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DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Robot Pride posted:

http://www.businessinsider.com/is-the-bronut-the-new-cronut-2015-6

Why are we letting blogs rename foods?

# ¿ Oct 11, 2015 16:17

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# ¿ May 9, 2024 21:15

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

TheWhiteNightmare posted:

You have to actually dig in to cut through an artery, you don't "slit your throat" by just cutting the skin

Your grandmother's friend killed that dude.

Or that dude was majorly depressed and/or trapped in a nightmare relationship.

# ¿ Oct 11, 2015 21:13

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

uh, i got my first real job when i was like 13 or 14, which would mean 2002 is working age (unless the government made some new laws or something)

lol those jobs go to people in their 60s now

# ¿ Oct 13, 2015 02:49

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

You guys have a lot of opinions on poo poo that ain't worth giving a poo poo about.

# ¿ Oct 15, 2015 22:50

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

this is the type of millenial that names their kid Leh-Dash-Uh.

Literally never happened.

# ¿ Oct 16, 2015 01:09

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

EugeneJ posted:

https://www.linkedin.com/in/ladashawilson

Hey, that's a reasonably spelled name and not "Luh-dash-uh" or "l-a".

GOOD FIND!

# ¿ Oct 16, 2015 01:26

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

You Are A Elf posted:

Nick the Dick?

That's Keaton. God drat Millenials.

# ¿ Oct 16, 2015 05:34

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

You Are A Elf posted:

Brush up on your Adrian Zmed filmography, son.

Also, not a Millennial. Get off my lawn

All I'm saying is that Tom loving Hanks wasn't in Mr. Mom and it's an atrocious insult to the body of work that Michael Keaton has developed from Jack Frost to Multiplicity.

# ¿ Oct 16, 2015 05:57

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

You got lovely made-up acquaintances.

# ¿ Oct 16, 2015 17:30

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

I thought it was Bastion?

Anyway, name your kid whatever you want. I went to grade school with a girl whose last name was Butts so obviously we can't even get last names right.

# ¿ Oct 16, 2015 18:00

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

kids just look douchey now because cameras are so much better and easier to use. put a flash, 1/60 shutter speed and an orange date stamp on that photo and suddenly it's ok.

# ¿ Oct 17, 2015 01:31

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Mad Monk posted:

Yeah, looks like a still shot from a McDonald's commercial to me.

You can tell from the look in their eyes that they're ordering Dominos, though.

# ¿ Oct 21, 2015 16:58

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Who the gently caress are any of those people

# ¿ Oct 22, 2015 00:17

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

NESguerilla posted:

Is this some build up so you can tell us about how you don't watch Game of Thrones?

I dunno I only use text based interfaces.

Tell me about jpgs.

# ¿ Oct 22, 2015 00:49

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

No I honestly didn't know who they were sorry. The only person I recognize from got is Sean Bean.

I watch tv and poo poo, I'm not One Of Those. I just don't have HBO.

# ¿ Oct 22, 2015 05:47

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Justin Tyme posted:

I met the first no-poo poo millenial.jpg tumblr-prime person recently. We hit it off because we both enjoyed Tim and Eric but they ended up being 100% loving insufferable and embarassing to take into public. They had a severe drinking problem yet lamented how they couldn't afford internet and lived in a shithole apartment and basically blamed society for everyone's problems and did that faux-intellectual thing where they talked poo poo on Bernie Sanders because THE WHOLE SYSTEM IS TRASH!! also they admitted to whoring themselves out to get hard drugs welp there's my millenial story gbs thanks for reading

The fact that you purposefully avoided using a gender pronoun annoys the gently caress out of me

# ¿ Oct 29, 2015 01:15

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

It's funny you guys keep saying it's a mom but I'm picturing a dad made this sign. Look at that clip art I mean come on.

# ¿ Oct 31, 2015 03:49

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Tarkus posted:

Vsauce posted a video on this topic today. Strangely enough, it's quite interesting. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LD0x7ho_IYc

i like this style of video because it's like he pops up from blowing me every 40 seconds or so

# ¿ Nov 2, 2015 00:46

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

nomadologique posted:

out of place guy laughing in the top corner

POINT OUT THE OTHER THINGS I MISSED

# ¿ Nov 4, 2015 04:28

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

nomadologique posted:

want to kiss him w my mouth very wide open so part of his beard goes in the corner

whoa. you're def going to get a few wisps of his dome hair though.

# ¿ Nov 6, 2015 06:56

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

a happy snowman posted:

Born '69, so 46, max the gently caress out of your 401k, and pay your credit cards off every month

So just don't be a loving idiot?

# ¿ Nov 8, 2015 18:52

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Don't do it it's a trap

# ¿ Nov 9, 2015 05:41

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Sappo569 posted:

Him and Uli should hook up

Oh god I got to the end, his car has a rat rod style shifter (it's a nissan)

His ear lobes. That's how you can tell you hated him 10 years ago too.

