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December Octopodes

Christmas is coming
the squid is getting fat!
i've seen lots of both? it just depends, one carries it's house and contributes to snailciety and the other is a homeless vagabond going anyway the wind blows


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MrWillsauce

I think I'm more of a snail, but I yearn to be a slug, you know?



MrWillsauce

on the inside, I mean



DOPE FIEND KILLA G

MrWillsauce posted:

I think I'm more of a snail, but I yearn to be a slug, you know?

please don't romanticize homelessness please and thank you

MrWillsauce

jeez I didn't mean to put salt in the wound



Barco Fiesta




a fantasy of olives
it is good to look at the snails, contemplate the snails, wonder at the snails, and watch the snails do their thing, but you must not interfere by touching the snails

Nosfereefer

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but what if you wish to become the snails?

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Barco Fiesta




a fantasy of olives
you can do that if you want but always do it with love in ur <3

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

i have a compulsive need to cover myself completely in snails. i have a cover up story i tell my friends, that their sludge had restorative powers for my skin, but i think they all know the truth, that it's just something I'm into

Nosfereefer

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DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:

i have a compulsive need to cover myself completely in snails. i have a cover up story i tell my friends, that their sludge had restorative powers for my skin, but i think they all know the truth, that it's just something I'm into

same, but im trying to achieve a symbiosis which will extend my life to the point where my 10000 year plan for humanity can be carried out

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MrWillsauce

is that even legal?



SniperWoreConverse



So sick of this nanny state bs, first you ban human-mollusc symbiotes, what's next!? My guns??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

MrWillsauce

it is illegal for a snail to own a gun in obama's america



SniperWoreConverse



Don't tread on me. Castle doctrine. -- a true patriot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

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DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
You'll get my slugs - one at a time

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