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Why did Elizabeth Bentvagina sign her post as Michael K. McIntyre? Was it her Multiple Personality Disorder that really put them off but they went with "you look like a slut" to be less controversial?
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Dec 20, 2015 22:57
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Shame.bmp Why is this generation's greatest aspiration to live in an bachelor apartment made out of a discarded shipping container stacked on top of a bunch of other discarded shipping containers? You live in loving America, or Canada (take your pick). Half the loving country is barren grass field, you do not need to live like god damned ants. It's like every mid-century dystopian future book thats been written is coming true all at once. edit: VVVVVV hah - gently caress you millennial pos. I ruined your triple post like I'm ruining this planet Psychotic Weasel fucked around with this message at 03:14 on Jan 12, 2016 |
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Jan 12, 2016 03:12
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Horniest Manticore posted:he's got a dick like a bullet bill It's got eyes and some fists? That sounds uncomfortable.
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Jan 12, 2016 05:19
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Phil Moscowitz posted:These guys are actually awesome, they totally didn't give a poo poo and fooled idiots into making them rich I agree. While they looked like colossal shitheads they were actually just fooling stuckup snobs who were even bigger shitheads then they were into wasting money. Bravo. Too bad they're probably going to end up in a lot of lawsuits at some point.
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Jan 12, 2016 17:45
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Automatic Slim posted:Yep. We can now have our own version of Japanese capsule hotels, American style. Capsule hotels? Far too trendy and cyber-chic. No these stupid fuckers will be living in genuine Hong Kong cage apartment living conditions as soon as mommy and daddie's inheritance runs out.  I've owned dog kennels bigger than those and I still felt bad every time we had to confine the dog in it.
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Jan 13, 2016 01:18
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So ignoring the total lack of evidence to support this theory about Amelia Bassano, why would a slave owner waste time and/or money teaching an illiterate slave how to read and write English well enough to write a play?
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Jan 17, 2016 04:51
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Degeneracy is Treason is my new favourite saying - it'd make a great slogan for the resurgence of fascism in the 21st century. Thanks for that, by the way, millennials. Glad those 66 million people died for nothing.
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Jan 18, 2016 03:50
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Nolgthorn posted:There is but it's politically incorrect, so millennials will publicly shame you on twitter for mentioning it. Ono millennials will hurt my e-feelings online whatever will I do  If I post pictures of me trying to slit my wrists do you think they'll take pitty on me and rail against themselves for making me suicidal over insignificant high school drama level bullshit?
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Jan 26, 2016 20:57
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Colonel Cancer posted:No just black. Check your privilege please. That's not how the ultra special snowflake identity politics world works - the more labels you have the more better. Like that dipshit who puts all 19 designations he has on his business card so you know How Much Better He Is Than You. And apparently Rhianna was born in 1988 so she's a solid millennial. But also filthy rich.
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Jan 26, 2016 22:25
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Maoist Pussy posted:GenX is basically Henry Rollins and Courtney Love and Dr. Dre. These people are literally 99.98% less insufferable than Millennials. Even when considering the fact that one of them is responsible for driving one of the greatest GenX musicians to suicide and the other two just killed music itself.
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Jan 29, 2016 02:41
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I admit I couldn't list anything Henry Rollins has done off the top of my head but looking him up I am familiar with some of his work. I just assumed that after being lumped in with Courtney Love he must be a terrible human being.
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Jan 29, 2016 02:50
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Danny LaFever posted:Simply the best. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNU3aIJs88g Technically part of the Beat generation, but w/e they don't get enough love on account of the Greatest Generation overshadowing them. Now that we've had a refresher on what originality and talent looks like, we can get back to making fun of manchildren.
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Jan 29, 2016 05:17
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Strategic Tea posted:Gonna drag this up from a few pages ago because the vast majority of the ~greatest generation~ didn't fight or even enlist so frankly gently caress them for trying to bask in the glory. I think the term also applies to civilians from that time because for the most part their lives basically revolved around supplying the army so your country could win throughout most of the war years. If you weren't fighting you were toiling away 7 days a week making poo poo or mining things or picking through every scrap of waste to recover what you could. Could you imagine what todays narcissistic, self absorbed fuckwits would do if they couldn't pig out on garbage for their Instagram accounts or buy a new phone every 8 months because those resources were needed to fight some psycho hell bent on gassing everyone to death?
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Jan 29, 2016 21:30
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Strategic Tea posted:Come to think of it I really hope there's a nuclear war or a mass famine or a plague in my lifetime. If I survive everyone will worship me as a hero for existing! I'm pretty sure if the Greatest Generation knew what the world would turn into a few short decades later they'd have just let Hitler win, if not join him outright. And I don't blame them. I don't think I'd want to survive a nuclear war really - a world with no running water, electricity or food is not something I look forward to. I would, however, die happy knowing that millions of other Millennials were snuffed out in an instant while the survivors lived in agony as the world turned into something out of Mad Max.
