TOXX YOURSELF FOR THE BIG ELECTION

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woke wedding drone: Jun 1, 2003; by exmarx; Fun Shoe

Bernie Sanders, though pleasant enough, will never be President partly because his supporters can't keep themselves from blurting out racist things. But mostly because the people of America say "no thank you" to egalitarian principles.

Hillary Clinton will be President.

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# ? Sep 19, 2015 17:03

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# ? May 16, 2024 22:58

NEED TOILET PAPER: Mar 22, 2013; by XyloJW

SedanChair posted:

Bernie Sanders, though pleasant enough, will never be President partly because his supporters can't keep themselves from blurting out racist things. But mostly because the people of America say "no thank you" to egalitarian principles.

Hillary Clinton will be President.

Quotin' for posterity. I can understand getting suckered in the first week or so, but really dude?

# ? Sep 20, 2015 05:11

egg tats: Apr 3, 2010

Miltank posted:

Nobody cares about your stupid prank

What a wierd prediction for MP, I feel like you've picked a long shot, friend.

Tom Mulcair for pm, so I can be depressed and out :10bux:

next month.

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# ? Sep 22, 2015 10:43

Hustle Hound: Oct 21, 2012; all is known

the something awful forums need to usher in a new era of right-wing opinion sharing, so it's a good thing this thread exists because there isn't a loving chance in hell that bernie will win the election.

since there are about 20 billion presidential candidates, the frontrunners of which are toupee devil and woman who is not good with computer, i am going to toxx for Martin O'Malley so as not to accidentally read anything about the election on these forums while it is happening. and if o'malley does make it past the primaries, that will be pretty good, but i think he is too good of a candidate to be up for grabs in 2016.

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# ? Sep 27, 2015 17:20

Bryter: Nov 6, 2011; but since we are small we may-
uh, we may be the losers

Hustle Hound posted:

the something awful forums need to usher in a new era of right-wing opinion sharing, so it's a good thing this thread exists because there isn't a loving chance in hell that bernie will win the election.

Very true. Not exactly a bold prediction, seeing as there is no "Bernie" in the running, but very true nonetheless.

# ? Sep 28, 2015 02:42

Whiskey Sours: Jan 25, 2014; Weather proof.

Hustle Hound posted:

since there are about 20 billion presidential candidates, the frontrunners of which are toupee devil and woman who is not good with computer, i am going to toxx for Martin O'Malley so as not to accidentally read anything about the election on these forums while it is happening. and if o'malley does make it past the primaries, that will be pretty good, but i think he is too good of a candidate to be up for grabs in 2016.

Not a bad bet, considering Martin O'Malley is just as likely to be elected President of Canada as he is President of the United States.

# ? Sep 28, 2015 05:07

Bryter: Nov 6, 2011; but since we are small we may-
uh, we may be the losers

Nobody is going to be elected president of Canada

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# ? Sep 28, 2015 13:55

NEED TOILET PAPER: Mar 22, 2013; by XyloJW

he's still not wrong, though.

# ? Sep 28, 2015 14:25

Whiskey Sours: Jan 25, 2014; Weather proof.

Bryter posted:

Nobody is going to be elected president of Canada

Actually Canada does elect its president, and Queen Elizabeth II has been elected over a dozen times. Unfortunately the electoral college that elects the President of Canada is made up entirely of corgis due to a constitutional quirk we inherited from the British.

# ? Sep 28, 2015 20:51

Ralp: Aug 19, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Welcome back everyone. I wrote a little script to make sure I didn't make any mistakes but I banned everyone I wanted to probate and vice versa and it got approved before I could retract it :ughh:

whoops

edit: you can post in this thread all you want now! I have no power over you here.

Ralp has issued a correction as of 02:06 on Oct 21, 2015

# ? Oct 21, 2015 02:01

Homura and Sickle: Apr 21, 2013

lmao

rip sedanchair, rip dreylad for actually doing an earnest toxx.

# ? Oct 21, 2015 02:14

Ralp: Aug 19, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Oh yeah my plan was, if you got banned in this thread and re-reg, you could post here to get your avatar and plat back if you had either. but you still have to re-reg, a toxx is a toxx. Now though you are stuck with the 24 hours of probation that was supposed to only go to the successful coward toxxes.

Speaking of that though, let's hear it for THE ONE AND ONLY TRUE WINNER:

bunnyofdoom posted:

I am toxxing myself for a Justin Trudeau win

# ? Oct 21, 2015 02:15

Veskit: Mar 2, 2005; I love capitalism!! DM me for the best investing advice!

Only one person won this thread? How god drat shameful.

I'm glad I asked you about the date I was super confused about that.

# ? Oct 21, 2015 02:17

Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

lol Canada you so crazy.

Also goons are dumb as gently caress news at 11

# ? Oct 21, 2015 02:19

fade5: May 31, 2012; by exmarx

Ralp posted:

Oh yeah my plan was, if you got banned in this thread and re-reg, you could post here to get your avatar and plat back if you had either. but you still have to re-reg, a toxx is a toxx. Now though you are stuck with the 24 hours of probation that was supposed to only go to the successful coward toxxes.

Speaking of that though, let's hear it for THE ONE AND ONLY TRUE WINNER:

bunnyofdoom posted:

I am toxxing myself for a Justin Trudeau win

Congratulations to bunnyofdoom, enjoy being the king (queen?) of the RSF Canadian Toxx thread.

Also lol that even an RSF IK got nailed on a Toxx. Guess that's the way the cookie crumbles.

# ? Oct 21, 2015 02:22

Homura and Sickle: Apr 21, 2013

Thump! posted:

lol Canada you so crazy.

