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Question 15: If AI were to ever start a car company that somehow wasn't totally dysfunctional, I think this feature/option/whatever would be the one we would all agree our car would need. Manual Transmission - 13 Enourmo Das Volk angryhampster CornHolio KYOON GRIFFEY JR leica IOwnCalculus ilkhan BoostCreep kimbo305 Doccers SFH1989 Mat_Drinks Crotch vents/cooled seats to keep our asses cold - 2 Phone KozmoNaut Shiny Chrome - 2 SouthsideSaint Anghammarad Small block V8 - 2 literally a fish fjelltorsk Weaponry - 2 meatpimp Godholio ACES: Proper light management with corresponding indication in dashboard - bolind Miata - Adiabatic All Wheel Drive - LloydDobler A chassis - Sigma X Nitro-Methane injection - 1500quidporsche A complete lack of vacuum lines - Safety Dance Denise Milani - CAT INTERCEPTOR Launch control - Seat Safety Switch A slide out keyboard - iForge If we're building something for ourselves, tyre shredding power. For the public, complete autonomy - Ephphatha Oil filter on top of the engine - Naked Bear Engine - Freelop Train horn - ionn Brown on brown AWD super and/or turbocharged mid engine'd inline 5 manual station wagon on 14" steelies - Elmnt80 Headlight Fluid - I like to smoke wee A bidet - Measly Twerp burnouts - sadnessboner That it was not designed on a GD computer so we could actually work on it. - Somewhat Heroic Big loving turbo - Simkin Cup Holders - NitroSpazzz Coal rolling button - The Locator Dildo in seat - CharlesM Pop-up Headlights - Keykey Remote Cell Phone Disabler (to disable others from making calls while driving) - StormDrain Loudspeaker to yell at bad drivers - Deeters Disable all driver assists - InitialDave Wagons - Wrar Track-spec data logging - Diabolikus Mid-Engined & RWD - Bajaha Turbocharger - bandman Brown. Manual. Wagon.  - Terrible Robot Question 16: August/September is back-to-school month (depending on where you live in the Northern Hemisphere); this car is ideal for a student that needs/wants to drive. Honda Civic - 10 Sigma X Enourmo ionn SouthsideSaint IOwnCalculus literally a fish meatpimp BoostCreep Wrar bandman Miata - 8 Adiabatic Phone Seat Safety Switch angryhampster leica NitroSpazzz SFH1989 Mat_Drinks Toyota Corolla - 2 LloydDobler sadnessboner Ford Focus; because you are better than a Corolla. - 2 Somewhat Heroic Godholio A bus pass - 2 Naked Bear fjelltorsk Someone else's - 2 InitialDave KYOON GRIFFEY JR ACES: Volvo wagon with a mattress in the back - KozmoNaut BMW E46 - bolind Subaru Justy - 1500quidporsche Early 90s Mazda 323 - Safety Dance The rear end of a sorority slut - CAT INTERCEPTOR Dodge Viper - Das Volk Jeep XJ - iForge Holden Barina/Chevy Aveo. Chronically underpowered, cheap as gently caress to run - Ephphatha VW Golf - Freelop Fiero - Elmnt80 Camry - I like to smoke wee Austin Allegro - Measly Twerp Volvo 850R wagon - CornHolio An old Vespa - Simkin 1976 AMC Pacer - The Locator Nissan Leaf - ilkhan Scabby old Peugeot 309 3door - Anghammarad 1993 Mazda Protegé GT (Canadian spec) - CharlesM Geo Metro - Keykey Volvo 240 Wagon - StormDrain Any used car - kimbo305 Honda Fit - Doccers Any 90s Japanese econobox - Deeters Mazda2 - Diabolikus Toyota/Subaru Twins (GT86 / FRS / BRZ / Whatever you want to call them) - Bajaha Mid-90s Honda with a stickshift - Terrible Robot
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Scores after question 16: leica - 143 Das Volk - 127 Enourmo - 127 IOwnCalculus - 125 BoostCreep - 116 bandman - 114 SFH1989 - 112 meatpimp - 109 Sigma X - 108 NitroSpazzz - 107 Phone - 106 Elmnt80 - 103 literally a fish - 103 Bajaha - 102 ilkhan - 100 Ephphatha - 94 sadnessboner - 94 CornHolio - 93 Adiabatic - 89 LloydDobler - 89 Keykey - 89 Deeters - 89 ionn - 87 Doccers - 86 angryhampster - 84 Godholio - 84 Freelop - 80 StormDrain - 77 KozmoNaut - 76 Wrar - 75 KYOON GRIFFEY JR - 74 Naked Bear - 72 Mat_Drinks - 70 I like to smoke wee - 68 kimbo305 - 68 The Locator - 64 Diabolikus - 62 Seat Safety Switch - 60 Safety Dance - 58 SouthsideSaint - 57 fjelltorsk - 57 bolind - 53 CharlesM - 52 InitialDave - 50 iForge - 49 Somewhat Heroic - 46 Terrible Robot - 42 1500quidporsche - 35 Simkin - 35 Measly Twerp - 32 Anghammarad - 27 CAT INTERCEPTOR - 25 Congratulations to our winner,  leica! So, what did we learn this Sheep Game: -An AI-run car company would probably end up building the Homer (but at least it will have a manual transmission); -Miata is truly the answer to everything (except when the answer is Fiero); -There isn't much agreement on what is and what isn't a good sleeper car; and -Cat Terrist is a breast man.
