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yeah actually they will
I'd like to hear the BYOB opinion on walking outside at evening after a rain and there are snails on the ground - good or bad? Avoid the snails or no? techniques?

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bacalou


take pictures of the snails

bacalou


if you take a picture of a snail you can wait six months, then look at the picture and think wow this is one dead-rear end snail

Full-Bodied Flavor

dont kill the snails

Lil Cunty


the worst is when you're walking your dog in the dark and suddenly POP-crunch


ty crap

ty landy

bacalou


when i was little we used to ride the snails

bacalou


very little

fema crisis actor

bweee-ooo-eee-ooo-eee-ooo

bacalou posted:

when i was little we used to ride the snails


ty bacalou!

fuck. marry. t-rex

oogle their tits



the unabonger

bacalou posted:

when i was little we used to ride the snails

Bwee

weird

by zen death robot

bacalou posted:

when i was little we used to ride the snails

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dumb crambo
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!

bacalou posted:

when i was little we used to ride the snails

Pomp

by Fluffdaddy
I move the snails off the sidewalk to safe places

nignog.wav

by Nyc_Tattoo

no they will not posted:

I'd like to hear the BYOB opinion on walking outside at evening after a rain and there are snails on the ground - good or bad? Avoid the snails or no? techniques?

I took a picture of a snail once, I'll try to find it

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by Nyc_Tattoo
here I found it

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by Nyc_Tattoo
taken on my iPhone 6 (TM)

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Qwerinty

by zen death robot
snails have scientifically proven rain is not angels crying

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Luvcow

One day nearer spring
please do not taunt the snails :ohdear:

fuck. marry. t-rex

Rain is when snails leave wet trails in the air

Piso Mojado

bacalou posted:

when i was little we used to ride the snails

Pedantra

by Lowtax
im a snail with human tits

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DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

gently caress. marry. t-rex posted:

Rain is when snails leave wet trails in the air
Consnails :tinfoil:

vapoursquid

none other
god save the snails


GEExCEE

Pedantra posted:

im a snail with human tits

Hey... a/s/l?

Gazpacho

by Fluffdaddy

no they will not posted:

I'd like to hear the BYOB opinion on walking outside at evening after a rain and there are snails on the ground - good or bad? Avoid the snails or no? techniques?
dont avoid them, walk up and say hi

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BeanBandit

Beanbandit?
Son of a bitch!
all life is precious, op

Casio_knight

i like to wait behind snails after the rain and get increasingly frustrated then gently push them away so i can keep walking

Casio_knight

please never tap on the side of a snails shell to get their attention

Theglavwen

Frankly, I don't know anyone who likes Chinese bronzes, but I have one of the finest collections in the country.
Snails are actually one of the fastest creatures on the planet. Anytime you see a snail, it's already too late: the ones that look slow are just decoys to distract you while some normal speed ones get all crazy behind your back.

Theglavwen

Frankly, I don't know anyone who likes Chinese bronzes, but I have one of the finest collections in the country.
No snail has ever been cooked. People think they're eating escargot, but it's all a prank, the snails zip away right before processing and switch in 'gag snail' at the last attosecond. Nobody has ever determined what 'gag snail' really is, because the snails replace all the lab reports, but the snails think it's really funny.

Mapparu

they just want to get to point a to point b. leave them alone

Rodatose

corn, corn, corn
if you see a snail, it's not too late. you can cram the runny yolk back inside the shell and then get it to the nest it fell out of, and it still might be able to hatch into a baby bird

A LOVELY LAD

Hey man, wanna hear a secret?



HOld the snales and run real fast then drop them off on the way back

Casio_knight

work ahead of the snails and lay a tiny asphalt road with markings and roadsigns for safety

in congested areas use a roundabout but you still have to be there to ticket unsafe drivers

Casio_knight fucked around with this message at 09:54 on Aug 29, 2015

Casio_knight

make sure your far enough ahead so the road is cooled down when they drive it though

Senior Management



Snails are deadly please be careful https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conus

:jerry:

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


I worry about the snails

fuck. marry. t-rex

snails are byob



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Luvcow

One day nearer spring
there are few things as magical and beautiful than the sparkle of glistening snails in the grass after a summer rain

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