Dave Concepcion posted:

the nicker posted:

Pennywise the Frown posted:

I was born in 1983 so technically I'm a millennial. I joined the Marines and here are some pics of some. Here's my generation.











Bunch of lazy assholes.

My Q-Face posted:

Good, I thought the first part was just a clever new way of saying

Toadvine posted:

lol the author of this comic made a fortune off of the older tumblr base when they were still in grade school:

Ratjaculation posted:

millennial.mp4?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3c67AYl0rM

bowser posted:

This entire page (click and drag w/ your mouse).

Dapper Dan posted:

this article is extremely misleading. i have a cousin who was a medieval history and ancient languages phd. there were like 8 positions open in the entire us after he got his phd. and that was considered good. he had to go to ontario to find a position and he got lucky since i think it took him six months and he still was earning a living during that time.

it really depends on your phd. humanities phds are different than stem ones (but stem you still need to be on top of things. also be very wary about academia, otherwise poo poo like the article happens).

Dapper Dan posted:

i do if it was 2008 or before where people were fed the line of bullshit about degrees and the prestige of expensive private schools. nowadays there is no guarantee that a degree will give you a job. though with the sort of phd this person went for, that should have been obvious.

Jim Barris posted:

You don't feel sorry for them because you're an rear end in a top hat, let's be real here. How dumb they are or aren't has nothing to do with it.

Mr. Wookums posted:

Did the humanities touch you inappropriately when you were younger?

Decrepus posted:

gently caress Delouse Kill

FogHelmut posted:

this is pretty much what old GBS did. i went to see The Expendables that weekend. gently caress old GBS.

mr. mephistopheles posted:

Legit slam poets are great but I've never seen a good white slam poet because white people have literally nothing interesting to say

All of this bigender polyamory nonsense is a natural reaction to the inescapable banality and personal mediocrity of growing up white and privileged

Reverse Centaur posted:

MurderBot posted:

I was trying to educate myself on what the whole CisGender/gender fluidity thing that millenials have started and googled it.

I had no clue you could be a "third gender" or even 4th gender, but going down that wiki rabbit hole led to some weird things.


I think if I was to identify as anything I'd want to be a Cis-male who identifies as a coke can, in hopes that someone who's sexual identity involves rear end play would shove me up their rear end in a top hat.

Am I millenialling correctly?

quote:

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm loving retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

notZaar posted:

Sure would be nice... to be able to afford nice things....

Ahundredbux posted:

lol theyre just happy that someone is talking with them

extra stout posted:

tell yourself that if it makes you feel better but I talk woodworking with some 90 year old WWII vets and they make it very clear that they're disappointed not with my generation or yours, but with every human being who doesn't work with their hands and who won't fist fight for what they believe in

this puts the average generation x person slightly below the average millennial kid growing his own weed in terms of the value of their life to the oldest toughest men on the planet

Blockade posted:

I heard younger millennials are actually bad with technology because of all the touch screens and consumption focused tech. Is this true? I hope so because im mediocre and i want to keep my job

Maoist Pussy posted:

I'm actually full-blood Miwok, my family's summer lodge is now the site of the Ahwanee Lodge. Beat that, Californios!

Grand Prize Winner posted:

I don't know what the big deal is, we murdered them fair and square so now we get to wear their hats

spacetoaster posted:

a starwar betamax posted:

can some goofball who wears these types of watches tell me how they manage to not living in constant paain as the wierd metal hinges rip their arm hair out by the roots every second of every day

Windows 98 posted:

Comedy option is also the same as the actual option



I have a beard now though to really complete my hipster human being look

HEY NONG MAN posted:

That's what your Christmas Bonus Check is for, dummy.

Sinners Sandwich posted:

Tell me the story, Tell me the story! "

Cool NIN Shirt posted:

Seeing these dudes in 20 years w floppy earlobes n faded, stretched tats will be quite lol

Marta Velasquez posted:

Tattooing and piercing has been done for centuries.

The term "body modification" has been around since at least 1996, coined by a man born in 1941. It was the subtitle of the second edition of his 1987 book.

They may look like assholes, but you're blaming the wrong generation.

Cowman posted:

lotta misplaced effort and talent there

babies havin rabies posted:

I like how I have to justify never having a tattoo or piercing to some people.

GORDON posted:

I'm one of the few men to go through the Marines and never get a tat. It's because I always legit considered myself too attractive to deface my body with permanent ink.