TOXX YOURSELF FOR THE BIG ELECTION

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Ralp: Aug 19, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

DO NOT POST IN THIS THREAD UNLESS YOU WANT TO DELIBERATELY RISK YOUR ACCOUNT BEING BANNED
POST THE NAME OF THE CANDIDATE WHO WILL WIN THE ELECTION. You can also post why you think he or she will win, so long as it is unambiguously clear whom you are choosing.
Do not post more than once in this thread!
Don't edit your post! If the edit message appears on your post I have no choice but to assume you originally toxxed yourself for Adolf Hitler.
YOU WILL BE BANNED if your candidate does not win the general election on 10/19/15.
The only wager allowed is a ban, no probations, no permabans nor forums cancer nor special snowflake community service attention stunts.

Please read the rules carefully! Good luck!

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# ? May 16, 2024 12:47

NotWearingPants: Jan 3, 2006; by Nyc_Tattoo; Nap Ghost

Bernie Sanders, the independent senator from Vermont and self described democratic socialist, will be the next President of the United States of America.

:bernin:

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# ? Aug 28, 2015 01:14

World Famous W: May 25, 2007; BAAAAAAAAAAAA

I'm all in for Bernie Sanders. I'm going to be out a bit of money from predicit if he loses anyways so gently caress it.

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# ? Aug 28, 2015 02:20

huge pile of hamburger: Nov 4, 2009

Bernie loving Sanders :bernget:

E: ralp is a loser. You are alone in this world.

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# ? Aug 28, 2015 03:36

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

I regret that i have but one account to give [and that I already gave it, if ironically] and that it is no longer 2007.

the next president of the United States will be Hillary Clinton

I have literally no idea who she will beat, but it will be sort of close if you squinted and disregarded a fairly large structural advantage the dems have going into 2016. Dems probably won't lose the popular vote, but it will be within 1% either imo. The tipping point state will be Virginia.

Deus Vult.

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# ? Aug 28, 2015 03:44

Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

thomas mulcair will be reelected to parliament

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# ? Aug 28, 2015 03:46

Dahbadu: Aug 22, 2004; Reddit has helpfully advised me that I look like a "15 year old fortnite boi"

Primary:
Sanders
Trump

Edit:

Also, thanks for making this thread!

:patriot:

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# ? Aug 28, 2015 04:36

Health Services: Feb 27, 2009

Paul Dewar wins Ottawa Centre.

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# ? Aug 28, 2015 04:40

Wanamingo: Feb 22, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

I'm toxxing for Hillary, mostly because I like her as a candidate but also because gently caress Bernie Sanders and his fanatical god drat supporters.

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# ? Aug 28, 2015 04:41

Oil!: Nov 5, 2008; Der's e'rl in dem der hills!; Ham Wrangler

I am rooting for Leonna Aglukkaq in the Nunavut district, hopefully breaking that 3,000 vote hurdle and riding that wave to victory.

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# ? Aug 28, 2015 05:02

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

Ralp posted:

YOU WILL BE BANNED if your candidate does not win the general election on 10/19/15.

# ? Aug 28, 2015 05:28

Corsair Pool Boy: Dec 17, 2004; College Slice

Shinjobi posted:

Why would you do this?

HARPER WILL WIN

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# ? Aug 28, 2015 09:02

TEAYCHES: Jun 23, 2002

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

thomas mulcair will be reelected to parliament

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# ? Aug 28, 2015 09:29

spacemang_spliff: Nov 29, 2014; wide pickle

Barack Obama will be POTUS on and after 10/19/15.

well, that's my :toxx:

thanks for reading.

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# ? Aug 28, 2015 14:07

Whiskey Sours: Jan 25, 2014; Weather proof.

Stephen Harper will be elected to the new riding of Calgary Heritage. The Calgary Sun will endorse the Conservatives.

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# ? Aug 28, 2015 14:53

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

Feral_Shofixti posted:

Why would you do this?

HARPER WILL WIN

Because I want a real bloodbath

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# ? Aug 28, 2015 17:19

NEED TOILET PAPER: Mar 22, 2013; by XyloJW

Dear Mr. Ralp,

In accordance with your thread titled "TOXX YOURSELF FOR THE BIG ELECTION" (http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3738738), I would like to "toxx" my account. As such, I would like to be banned should Senator Bernie "Motherfucker" Sanders lose the Democratic Primary election. Thank you for your cooperation.

Best regards,
Forums poster NEED TOILET PAPER, Esq.

PS: :bernget: :bernin:

e:
PPS:

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# ? Aug 28, 2015 18:01

PoizenJam: Dec 2, 2006; Damn!!!
It's PoizenJam!!!

