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Qwerinty

by zen death robot
crooks try to rob julio's workplace, but he's ready for them. as they enter, a length of ethernet cable to trip them, causing them to smash their face on the printer, which scans it and prints it out until it's out of paper. they move forward and trigger a stapler that shoots staples at their eyes. putting their eyes in front of them, they reach out and put their hands in a scalding hot pot of coffee. broken, confused, they fall down with their backs on the floor and julio dumps toner ink on them from inside the ceiling tiles.

Work Alone, 2015

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Qwerinty

by zen death robot
i meant to say arms in front, not eyes in front. oops. it's because i hhaven't had my 8 yet

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