich people but can't really afford it- heck I drink wine at bars! That's how fancy I am!
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EugeneJ posted:What is a DINK who doesn't work - NINK (No Income No Kids)? DISK- dad's income, still (live like they are) kids (at 37)
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Nov 22, 2015 19:45
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If these people started a business like a factory of some sort that employed local people and paid them a living wage they would actually be benefiting their oval community. As is they are squatting in some depressed property and putting a dive bar out of business, living off of dad
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Nov 22, 2015 19:55
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See if you own that $700k double wide in California you don't get to lord it over anyone But back in Cleveland you get to play fancy person and sip wine, wait gosh these people think I'm a pretentious doof hmm maybe if I put the wine in a can..
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Nov 22, 2015 20:30
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DreamShipWrecked posted:So is it just a rich boy thing that they have everything done for them and therefore feel immasculated, and feel the need to grow the beard and have MAN RAZORS and MAN CLOTHES and MAN WINE Plenty of middle class young people and recent college grads buy into this kind of marketing too before the weight of life crushes them
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Nov 22, 2015 21:52
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nomadologique posted:humans really believe in masculinity.
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Nov 23, 2015 02:50
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Stinky_Pete posted:It used to be called "cultural fusion," lol, but then the culture police decided that if you don't copy every aspect of some tradition then you're doing it wrong and must be making fun of someone. I wear a poncho because it suits the weather where I live, e.g., but I wouldn't be surprised if some white Millennial got mad at me for it. If you have to copy every aspect of the tradition, you're supposed to have killed a man for every feather as I understand
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Nov 24, 2015 23:37
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HEY NONG MAN posted:http://i.imgur.com/EVsomAF.gifv I'm trying to think what this guy's goal was here All I'm coming up with is a dopey voice saying MMM CRANBERRY and falling in like a two year old
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Nov 26, 2015 01:51
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GORDON posted:Volunteering for massive student loan debt: It isn't their fault! They were tricked! The older generation have NO responsibility for teaching the young generation how to be people, they're just supposed to figure it all out themselves naem fucked around with this message at 06:25 on Nov 26, 2015 |
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Nov 26, 2015 04:14
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Go to college, it's good Follow your dreams, follow your heart, like I did, I will lead to a career Buy a house, from me, they're good, I'm an old, you can trust me
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Nov 26, 2015 04:16
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City of Tampa posted:I know that this poo poo is definitely happening around here, my mom's normal suburban subdivision is like half empty foreclosed houses that have been vacant for years and are falling apart because the banks that own them still want 2006 prices for them I know of several half abandoned subdivisions where only a couple of houses were built, with blank lots or empty foundations along a nice paved drive with a circle turn around, with one hillbilly family living it up in their house they kept through the recession using the whole thing as their driveway full of atv's
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Nov 26, 2015 18:43
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ghlbtsk posted:Boomers thought they'd be able to retire at 65. Then the age for full benefits was raised to 67. Soon it will be 70. If this happens there will be decrepit skeleton people dying in the streets and no jobs for anyone under 50
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Nov 26, 2015 21:49
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VendaGoat posted:So peoples heads don't spin let me try to translate this and please forums poster I hate Yankees, rate my performance. Also we spent a trillion dollars (financed by China whose economy turns out to be mostly garbage) in order to murder brown people for a decade until their whole region is going murder nuts and they're stampeding to escape and occasional shooting up our cities yes
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Nov 27, 2015 05:16
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KoRMaK posted:Cleveland - we dont smell as bad as you thought we would "Person miraculously finds job in Cleveland"
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Dec 8, 2015 01:41
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There is a certain class of person who insist on being super edgy and unique during their peak youth from 17-23, usually by all doing exactly the same thing. "The thing" changes every 5-7 years, with last seasons "thing" mocked mercilessly, and 2-3 season's ago's thingses become "retro" which means current young people start dressing that way/ listening to that music/getting that tattoo etc again only they do it all wrong NOBODY grows up anymore though so you have 45 year olds and 25 year olds and high school students all trying to outdo each other and it all feeds on itself
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Dec 8, 2015 23:56
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dreadspork posted:.jpg... Hey look it's my dad circa 1979
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Dec 9, 2015 02:00
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Some of the Sheep posted:This person talks like a fag, and their poo poo's all retarded. Welcome to Costco, I love you
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Dec 9, 2015 04:23
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notZaar posted:Ironically yet another "artisinal" joint decorated like it came right out of a handbook of contemporary design cliches. These contemporary design cliches are going to look super dated soon, like something from the 1970's
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Dec 9, 2015 22:28
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Skilled trades don't get steady hours either, and there aren't necessarily a surplus of jobs out there were lots of people to flood the market.