Also goons are dumb as gently caress news at 11

to be fair to those who toxxed for mulcair, it wasn't obvious at the time he was hosed. trudeau rose extremely fast in the polls.

# ? Oct 21, 2015 02:43

Captain_Maclaine: Sep 30, 2001; Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Thump! posted:

lol Canada you so crazy.

Also goons are dumb as gently caress news at 11

You have no idea how contemptuous I have been at the inability of so many goons to read the OP since this thread started.

# ? Oct 21, 2015 03:11

Ralp: Aug 19, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

I closed it two weeks early out of pity

# ? Oct 21, 2015 03:20

Caithness: Nov 10, 2012; HEY!!!
YOU CAN SEE ME, CAN'T YOU? THEN WHY ARE YOU IGNORING ME!?

If it were me I would have been merciless.

# ? Oct 21, 2015 03:34

Marta Velasquez: Mar 9, 2013; Good thing I was feeling suicidal this morning...; Fallen Rib

Hello from the Goldmine

# ? Oct 21, 2015 04:03

Marta Velasquez: Mar 9, 2013; Good thing I was feeling suicidal this morning...; Fallen Rib

This should be on the front page, too. Great thread idea, Ralp.

# ? Oct 21, 2015 04:04

Puppy Galaxy: Aug 1, 2004

This thread and the lepers colony are funny

# ? Oct 21, 2015 04:09

Absurd Alhazred: Mar 27, 2010; by Athanatos

A troll for the ages. Someone should tell Prime Minister Justin about it, I'm sure he'd appreciate it.

In fact, I bet he has an account.

# ? Oct 21, 2015 04:10

bunnyofdoom: Mar 29, 2008; I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad!

fade5 posted:

Congratulations to bunnyofdoom, enjoy being the king (queen?) of the RSF Canadian Toxx thread.

Also lol that even an RSF IK got nailed on a Toxx. Guess that's the way the cookie crumbles.

Why thank you. It's shocking how I ended being the only one to win. I thought this was, you know, a guarenteed outcome.

# ? Oct 21, 2015 04:10

Matey: Mar 28, 2008; eat food

Matey posted:

Also congrats bunnyofdoom for being the only one to call Trudeau

# ? Oct 21, 2015 04:11

Marta Velasquez: Mar 9, 2013; Good thing I was feeling suicidal this morning...; Fallen Rib

The only toxx to survive has a hockey avatar :canada:

# ? Oct 21, 2015 04:31

ate shit on live tv: Feb 15, 2004; by Azathoth

Ralp is gay. But I don't hate.

# ? Oct 21, 2015 04:46

Voyager I: Jun 29, 2012; This is how your posting feels.
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This thread was art and I thank you for it.

# ? Oct 21, 2015 04:57

GlyphGryph: Jun 23, 2013; Down came the glitches and burned us in ditches and we slept after eating our dead.

I wanted to Toxx but I suspected "some Canadian guy I've never heard of before" wouldn't have been accepted as a valid candidate name.

At least I would have been right about Harper going bye-bye though.

This thread was entertaining regardless.

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# ? Oct 21, 2015 05:29

ewe2: Jul 1, 2009

I've never laughed at goons so much.

# ? Oct 21, 2015 07:02

Cuntellectual: Aug 6, 2010

See you boys in the goldmine.

I saw the OP and jokingly thought it was about our election, and well what do you know. :allears:

Ralp posted:

I closed it two weeks early out of pity

When'd you quit as an Admin?

Fish Cant Hold Gun posted:

I'm toxxing myself for Adolf Hitler

can you unban then reban this guy?

Cuntellectual has issued a correction as of 07:48 on Oct 21, 2015

# ? Oct 21, 2015 07:45

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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Always read the OP, friends.

# ? Oct 21, 2015 07:59

stoutfish: Oct 8, 2012; by zen death robot

lamao

# ? Oct 21, 2015 08:44

Tesseraction: Apr 5, 2009

so many chumps, congrats bunnyofdoom literally the only lucky non-idiot

# ? Oct 21, 2015 09:33

mom and dad fight a lot: Sep 21, 2006; If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

52 users banned today.

I haven't seen that many since No-Probation Tuesday. :v:

# ? Oct 21, 2015 15:03

Captain_Maclaine: Sep 30, 2001; Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Airborne Viking posted:

52 users banned today.

I haven't seen that many since No-Probation Tuesday.

You must have missed Joementum's reign of terror following the culmination of the 2012 Romney Toxx thread. Seriously that poo poo was hilarious.

# ? Oct 21, 2015 17:43

Justin Godscock: Oct 12, 2004; Listen here, funnyman!

Holy loving poo poo goons are dumb as a sack of bricks weighed down by a sack of hammers.

Did you guys not read the loving post? Oh well, think of this as forum eugenics.

# ? Oct 21, 2015 19:31

Slanderer: May 6, 2007

Ralp for president.

# ? Oct 21, 2015 23:14

Dolash: Oct 23, 2008; aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,

Ralp posted:

Oh yeah my plan was, if you got banned in this thread and re-reg, you could post here to get your avatar and plat back if you had either. but you still have to re-reg, a toxx is a toxx. Now though you are stuck with the 24 hours of probation that was supposed to only go to the successful coward toxxes.

Speaking of that though, let's hear it for THE ONE AND ONLY TRUE WINNER:

So does that mean you're not returning plat and avatars, then? That's fine, I lost fair and square betting on Mulcair and I didn't even get relegated to permanent third party status for it, so I got out better than some.

# ? Oct 22, 2015 02:30

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# ? May 16, 2024 22:58

Oil!: Nov 5, 2008; Der's e'rl in dem der hills!; Ham Wrangler

I didn't expect a want election and really shouldn't have toxxed myself for a foreign election.

# ? Oct 22, 2015 02:43

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