TOXX YOURSELF FOR THE BIG ELECTION

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Whiskey Sours: Jan 25, 2014; Weather proof.

gently caress you Ralp. Harper won his seat in Calgary and you have no idea how Canadian elections work. Wasn't banning all the Bernie/Trump people enough for you?

# ? Oct 22, 2015 02:50

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# ? May 16, 2024 04:55

Wanamingo: Feb 22, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

Ralp posted:

Oh yeah my plan was, if you got banned in this thread and re-reg, you could post here to get your avatar and plat back if you had either. but you still have to re-reg, a toxx is a toxx. Now though you are stuck with the 24 hours of probation that was supposed to only go to the successful coward toxxes.

I'm one of the dum dums that toxxed for Hillary, can I please get my avatar back?

# ? Oct 22, 2015 02:58

Dolash: Oct 23, 2008; aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,

Whiskey Sours posted:

gently caress you Ralp. Harper won his seat in Calgary and you have no idea how Canadian elections work. Wasn't banning all the Bernie/Trump people enough for you?

Weather proof, but not formatting proof it seems.

# ? Oct 22, 2015 02:58

World Famous W: May 25, 2007; BAAAAAAAAAAAA

I am also an idiot who would like his poo poo back.

# ? Oct 22, 2015 03:03

Whiskey Sours: Jan 25, 2014; Weather proof.

Dolash posted:

Weather proof, but not formatting proof it seems.

What the gently caress Ralp? Words under the avatar and centered.

# ? Oct 22, 2015 03:13

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

I feel dumb that my first post was spared, only to post again and gently caress it up.

# ? Oct 22, 2015 03:19

Ralp: Aug 19, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Dolash posted:

So does that mean you're not returning plat and avatars, then? That's fine, I lost fair and square betting on Mulcair and I didn't even get relegated to permanent third party status for it, so I got out better than some.

I am, I just mean it wasn't supposed to be a ban AND a probation, especially because then you had to wait before you could post here to reclaim those. I queued up everyone's old titles so far and I'll flag down an admin to readd plat.

Whiskey Sours posted:

gently caress you Ralp. Harper won his seat in Calgary and you have no idea how Canadian elections work. Wasn't banning all the Bernie/Trump people enough for you?

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3733142&userid=61644#post451725730 :shrug:

I meant for it only to be about PM, but you guessed right so that's why it was just a 24 hour probation. You posted three times in this thread anyway so feel really lucky you weren't banned.

Shinjobi posted:

I feel dumb that my first post was spared, only to post again and gently caress it up.

double jeopardy

# ? Oct 22, 2015 04:01

Booourns: Jan 20, 2004; Please send a report when you see me complain about other posters and threads outside of QCS

~thanks!

watwat posted:

Bernie loving Sanders :bernget:

E: ralp is a loser. You are alone in this world.

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This one is my favorite

# ? Oct 22, 2015 04:35

Solvent: Jan 24, 2013; by Hand Knit

I could do without my big gay red-text, but really, are you giving the platinum and archives back?
A ten dollar joke is pretty funny, but a 25-30 dollar joke is not so much haha funny as it is kinda "hey gently caress you for being slightly dyslexic and not noticing that it was the wrong set of numbers on the date., then seeing a bunch of others implying that it is in fact the American election next year".

I'll make sure to read the fine print in the future, but seeing as how you made a mistake too with the probation, and everybody makes them from time to time, maybe you could just restore the platinum and archives ...?

E:, oh, and congratulations are in order Bunnyofdoom. I guess it was hard to even win if it was a straight up bet.

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# ? Oct 22, 2015 04:54

A Neurotic Jew: Feb 17, 2012; by exmarx

hmmm I kind of hope Dahbadu pays up so that he can continue to self-own into perpetuity.

# ? Oct 22, 2015 04:56

Ralp: Aug 19, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Solvent posted:

I could do without my big gay red-text, but really, are you giving the platinum and archives back?

Yes. You don't lose archives anyway.

# ? Oct 22, 2015 04:58

Solvent: Jan 24, 2013; by Hand Knit

Ralp posted:

Yes. You don't lose archives anyway.

Thank you Ralp. Rated gold. This belongs in the goldmine for sure..

# ? Oct 22, 2015 04:59

Solvent: Jan 24, 2013; by Hand Knit

A Neurotic Jew posted:

hmmm I kind of hope Dahbadu pays up so that he can continue to self-own into perpetuity.

Dahb's cool in my book, some people are worse about pejoratives than others. Really nice to this idiot.

# ? Oct 22, 2015 05:05

Dolash: Oct 23, 2008; aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,

Ralp posted:

I am, I just mean it wasn't supposed to be a ban AND a probation, especially because then you had to wait before you could post here to reclaim those. I queued up everyone's old titles so far and I'll flag down an admin to readd plat.