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Jan 30, 2016 01:19
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How is a driver's license discriminatory? Is it discriminatory against poors who would never have a reason to get one since they could never afford a car? If the employer/boss ever asked if I could travel to see different offices/clients should I just make a really obvious wink to imply that I can hot wire a car? Or just wait until I'm fired when they find out I tried using the bus when they specifically said a driver's license is a requirement for the job? Either way I don't believe this is real. And anyone trying to follow those examples would look like a colossal tool who's trying really hard to look smarter than they are by shoehorning words with lots of syllables into their vocabulary. ghostter posted:undergarments no one will ever actually see Psychotic Weasel fucked around with this message at 01:05 on Feb 7, 2016 |
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Feb 7, 2016 01:01
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Horniest Manticore posted:something all generations can agree on This is actually pretty discriminatory to the non-hetronormative people in this thread. Also Chrome doesn't think 'non-hetronormative' a real word, thanks for the cultural erasure or w/e Google!
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Feb 8, 2016 04:48
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Danny LaFever posted:loving millenial millionaires and their onesie parties. Kinda looks like the opening scene of a porno or something... a really creepy, awkward porno.
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Feb 11, 2016 03:38
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While having a conversation with my parents the other day, in my frustration about yet another delay with transit making me late for work I had remarked that "I hate this god drat city so much". My mother then told me if I wasn't happy that I was always welcome to come home - which is now about a 3 hour drive away from where I live. I'm pretty sure she only said that because she knew I would never, ever say yes. My family members love each other without question, but we all realize that we can't stand being around each other for more than 3 or 4 days without getting under each other's skin. Living at home while I was in college was nice because it was cheap but after moving out I would never willingly move back, barring some unforeseen circumstance in which either I or one of my parents were no longer able to independently care for themselves. Millennials: stop draining your parents retirement funds. They've raised you for like two decades already, please gently caress off so they can have a life again and live in peace.
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Feb 13, 2016 05:29
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withak posted:Babies having babies. I think he's actually under the mistaken idea that because men and women are exact equals, men obviously also have mammary glands and can breastfeed children. Telling him otherwise is now considered hate speech.
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Feb 15, 2016 19:45
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Frog Act posted:I'm a Paleoconservative  Ya boy!
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Feb 19, 2016 04:59
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Sandweed posted:German SMG, Russian RPG and a knife from a video game. Typical Millennial, I guess American products aren't good enough for you guys. No you can thank Boomer globalization efforts for that. The flag was probably made in China, too. I just work with what I got.
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Feb 19, 2016 14:58
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When I see people with the half shaved hair style it reminds me of a cautionary tail about a girl who was half scalped by a lathe when her long hair, which she hadn't tied back, got caught in whatever was being worked on and the machine yanked it so hard it tore off the skin as well. So I sometimes wince when I see people doing their hair like that, and not always because I think the person looks like a god damned tool.
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Feb 20, 2016 02:14
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ghostter posted:dont sign ur posts........ haha anyways..... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bndv-CiD4A Is this supposed to mean something? Actually don't answer that, I don't care. I hope your homemade tattoos gave you hepatitis. symbolic posted:Dead Kennedys rocked a similar look back in '80
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Feb 20, 2016 03:13
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I have some bad news for Millennials here, and the people who hate them with such diligence. Current generation of young Canadians wealthiest ever: federal study quote:"The current generation of young Canadians is, on average, wealthier than previous generations of young Canadians," says the confidential report, though with some cautionary notes. If you're nearly 30, broke and living with your parents you're an even bigger gently caress up than we thought. Sorry. Don't worry too much though, I'm sure the actual report itself is full of massaged figures like averaging the super wealthy trust fund babies out with the legions of destitute and completely fails to take any other factors other than exact dollar amounts into account.
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Feb 25, 2016 01:56
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Uh, he actually taught kindergarten for a year or some poo poo and wrote a stupid book no one read. He basically got into office by name recognition and because his opponents were loving idiots; our political leaders are even sadder than America's. But apparently we're rich, so who cares. I can't wait until this place hits rock bottom and the next generation inherits a wasteland covered in tar and dust while we enjoyed beautiful national parks like Banff.
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Feb 25, 2016 02:02
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Inzombiac posted:That's extreme but not impossible. Someone I know bought a house 15 years ago for under 100K, got lucky to be in the center of a boom and now it's worth 1.3 million. http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/vancouver-teardown-real-estate-1.3449869 Housing costs in our major cities is totally hosed and most young people today can probably look forward to living like serfs in the middle ages. Even if a housing correction comes along it'll likely gently caress up the rest of the economy and they still won't be able to afford poo poo. Wanna own a home? Hope you like living in scenic Sudbury or Winnipeg.
