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spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

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Moridin920 posted:

yeah my socialist marxist "dumb poo poo" called factual data








it's almost like something happened in the 90s what could it be

I hate myself for taking time off school and taking so long to graduate college.

I graduated HS in 2002 and should have gone to college and graduated in 2006.

Instead I hosed around for 2 years and went part time until I finally got it together and in 2006 went back fulltime. I graduated in 2010. I'd be much better off financially if I had graduated 4 years earlier.


e: on the other hand I did get hosed up a lot and laugh at poo poo with my friends and have zero responsibilities so that was fun.

spacemang_spliff fucked around with this message at 03:26 on Aug 26, 2015

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spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

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Robo Reagan posted:

just becausew you like it that doesnt mean its not millennial lol

none of those bands are millennial bands

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

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selfie next to a dead body is p cool actually

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

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Ein cooler Typ posted:

in some circumstances but not this



cool dead bodies:
people you've killed
bodies you dug up from the graveyard
car accidents


not cool dead bodies:
people who just died at the hospital
people at funerals

how do you know she didn't kill gran gran?

maybe she has powers. maybe she just enjoys killing.

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

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Professor Shark posted:

Baby Boomers: Literal babies who had everything in their lives catered to them and are still loving it up as they reach their unaffordable retirements and will have to be bailed out since they never imagined anything difficult could ever happen to them, but are very angry and judgmental of Millenials because they aren't admiring the struggles and sacrifices Boomers endured.

In Mad Men, all of the insufferable rear end in a top hat children were baby boomers.

Sally Draper voted for Bush and she's going to vote for Hillary next

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Nov 29, 2014

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Snatch Duster posted:

bangin your mom daily prevents prostrate cancer/inflammation

worked for me kid lmao

why were you banging your own mom?

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

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Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

i'm guessing it's a subconscious compensation for their own insecurities about being short. this girl says she's 4'11" - that means she's 4'8" or 4'9" tops, which is dangerously close to midget territory. she probably hates that about herself.

i find none of those women attractive. they look like plastic blond bimbos to me. i like my girls with more rock n roll edge.

lol

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

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I used a $5 electric razor I bought at a thrift store :smug:

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

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les fleurs du mall posted:

Name your child whatever sad lonely internet people will resent the absolute most

my firstborn is going to be Stephen Austin

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

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this and boston baked beans

although I did get a candy coated rock once in my boston baked beans

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Nov 29, 2014

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TheMostFrench posted:

http://everydayfeminism.com/2015/08/for-nice-guys-who-dont-get-it/

Thanks feminist faerie, now I know how to avoid committing microaggressions.

i'm glad comics are funny again

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

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ghostter posted:



loving millenials

well he isn't becuse he dead

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Nov 29, 2014

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EugeneJ posted:

I just remembered GameFAQS existed

And before then $9.99 books that told me how to get through StarTropics

The only books I bought as a kid were used to help me play video games. Something's hosed up about that.

I got a big paperback book on how to beat a bunch of nintendo games from the Scholastic! monthly book mail order program my school did

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Nov 29, 2014

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nomadologique posted:

were they the ones that sent out the monthly catalog? spacemang suggests as much. i used to get free pizza hut personal pizzas like every month because i'd order books from them and read them and submit a list of what i read or something like that i can't rmemeber but poo poo i woulda read those books without the incentive so basically free free pizaa. (minus cost of books, thanks mom and dad.)

maybe it wasn't monthly but it was pretty close. maybe once per 9 weeks. but yeah they had the little catalogs they would send out to classrooms. then they'd do the book fair in the library :3:

I got a lot of Goosebumps books from them

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Nov 29, 2014

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Booblord Zagats posted:

I've already seen a few. They look awful at job interviews

where I work theres a lot of places you can't wear any kind of jewelry. stretched earlobes without anything in them are hilarious and gross

like an ear goatse basically

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Nov 29, 2014

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NESguerilla posted:

That's why you slice them thin.

Also shredded lettuce on a burger is great.

lettuce is the only thing I never get on a burg.

I usually only do onions, tomatoes and mayo. maybe a couple of thin sliced jalapenos. oh yeah salt and pepper too

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Nov 29, 2014

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GO TEAM VENTURE

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Nov 29, 2014

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my child's name will be Jerry Purpdrank

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nm posted:

You can get a good drinkable beer that doesn't taste like poo poo though. Lots of decent pilsners and american pale ales and the like. Though I'll admit that they're harder to find because everyone wants IPA or stouts. They're also hard to make well. They're nice in the summer (but so are ciders).

lol I made the mistake of expressing the opinion that I'm not a fan of IPAs at a party with a bunch of beer snobs.

instant pariah.

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Nov 29, 2014

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I bet this dude has a lot of interesting things to talk about

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