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This is from a while back, but my buddy I used to live with went hogwild with all this modern distinguished gentleman bullshit, and I remember one day he went out and spent $400 on this ridiculous straight razor getup, including the leather strap and the brush that the guy is using in the video. I told him he was out of his mind and he gave me some speech about how this was much better than dumb modern razors etc. even though he had never used a straight razor in his life. I also told him that the shave brush I used cost like 8 dollars at Safeway and I didn't understand why his was $150 and girlfriend said "yours isn't badger hair. it's not going to give you as good of a shave". He immediately went in the bathroom to try out his new stuff and cut the ever loving poo poo out of his face with the straight razor. he straight up screamed "fuucckk!!" like 3 times while shaving and came out with these huge cuts all over his face. He never used it again and the store wouldn't take it back because he used it once. I feel bad making fun of them because they are good friends of mine and are overall rad, but holy poo poo you could sell them the stupidest bullshit with a couple of buzzwords. They were both broke and still spent unfathomable amounts of money on the dumbest snake oil products. He would refuse to drink my store brand coffee and insist on his "artisanal" brand, so sometimes I would use my store brand anyways without telling him and he never noticed.
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The placebo effect is powerful and people will pay top dollar to look better than others. 90% of fancy poo poo is snake oil for suckers.
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Oct 10, 2015 01:03
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When miracle Whip "is in a sandwich you know it" because the sandwich is ruined.
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Oct 10, 2015 01:16
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It's actually super hip right now to use those things if you are 25. I still use the mach 3 handle that gillette sent me on my 18th birthday. If you get that reference you are actually old.
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Oct 10, 2015 09:50
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Uncle Enzo posted:Ok that's cool and all but what that means is that you've been massively overpaying for razor blades for a really loving long time I have had a full beard for over a decade so I just shave my neck with the Mach 3 and a blade lasts me 3 months. My annual blade cost is about 20 bucks. Possibly less. I have nothing against old school safety razors, I was responding to the dude who assumed only old people use them. veni veni veni fucked around with this message at 20:11 on Oct 10, 2015 |
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Oct 10, 2015 20:08
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Those things hurt like hell and I don't even have sensitive skin.
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Oct 11, 2015 19:41
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lemonslol posted:macbooks are milenial af. What if my MacBook is old enough to be in elementary school? Or does that just make me poor probably.
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Oct 13, 2015 00:43
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Double cheeseburger? I'd hit it.
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Oct 13, 2015 20:52
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I always thought Latrine would be a nice name for a girl.
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Oct 16, 2015 01:01
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If that's who I think it is it's probably safe to assume that kid is a douche and it's not due to technology.
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Oct 17, 2015 01:59
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Frostwerks posted:who do you think it is I don't even know why I said "I think". It's obviously Elliot Rodger. And actually he was probably a douche due to technology. Not flashes and lens flares though.
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Oct 18, 2015 18:46
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Accretionist posted:Not much. He started from the bottom now he's here.
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Oct 18, 2015 20:42
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Seems like most of the short dudes I know irl do fine. It's mainly whiny internet babies that act like it's worse than being black in the 60's. Maybe projecting insecurity isn't attractive? You probably need thick skin though because people love making short guy jokes.
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Oct 18, 2015 22:08
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It def makes doggy style sort of awkward.
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Oct 19, 2015 03:58
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He looks like he would be hanging out with the cast of Girls.
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Oct 19, 2015 20:07
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Poor John Snow. I bet the ladies can't stand him.
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Oct 21, 2015 23:49
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Is this some build up so you can tell us about how you don't watch Game of Thrones?
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Oct 22, 2015 00:39
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second-hand smegma posted:i dont watch game of thrones. i watched that red wedding episode and the show seemed dumb. /storyoftheday  I know. When I read that guys post, I was actually thinking "this sounds like something Smegma would say before he tells me Game of Thrones is dumb"
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Oct 22, 2015 03:56
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at dumbasses that put (official) in front of videos of themselves watching a commercial
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Oct 22, 2015 20:54
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This shirt is pretty good though. Reminds me of this one I always kind of wanted. 
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Oct 22, 2015 23:14
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Plus Wikipedia/google is full of misinformation and if my Facebook feed is any indication, people believe whatever they read with roughly zero critical thought.
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Oct 24, 2015 03:51
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second-hand smegma posted:that's actually my millennial trap card you just stepped on  
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Oct 24, 2015 04:01
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I only buy products made in idaho
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Oct 24, 2015 09:17
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d0s posted:the second thing actually, they have rich parents Isn't that basically 100% of brooklyn right now?
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Oct 24, 2015 22:47
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gently caress yeah
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Oct 27, 2015 02:01
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KoRMaK posted:She aint interested in anyone postin in this thread That would depend on what floor she's on probably.
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Oct 27, 2015 02:16
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Al Nipper posted:also stole his gimmick from Eric Wareheim Also clearly just traced the source images so illustrator is a bit of a stretch.
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Oct 28, 2015 06:55
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That was like trying to read Chinese. Isn't that show supposed to be for 6 year olds anyways?
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Oct 28, 2015 07:32
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No calling everything problematic has been some Tumblr poo poo for a while. This hamburger is problematic because it's too small. They knew I would want a bigger hamburger. Was this intended to be fat shaming?
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Oct 29, 2015 02:19
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AlphaKeny1 posted:at 6 mins he hits the nail on the head. anime hosed up elliot's life. I'd be shocked if there was one mass murderer in the last decade that wasn't super into anime. Maybe the ptsd military guy.
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Oct 29, 2015 06:14
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I googled pjis492 and it lead me to this guys twitter. Some Beiberesqe heart throb as far as I can tell. https://twitter.com/pjcricket492
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Oct 30, 2015 00:19
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Imao the female partner is 100% "I dunno, maybe" and the only difference between dad and friend is that the dad has a bigger dick that hangs to the left.
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Oct 30, 2015 02:41
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I'm not gonna let that thing tell me I can't touch my dads boobs.
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Oct 30, 2015 02:44
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I'm seeing a lot of insufferable people use the words "do not" in a very commanding way these days. Also "devastated" but that's already been pointed out.
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Oct 31, 2015 02:53
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How would you even describe the texture of a necco wafer? Compressed Pepto Bismol maybe? I agree they are pretty good once you get past how weird they are. I doubt any kid on earth likes them though. "ooh what is this strawberry? Oh wait it's potpourri"
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Nov 3, 2015 02:45
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Lol this same derail already happened in this thread. How bout them necco wafers guys?
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Nov 4, 2015 08:14
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I really want to see a picture of that guy who immediately shows up in every thread to have a tantrum after someone makes a short joke.
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Nov 4, 2015 21:00
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Is this supposed to be some sort of posture thing? I think he just said "i've got some meth" and she turned around.
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Nov 5, 2015 02:36
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diabeetz posted:hot new man bun This is the exact cut every kid that sold weed in my highschool had in the late 90's. Especially the ones you could tell had a really rough home life. We called it a stoner cut.
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notZaar posted:Wealthy people do, that's what I was lamenting about my life. Isn't a really fancy rear end suit like 3 or 4k tops? I'm sure $10000 suits exist but I don't think most rich people are wearing them.
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