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Dec 13, 2015 09:42
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I know a lot of electricians somehow, and they describe a boom of miserable 80 hour weeks followed by a bust with few paid hours available, and there is a mafia like union system that controls your life. Also you drive around in a van at weird hours getting $80 parking tickets
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Dec 13, 2015 20:55
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Scooting your kids around in a laundry basket is a time honored tradition
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Dec 15, 2015 07:27
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gently caress the ROW posted:luckily for everyone the millenials are way too busy looking up adult pajamas on their smart phones to vote, can you even imagine how disastrous that would be If you could thumbprint vote on your phone we'd elect Can has Cheesburger for presidennd
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Dec 17, 2015 01:36
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brakeless posted:she wasn't invited to hang out with these cool guys Painted solid color fixies are so 2010
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Dec 19, 2015 21:44
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a happy snowman posted:I want to be kidnapped by warriors from the steppe and forced to go through a slavery / body building / toughening montage like Conan the Barbarian Pretty much my life right now
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Dec 20, 2015 22:52
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She's one of those dumpy Midwestern girls who insist they are cute and get mad if you aren't into them
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Dec 21, 2015 04:39
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It's interesting to contrast a 25 year old with the programming skills to earn $200k at say Google, and a 25 year old with a degree or two in a more traditional field who struggles to find work and lives at home and is trapped in retail part time struggling. I've known people who were in group B after law school
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Dec 22, 2015 07:40
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Gyra_Solune posted:man there's going to be an entire subset of the population that was raised by parents like these Future conservative Christian republicans
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Dec 23, 2015 02:28
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NESguerilla posted:I just got this great new app called Water™. They deliver on demand and their drink is so great I'm just gonna say right now, I couldn't live without it. I straight up feel more alive when I drink it. It's amazing. it's because it's pure. simple. artisanal. real. tangible and it comes in an eco friendly cardboard box with a picture of a funny cat on it, so I know I am making the world a better place. Whoever thought of this Water™ is a genius bravo. ShoZ©®™: an app that summons a desperate college student or illegal immigrant with 3 jobs to come tie your shoes ** **all ShoZ©™® team members are independent contractors and not direct hire ShoZ™®© employees. ShoZ©™® does not conduct background checks and can not verify felon status, nor are we required to provide health or liability insurance. When a strange man or woman with face sores in a festive purple ShoZ©™® hoodie appears at your door, you enter into a binding agreement not to sue ShoZ©™® for any damages related to physical or sexual assault by letting them in. ShoZ©™® in no way requires or expects our independent contractors to perform sexual services for our app users; any and all violation of state or federal law falls solely upon the independent contractor in question. If your ShoZ©™® independent contractor sees your ridiculous comfort ridden lifestyle in which you live in a beautiful glass and stainless steel condominium that looks a lot like an Apple™© store and breaks down crying, cursing the day they were born, why God? Why am I tormented so? Please do not be alarmed- they are most likely just exhausted from their 12 hour shift working at that Automat®™ restaurant place where they stand behind a glass wall where you can't see them, slaving away stirring huge vats of weird South American psudograins to pour in your slop bowl, you lazy uses less cant-tie-your-own-drat-shoes millennial
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Dec 23, 2015 21:10
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I'd like to talk to your manager
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Dec 24, 2015 05:31
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I worked in an open floor plan office on the ground floor of an all glass building in a newly trendy neighborhood with a huge homeless population Hobos would wake up in the alley next door and pull their pants down and squash their butts on the glass and the SQUELTCH of liquid fences three feet away was an hourly thing, no one even looked up
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Dec 27, 2015 02:05
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etalian posted:Somewhere off of Market St? South of market in a former warehouse-y area. I heard an urban legend that some company bought an actual warehouse and let programmers drive their car right up to their desk in the same area, and they came back one Monday to find a homeless guy had fallen through a skylight and lay dead all weekend mr. mephistopheles posted:this owns They had a crew of guys who had sanitizer hoses spray the area down pretty much 24/7
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Dec 27, 2015 02:19
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I worked at another open plan office and watched this married woman have at least three affairs with guys who all sat in the same 20-30 seat area Like she'd go canoodle as if there were walls or at least cubicles so they had privacy as they chatted before holding hands and lunch etc, then in a week or two pick a different guy and do the same. Each spurned former guy would sit and fume angrily while she giggled and flirted with the new one, all in view of everyone. I think they had to move her to another area in the building eventually
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Dec 28, 2015 03:00
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Someone change my name to piss Dracula
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I heard they tried to switch and actually do "bean to bar" after they got famous and the chocolate sucked lol
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Gyra_Solune posted:let's get real here these kind of conditions are inevitable for everyone Space isn't at a premium in the U.S. though there are still miles and miles of nothing
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Jan 13, 2016 05:10
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Booblord Zagats posted:I'd never wear a headdress, but I know if I did and someone got mad I'd just say "Sorry for enjoying grand pappy Booblord's war-trophy" or "I won that black jack hand fair and square, squaw" It's ok as long as you've killed a man for each feather a starwar betamax posted:when exactly did modern men start thinking it was a-ok to wear fluffy pajamas and drink coffee out of big silly mugs and such The very second we stopped starving the death quite so often
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red19fire posted:turd machine desk bitch sergeant 
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If you'd never heard of scooby doo would you get it? Or would it look like some kind of show about violent homosexual robots
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