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Ocean Book posted:i feel like a lot of millenial hate is misdirected hate that should be at smartphones, which are a force of evil and a virus that has invaded all living generations at this point.  But even if you could somehow implant smartphone/internet technology onto previous generations to see what teenagers would do with it, I can't imagine any of them would do anything as tone-deaf as this: 
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Aug 26, 2015 06:15
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This is how I know I'm old and/or not a narcissist: it would never ever occur to me to take a picture of myself. That would be like saying something only you think is witty, laughing at what you just said and then high-fiving yourself. Now do that every 30 seconds.
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Aug 26, 2015 08:50
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circ dick soleil posted:durrr at least i know how outlook works *breaks hip* You seem like a nice young fella. Maybe you could help me download the internet. (There's a Werther's in it for you)
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Aug 26, 2015 08:53
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they're all texting each other
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Aug 31, 2015 04:01
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Mr.Pibbleton posted:The murder rate is the lowest it's been in over 50 years because millennials are lazy. Although that might be because you used to be able to cut off someone's head and hands and dump them in the middle of the town square and they'd never be identified. Thanks to forensic science and police procedurals on TV, we now know that if you leave a single molecule of evidence you'll get caught. Who has the time to plan a flawless murder?
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Sep 14, 2015 04:15
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Sep 18, 2015 03:48
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a lot of effeminate lumberjacks itt
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Sep 19, 2015 03:24
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Watch the vid to see middle-aged sportscasters mercilessly harassing a sorority. http://m.mlb.com/video/topic/21753540/v511523483/colari-fans-are-having-a-blast-taking-some-selfies 
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Oct 3, 2015 19:43
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Automatic Slim posted:I'm rethinking that whole Peeple thing. Shameless humiliation of the dead. 
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Oct 5, 2015 03:54
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Man those kids sure had style!
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Oct 5, 2015 20:03
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everyone knows that those horribly ugly shiny down vests that look like either the wearer put it on inside-out or the manufacturer forgot to finish making it is the new fleece
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Oct 6, 2015 05:22
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If the garbage product you're selling is something people don't want: rename, rebrand and repackage the same garbage until you've convinced the public it's something they do want.
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Oct 9, 2015 14:47
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Ladies, if your man takes longer than you to get dressed, dump him.
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Oct 10, 2015 05:10
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TwitchCannon posted:http://www.wtsp.com/story/news/local/2015/10/12/florida-woman-periscopes-her-drunken-crash/73820710/ One day, someone will create a smilie with the themes of "florida" and "disappointment". And that will be a glorious day.
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Oct 13, 2015 16:36
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Mad Monk posted:"We call ourselves the freedom hikers" the most punchable voice 
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Oct 14, 2015 15:23
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naming my kid qwertyuiop
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Oct 17, 2015 02:01
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Cowman posted:There's a girl at my work named Nokia. Another one named Arial (Not sure on the spelling). If she's skinny you should call her Arial Narrow. If she's short you should call her Arial Condensed.
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Oct 19, 2015 07:10
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Darth123123 posted:Idg that either.... listen all y'all it's a 54807463
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Oct 29, 2015 22:36
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My child is allergic to carrots! CHECK YOUR NUT PRIVILEGE Obligatory https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEb5a-I0kyg&t=38s
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Oct 30, 2015 20:06
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Why are you posting millenial jpegs? This is now the Candy Of The Elderly thread.
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Nov 3, 2015 22:59
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Radio du Cambodge posted:http://montreal.ctvnews.ca/st-henri-vandal-attacks-seen-as-response-to-gentrification-1.2389967 This is a smart business owner because his juice bar serves double duty as a medical research lab.
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Nov 24, 2015 08:29
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Grand Prize Winner posted:I don't know what the big deal is, we murdered them fair and square so now we get to wear their hats 
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Nov 24, 2015 21:23
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LegoPirateNinja posted:oh come on. they need jobs first. Boomers thought they'd be able to retire at 65. Then the age for full benefits was raised to 67. Soon it will be 70. By the time you're ready to retire it could be 75 or the system could be completely bankrupt.
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Nov 26, 2015 19:44
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Stinky_Pete posted:owning DVDs is not a hobby maybe not, but obsessing over slipcovers is
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Dec 10, 2015 23:56
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DreamShipWrecked posted:Everyone I know that wears a watch does so for sentimental reasons (gift from loved one, grandfather left it to them, etc). What is the point of getting random watches monthly To wear them ironically in the age of cellphones, of course.
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Dec 11, 2015 22:26
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what a vivid imagination
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Dec 15, 2015 05:27
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Haier posted:
You guys won't be laughing when you starve to death through the brutal winter and this dork emerges in spring, spry and healthy from all the nuts stored in his cheeks.
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Dec 17, 2015 07:06
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Follow these simple instructions to build a soundproof sex barrier out of toilet paper rolls.
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Dec 17, 2015 17:59
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That dude is trans. And by trans I mean translucent.
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Dec 17, 2015 21:37
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EugeneJ posted:Dexys Midnight Tweeters A neck bandana would almost be an improvement.
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Dec 21, 2015 15:23
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mr. mephistopheles posted:99% chance its just pomade and his hair isn't hard at all This is not the look of a Dapper Dan man. Clearly he uses FOP.
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Dec 21, 2015 21:20
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Mariana Horchata posted:if i still remember how to dance the Macarena does that mean i might not be millennial?? Not far back enough. Try this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mOY2eWO2qw
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Dec 23, 2015 16:37
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Darth123123 posted:I wish all social media would collapse. Don't fret. Soon we will all go back to ignoring one another, as God intended.
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Dec 30, 2015 18:19
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Shayu posted:I like your poem but I do not understand the meaning. shayu has never done the humpty hump
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Dec 31, 2015 04:01
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Take away the phone and the liquid sheetcake and this is the coolest-looking young person I've seen for a very long time.
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Jan 1, 2016 23:14
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Zzulu posted:this dude looks really weird punchability off the charts
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Jan 5, 2016 07:17
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opus111 posted:take a drink every time you read the word 'awesome'. In the phrase "hire someone to do everything for you so you have more time to be awesome", the term "be awesome" actually means "be lazy and accomplish nothing".
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Jan 11, 2016 20:24
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Shunkymonky posted:My favourite part of that story is that they grew beards to make themselves appear to be authentic men of chocolate Normally I detest fraud, but I must applaud these dapper gentlemen for convincing idiots to pay 4x market value for a fake "chocolate experience" they could have had at WalMart.
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symbolic posted:brianna is kind of normal but "briahna"? half brianna, half piranha
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