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U2's my favorite band because no one I know even has them listed on Facebook.
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I'll be the only guy in the hip retirement home with a sick tribal
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Aug 27, 2015 03:35
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*putting $50 in the jukebox to play Nickelback* i'll have a milk, please. no, just the one.
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Aug 27, 2015 03:47
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*puts four cans of tuna in the jukebox*
 
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i love my tv
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- Bread Set Jettison
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Handlebar mustaches but Im a cop so its not a joke
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buys a windows laptop, drinks only starbucks
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Aug 27, 2015 04:35
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corn, corn, corn
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Goes to job, is mindful of staying on task so employer won't be paying you for nothing
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Aug 27, 2015 05:01
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corn, corn, corn
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wears grandma glasses with a giant note taped to them which reads "I DID NOt BUY THESE. THESE WERE MY DEAR DEAD NANA'S AND I AM ONLY WEARING THEM BECAUSE I AM VERY POOR; IF I HAD MY SAY I WOULD HAVE ANOTHER TYPE NOT OF THIS GAUCHE FASHION"
Rodatose fucked around with this message at 05:15 on Aug 27, 2015
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sincerity is in
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*puts four cans of tuna in the jukebox*
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I eat out 2 butts a day
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don't worry, I use raw honey
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if someone asks me if i like something i say 'yes'
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I live on a boat because I've sailed my entire life and enjoy the experience.
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Aug 27, 2015 14:23
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- bird.
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*puts four cans of tuna in the jukebox*
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Aug 27, 2015 16:54
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ironic
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Aug 27, 2015 16:58
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the most transcendent form of irony is sincerity without embarrassment or pretense.
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*is stupid and happy everyday*
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the most transcendent form of irony is sincerity without embarrassment or pretense.
a couple get married, live a long life with a fulfilling and loving relationship. at 90 years old, one is on their deathbed. surrounded by friends and loved ones, they croak out their final words. "I was being ironic the entire time, idiot. owned lol" then dies.
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Aug 27, 2015 17:52
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*puts four cans of tuna in the jukebox*
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*is stupid and happy everyday*
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Aug 27, 2015 18:25
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posting pictures of your filthy hovel on facebook with the caption "i live in a hut LOL"
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Aug 27, 2015 18:37
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post-ironic? ok here I go
ironic
edit: this joke was already told no copyright intended peace and love
can you just not fucked around with this message at 02:13 on Aug 28, 2015
I'm an rear end in a top hat who you shouldn't respond to, period.
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Aug 27, 2015 20:57
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i already did that, dummy
smdh
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Aug 28, 2015 01:30
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post-ironic stress syndrome is a very serious thing
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Aug 28, 2015 13:22
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bweee-ooo-eee-ooo-eee-ooo
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a couple get married, live a long life with a fulfilling and loving relationship. at 90 years old, one is on their deathbed. surrounded by friends and loved ones, they croak out their final words. "I was being ironic the entire time, idiot. owned lol" then dies.
ty bacalou!
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Aug 29, 2015 02:01
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sometimes i wear a GG Allin shirt ironically, because he was an idiot woman hating rear end in a top hat with a tiny dick, and people are like "hell yeah gg allin rocks" and i have to explain that i'm only wearing it bc a friend gave it to me and all my other t shirts are dirty or w/e
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Aug 29, 2015 03:58
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* buys a Fjällräven rucksack because it reminds me of grandmum
is this some game of thrones poo poo
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Aug 29, 2015 04:02
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is this some game of thrones poo poo
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Aug 29, 2015 08:43
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- ulvir
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game of thrones is poo poo but that rucksack isn't
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Aug 29, 2015 09:42
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corn, corn, corn
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"Nice to meet you"
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a beautiful, soft meat sack
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sometimes i wear a GG Allin shirt ironically, because he was an idiot woman hating rear end in a top hat with a tiny dick, and people are like "hell yeah gg allin rocks" and i have to explain that i'm only wearing it bc a friend gave it to me and all my other t shirts are dirty or w/e
I agree, dude needed therapy.
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a beautiful, soft meat sack
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