You're a star. Even with the ban, one of my favorite toxx threads ever.

And I love that Bunnyofdoom bet on his own boss and won against literally the whole thread, guy deserves it for putting his money where his mouth is. What a week he must've had.

# ? Oct 22, 2015 05:17

bunnyofdoom: Mar 29, 2008; I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad!

Dolash posted:

You're a star. Even with the ban, one of my favorite toxx threads ever.

And I love that Bunnyofdoom bet on his own boss and won against literally the whole thread, guy deserves it for putting his money where his mouth is. What a week he must've had.

I have been less than sober since 9pm Monday.

# ? Oct 22, 2015 05:25

spacemang_spliff: Nov 29, 2014; wide pickle

I'd like to point out that Barack Obama is in fact president.

so I consider my toxx a victory

:fishmech:

e: also my avatard is still gone but it doesn't matter because it's time to change it anyway

overall a 5/5 thread IMO

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# ? Oct 22, 2015 06:02

Veskit: Mar 2, 2005; I love capitalism!! DM me for the best investing advice!

bunnyofdoom posted:

I have been less than sober since 9pm Monday.

You are such a hero

# ? Oct 22, 2015 06:20

Corsair Pool Boy: Dec 17, 2004; College Slice

Ralp was a class act right up until the end:

e: Also I want it on record that I only posted in this thread to yell at someone else that was asking why people were naming US candidates for the Canadian election. Then, in horror, I realized that I too had posted in the thread and needed to pick someone.

Corsair Pool Boy has issued a correction as of 07:39 on Oct 22, 2015

# ? Oct 22, 2015 07:37

egg tats: Apr 3, 2010

So I'm guessing my no-ads is gone forever?

If the last 24 hours has taught me anything, it's that the ads on this site still suck, and you will never have as many things to say as when you're probated.

That said, I did find there's a 3% chance that my ex is a horse, so maybe a win/win.

# ? Oct 22, 2015 11:40

StealthArcher: Jan 10, 2010

I am a person who toxxed for Mulcair.

That's about all, though BoD of course, well, does a thing.

Yep, a thing.

# ? Oct 22, 2015 19:14

PoizenJam: Dec 2, 2006; Damn!!!
It's PoizenJam!!!

I'm the guy who mocked the American predictions but clicked post before writing my own toxx. Guess I got my comeuppance.

I rebought plat without realizing it could be reactivated. Oh well.

I had an avatar and custom text with donation links to doctors without boarders. It would be swell to have it re-added.

# ? Oct 22, 2015 19:22

StealthArcher: Jan 10, 2010

Poizen Jam posted:

I'm the guy who mocked the American predictions but clicked post before writing my own toxx. Guess I got my comeuppance.

I rebought plat without realizing it could be reactivated. Oh well.

I had an avatar and custom text with donation links to doctors without boarders. It would be swell to have it re-added.

All ya'll lil whinin fucks can't rebuy your own poo poo. 30$ bets are the new norm, inflation and all. _{_{_{I kid, I kid.}}}

# ? Oct 22, 2015 19:24

mom and dad fight a lot: Sep 21, 2006; If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

Ralp's now on probation, so I guess this sort of came full circle.

# ? Oct 22, 2015 20:08

Whiskey Sours: Jan 25, 2014; Weather proof.

Whiskey Sours posted:

What the gently caress Ralp? Words under the avatar and centered.

K apparently Ralp fixed it so I take back some of the bad things I said about him.

# ? Oct 22, 2015 20:22

Necc0: Jun 30, 2005; by exmarx; Broken Cake

lmao you loving idiots

also

bunnyofdoom posted:

I am toxxing myself for a Justin Trudeau win

grats on being the only survivor

# ? Oct 25, 2015 02:18

Necc0: Jun 30, 2005; by exmarx; Broken Cake

ALSO also:

SedanChair posted:

Bernie Sanders, though pleasant enough, will never be President partly because his supporters can't keep themselves from blurting out racist things. But mostly because the people of America say "no thank you" to egalitarian principles.

Hillary Clinton will be President.

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Hustle Hound posted:

the something awful forums need to usher in a new era of right-wing opinion sharing, so it's a good thing this thread exists because there isn't a loving chance in hell that bernie will win the election.

since there are about 20 billion presidential candidates, the frontrunners of which are toupee devil and woman who is not good with computer, i am going to toxx for Martin O'Malley so as not to accidentally read anything about the election on these forums while it is happening. and if o'malley does make it past the primaries, that will be pretty good, but i think he is too good of a candidate to be up for grabs in 2016.

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grats on being the dumbest fuckers on the forum. honestly sedanchair you shouldn't have even re-regged youre dumb as poop

# ? Oct 25, 2015 02:23