Shinjobi posted:

Keep quiet, this is the Canadians' chance to take over. All the Americans will disappear for toxxing 'Bernie Sanders' on the Canadian election. We shall remake this website in our image, and dub it 'Something Polite'.

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# ? Aug 28, 2015 18:16

Black Numenorean: Nov 23, 2008

for Hillary Clinton becoming the next President of the United States. Not that I don't feel the Bern, it's just I prefer my fantasies to have elves and robots and poo poo.

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# ? Aug 29, 2015 20:21

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

I believe Bernie "MegaHitler" Sanders will become the POTUS in 2016, and the General Secretary of the Central Committee of the CPUSA in 2018.

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# ? Aug 29, 2015 22:13

bunnyofdoom: Mar 29, 2008; I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad!

I am toxxing myself for a Justin Trudeau win :toxx:

# ? Aug 30, 2015 18:30

Dreylad: Jun 19, 2001

I toxx myself for Thomas "The Bear" Mulcair.

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# ? Aug 30, 2015 18:43

eBay Huckster: Jul 26, 2005

Wayne Marston will win re-election in Hamilton East�Stoney Creek :toxx:

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# ? Aug 30, 2015 19:34

Fish Cant Hold Gun: Jul 2, 2015; by Ralp

I'm toxxing myself for Adolf Hitler

# ? Aug 31, 2015 01:26

CLAM DOWN: Feb 13, 2007; nesaM killed Masen

Peter Julian will win the riding of Burnaby--New Westminster :toxx:

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# ? Sep 2, 2015 00:30

StealthArcher: Jan 10, 2010

I'm in fervorous favour of the chance to toxx for Thomas "The Bear" Motherfucker Mulcair.

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# ? Sep 2, 2015 09:28

Stretch Marx: Apr 29, 2008; I'm ok with this.

Toxxing that the NDP won't win New Brunswick. :smith:

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# ? Sep 2, 2015 13:53

midnightclimax: Dec 3, 2011; by XyloJW

that Hillary won't be next POTUS

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# ? Sep 4, 2015 08:10

Solvent: Jan 24, 2013; by Hand Knit

Bernie

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Clap for Tinkerbell. I like my fantasies too. Best when they come true.

Enough haiku.

Don't be a coward.
It's :10bux:

Put your money where your mouth is Sanderistas!

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# ? Sep 7, 2015 19:46

Reaganball Z: Jun 21, 2007; Hybrid children watch the sea Pray for Father, roaming free

Mark Eyking will be reelected to Sydney-Victoria.

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# ? Sep 8, 2015 00:17

illrepute: Dec 30, 2009; by XyloJW

i'm toxxing myself Obama to declare himself god-emperor and begin a third term

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# ? Sep 10, 2015 12:48

GoonGPT: May 26, 2006; Posting for a better future, today!

Nathan Cullen will be re-elected in the riding of Skeena Bulkley Valley praise be unto his name.

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# ? Sep 10, 2015 16:18

crazy eyes mustafa: Nov 30, 2014

Pat Martin will win the Big Election of Winnipeg Centre.

LPC really should have put the Falcon in oh, any other riding.

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# ? Sep 10, 2015 17:14

CommieCatGirl: Jun 26, 2010; by XyloJW

Donald Trump or bust.

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# ? Sep 11, 2015 04:29

itsgrimetime: Mar 21, 2012

BERNIE SANDERS

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# ? Sep 11, 2015 08:41

the bitcoin of weed: Nov 1, 2014

Ban me if bernie sanders is not voted by electoral majority to be the next president of the united states
expert prediction: I will not be banned

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# ? Sep 14, 2015 03:22

Ralp: Aug 19, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Fullhouse posted:

Ban me if bernie sanders is not voted by electoral majority to be the next president of the united states
expert prediction: I will not be banned

You're going to be banned because this thread is for the Canadian Federal Election, I don't understand how people are still falling for this.

# ? Sep 14, 2015 16:35

midnightclimax: Dec 3, 2011; by XyloJW

wtf

# ? Sep 14, 2015 17:47

Dolash: Oct 23, 2008; aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,

gently caress it, Thomas Mulcair for Prime Minister. Maybe it'll be a minority government, maybe a coalition with the liberals despite what Trudeau said (I can understand him not wanting to agree to one before the election because it's an admission that the liberal party is resigned to third place), maybe in my fantasies the NDP seize an outright majority, but however it goes down Harper won't (please, must not) get enough seats to form a government.

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# ? Sep 16, 2015 15:22

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Miltank: Dec 27, 2009; by XyloJW

Nobody cares about your stupid prank

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# ? Sep 16, 2015 16:44

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