E: Regarding his diabetes, he just put the words "you're supposed to watch what you eat" in air quotes. And then he said "allegedly". Diabetes is pretty basic medicine at this point afaik

DR FRASIER KRANG fucked around with this message at 07:07 on Nov 9, 2015

# ¿ Nov 9, 2015 07:03

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

yea well it makes sense. i saw a teen male with moobs eating an ice cream cone at a starbucks (they don't sell ice cream...) and i was not impressed.

# ¿ Nov 9, 2015 16:01

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Dave Concepcion posted:

well, I found just that so yay me I guess

yeah me too. affordable Seattle real estate isn't a myth. i've seen it.

the sick thing about being an illenial is you're always the exception to the rule.

# ¿ Nov 9, 2015 19:34

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Clockwerk posted:

I'm intrigued, how do we go about finding it? Everything I've seen so far has been crazy expensive

Just wait for the next bubble pop. We bought in 2012 right at the bottom.

Buying during a boom is like buying a 1st gen Apple product. Dumb.

# ¿ Nov 9, 2015 20:52

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

mr. mephistopheles posted:

lol, prices are probably at least another year from peaking and the last peak was in 2006 before it started to decline so you're basically telling people to just wait another 7-8 years to buy a house

like just put one of the most basic accepted milestones in the progression of your adult life on hold for another decade

this generation is so hosed

that's life I guess? Or is it not cool to tell a willenial that life ain't fair?

Our parents bought houses when they were 23. We buy houses when we turn 30. It's how it goes.

E: also my parents' first home purchase was a tiny shitbox. By contrast, the first home I bought as an adult will be the last one I need to buy so long as I don't change cities.

DR FRASIER KRANG fucked around with this message at 11:00 on Nov 10, 2015

# ¿ Nov 10, 2015 10:51

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

neonbregna posted:

Lol if you don't realize buying a house is the same as participating in a Ponzi scheme

lol at dying alone in a rented one bedroom apartment

# ¿ Nov 10, 2015 17:20

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

P-Mack posted:

80 people sharing a common room no one uses seems more efficient than the traditional American route of building 80 detached single family homes with their own extra bedroom that no one uses.

that's the guest room you actually use exclusively for sex because your actual bed is super squeaky (can't wake the baby with yr plowing) and this ikea poo poo is rock solid.

# ¿ Nov 11, 2015 02:29

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

literally everyone i know who is a cpa (ok one guy) is boring af

ipso facto, accounting IS boring

# ¿ Nov 12, 2015 03:58

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude

# ¿ Nov 12, 2015 06:00

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

no joke when i saw that movie as a kid i thought that "dickhead" was a role people actively tried to fill in high school.

then i got to high school and realized that's absolutely true.

# ¿ Nov 12, 2015 06:09

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Grand Prize Winner posted:

The generation before them was even harder. The Greatest Generation were kids in 1929; their parents were the ones who had to see them through our worst decade of the 20th century. The folks who fought through the depression were tough.

Yeah but the same people who fought in WWII were children during the Great Depression. The kids that survived that time are the hardest motherfuckers of all.

# ¿ Nov 14, 2015 02:04

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

DreamShipWrecked posted:

So is it just a rich boy thing that they have everything done for them and therefore feel immasculated, and feel the need to grow the beard and have MAN RAZORS and MAN CLOTHES and MAN WINE

I don't understand what's wrong with just being a wimpy boy dude and owning that poo poo.

# ¿ Nov 23, 2015 05:10

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

A Strange Aeon posted:

How does silver detect poison? Never heard of that, but sounds pretty interesting.

Also, yeah, everyone thinks they're better off than they are--that they belong in the next class up. So they spend their money on poo poo that those kinds of people would buy.

lol if you weren't aware of this since like sixth grade when you read Huck Finn

BeanpolePeckerwood posted:

�patrimonial capitalism� in action!

this is good

# ¿ Nov 23, 2015 20:00

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

http://i.imgur.com/EVsomAF.gifv

Pro Tip: Break in your boots before going on your Cranberry Frolic so you don't accidentally kick yourself into a pool of fruit. Also: Make sure you secure your glasses, Poindexter.

# ¿ Nov 25, 2015 21:51

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

lol at millenials that can't figure out how to marry a sugardaddy/momma

# ¿ Nov 26, 2015 04:18

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

heh, still lives at home too

# ¿ Nov 26, 2015 06:01

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/roo/5336984725.html

well holy poo poo

# ¿ Nov 30, 2015 06:48

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# ¿ May 9, 2024 21:15

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Who is the morose motherfucker who does the Writer's Almanac?

I swear to god every loving day at 2:45 it's like someone slipped me a barbiturate.

# ¿ Dec 2, 2015 21:05

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