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Feb 25, 2016 04:18
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Look if people can't be assed to rinse out a bowl after eating cereal then how do you think they'll feel about cleaning up a shitload of cooking utensils, cups and pots? Just dump all the ingredients into a single pot after you eyed them, shake the pot a bit in a feeble attempt to mix poo poo together, take a picture of the ensuing grease fire for your Instagram account then order a pizza when the fire department has left. That's how you cook.
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Madcosby posted:who the gently caress needs advice on how to pack lunch in 2016 aaaahahahahahaaaa froward posted:"Becoming disabled by choice, not chance: ‘Transabled’ people feel like impostors in their fully working bodies" Body Integrity Identity Disorder has been under study for several decades and its rebranding as "transabled' is just more evidence of the normalization of harmful mental disorders by people desperately trying to look inclusive and enabling this kind of behaviour. I do love this paragraph though: “They tend to see transabled people as dishonest people, people who try to steal resources from the community, people who would be disrespectful by denying or fetishizing or romanticizing disability reality,” Baril says, adding people in both transgender and disabled circles tend to make judgmental or prejudicial statements about transabled people. “Each try to distance themselves.” It's like they took a quick look at what's happened to the queer community with people slapping '-sexual' to the end of everything over the past few years and are just preemptively telling them to gently caress off. I honestly couldn't think of a more offensive thing to say to someone who has been paralyzed by an illness or accident than to tell them I wish I was as disabled as they are. As if they wouldn't kill you in a heartbeat if it meant getting the use of their legs or arms back.
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Mar 2, 2016 03:44
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Dorkopotamis posted:For a thread about JPGs this thread contains very few JPGs. Fine.  This is the third image on GIS after typing in "millennials failing". Noticed the implied sexist microagressions as the white dude above is just kicking back, enjoying being rich while doing nothing and the woman here is clearly facing some sort of problem and can't just coast through life by virtue of the fact that she (probably) doesn't have testes.
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I have an analog wrist watch I wear daily, because I like it and don't want to have to keep reaching into my pockets every time I want to glance at the time. I don't own a wall clock because I am literally surrounded by other clocks; my computers, the DVD/Bluray player, the cable box, stove, microwave, clock-radio, etc. Clocks are on everything these days. I don't need another, separate clock.Frosted Flake posted:Having spent some time around Disability activists, they push back really hard against being called handicapped. There's a new narrative that disability is you guessed it a social construct and if society was just more accepting and used the right language there would be no difference between a deaf/blind/crazy person and everyone else. These are the kinds of people that suggest going off meds if it makes you "live your truth" and feel good. If you feel good, it can't be bad to go off meds, it's societies fault for making you feel bad, why conform to society? These are the people that have real problems with implants restoring sight and hearing as well as new meds possibly curing mental illnesses. Every community has their weird extremists reactionary clique, that's hardly unusual. People having been looked down on and/or pitied most of their lives become bitter and react by going with "no you're the freak!!!" as a counter to what society has thrown at them. I saw it a lot when I was involved in gay activist bullshit when I was younger as well. Doesn't make it any less stupid though and it's hardly the majority opinion in most communities.
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Mar 2, 2016 05:50
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TheMostFrench posted:Jesus loving christ please end the world. Tiny 50x50 pixel characters which don't even have faces or any gender defining features are making me feel oppressed and unrepresented. I watched about 15 seconds of that video before seeing the logo for 'Always' brand feminine hygiene products. Was this not just some lovely viral marketing video from P&G looking to get into the wallets of gullable morons? They pulled a similar stunt last year with their #LikeAGirl campaign and got a lot of praise for jumping on the identity politics bandwagon to turn a buck. I'm sure this giant multinational has only your best interest in mind. Don't drink the Kool-aid folks.
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Mar 3, 2016 16:54
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blugu64 posted:Uphill in the snow both ways When I was in high school the neighbourhood I lived in and the school I attanded were on opposite sides of a ravine so I actually did have to walk uphill on both my way to and from school. I had shoes though because my parents weren't some broke rear end Millennials. The sidewalks were also usually plowed in the winter.
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Mar 7, 2016 20:38
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I cant wait till we get to 'rediscover' and experience the Great Depression all over again. I've always been a fan of early and mid 20th century history anyway.
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Mar 14, 2016 20:52
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5er posted:These assholes are going to be in charge over the next 30 to 40 years. Meditate on that. Hum, something tells me we won't have to worry about that...  In all seriousness though - shitheads like that and the people bitching about tranny erasure won't be the ones in charge. The Millennials who were smart enough to clue in on how the system works and figure out how to play people like a piano will be the ones calling the shots. Then anyone left will starve to death when global warming destroys what's left of the environment and the ultra rich retreat to their heavily fortified domed cities.
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Mar 16, 2016 00:19
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Cut off your beard and glue it to your head. Problem solved. It works for Trump, millions of people love him.
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Darth123123 posted:No Yeah the last one looks like she's actually putting effort into maintaining her appearance. The other two just look like failures who can't be bothered to dress themselves.
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