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Sep 28, 2015 23:02
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-I want a 1993 Mazda Protege GT from Canada.
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Sep 28, 2015 23:06
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MrChips posted:
 Proudly DFL finally!
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Sep 28, 2015 23:10
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100 points exactly with only 1 ace. *shrug* That was fun. Do it again.
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Sep 29, 2015 00:15
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MrChips posted:Congratulations to our winner, I would like to thank Mazda Miatas for being Miatas because Miata. And also Super Aggro Crag for showing us all how not to post. Go Packers.
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Sep 29, 2015 00:21
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YES I'M FINALLY IN THE TOP HALF YESSSSSSSS
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Sep 29, 2015 00:22
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Wow that was my worst showing and I wasn't exactly aiming for mediocrity there. I guess I need to think of Miata more often. Thanks for hosting! Can you do a cumulative of all sheep games previous totals? Could be interesting to see.
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Sep 29, 2015 00:29
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That was my best showing. I'm kinda sad y'all don't want weaponry on your vehicles. Thanks for another great game, MrChips!
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Sep 29, 2015 00:44
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Thanks for another fun game MrChips. I think this was my lowest score yet, I feel proud of myself.
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Sep 29, 2015 00:54
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Wow, top 5 on my first game. That was fun. Looking forward to the next one. Thanks Mr. Chips.
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Sep 29, 2015 01:00
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Thanks for setting this up!
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Sep 29, 2015 01:30
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Yeah, forgot to thank Mr.Chips! Thanks for taking the time to bring us a cool game 
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Sep 29, 2015 01:31
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You're welcome, guys! It's actually quite a bit of fun to put these things together to be honest. Also, I don't know if I mentioned this, but this Sheep Game had 52 players in it, which is an all-time record.Somewhat Heroic posted:Can you do a cumulative of all sheep games previous totals? Could be interesting to see. Working on this already; I will post it when I get home later tonight.
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Sep 29, 2015 01:49
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How did I miss this, again... gently caress.
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Sep 29, 2015 02:12
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MrChips posted:You're welcome, guys! It's actually quite a bit of fun to put these things together to be honest. Also, I don't know if I mentioned this, but this Sheep Game had 52 players in it, which is an all-time record. Remember that I was Fucknag in previous games.
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Sep 29, 2015 02:20
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Great game! It's so hard to decide if I'm answering from my heart or to try to be funny, obviously not go for sheep for its own sake tho. Next time it's all heart. Some of those answers had me rolling! Edit: pornhub in particular was my fave. StormDrain fucked around with this message at 03:22 on Sep 29, 2015 |
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Sep 29, 2015 03:20
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Thanks Mr. Chips! I managed to somehow come in near the bottom, but not actually at the bottom, as I failed to actually not be a sheep several times. Good times though, and my 2nd sheep game.
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Sep 29, 2015 03:20
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A big thank you to Mr. Chips for once again putting on a great game!
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Sep 29, 2015 05:20
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These are always fun.
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Sep 29, 2015 05:51
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OK, statistics time!
Sheepiest Players to Date (Rankings relative to Sheep Game 4 are in brackets)
Wolfiest Players to Date
Highest Average Points Per Answered Question (Universal Avg: 4.66 Points per Answered Question
Lowest Average Points per Answered Question
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Sep 29, 2015 06:05
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Many thanks to our new players!
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Sep 29, 2015 06:40
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I evaded all statistical categories! 
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Sep 29, 2015 07:01
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Thanks Mr Chips! The gimmick bar has been set for the next game. I'll have to step up.
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Did a little more analysis. First, the histogram of average points per answered question: The average for all players was 4.66 points per question answered, with a standard deviation of 1.442. The median is 4.62 - not really a surprise that it's slightly lower than the average, what with players actively chasing the low score.
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Sep 29, 2015 07:58
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Aw Yiss! Cheers for doing this mr chips. I may even take it seriously next time (HA! Nope)
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Sep 29, 2015 09:42
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I've been trying to finish on 69 for the last two games, eventually it's gonna happen.
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Sep 29, 2015 09:48
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MrChips posted:Sheepiest Players to Date (Rankings relative to Sheep Game 4 are in brackets) Say what? My tactic of trying to outwolf everyone has failed miserably 
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Godholio posted:I evaded all statistical categories! Damnit, so did I... but I didn't know there'd be statistics! I would have been solidly wolf in my points, in general, but I went all sheepy this time, which blew all of my averages. Did pretty well for the Miata/Miata, Apple/Apple, Tesla/Tesla combo trifecta.
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Sep 29, 2015 11:26
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This was my first sheep game and it was awesome thanks MrChips.
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meatpimp posted:Damnit, so did I... but I didn't know there'd be statistics! I would have been solidly wolf in my points, in general, but I went all sheepy this time, which blew all of my averages. If I hadn't gone wolf in one of the games my stats would be stellar It was fun playing wolf though
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MrChips posted:[*]Of those 108 players, 13 have played in all five Sheep Games. Many thanks to our ironmen/women: Bajaha, CAT INTERCEPTOR, InitialDave, IOwnCalculus, KozmoNaut, leica, meatpimp, Naked Bear, NitroSpazzz, sadnessboner, Seat Safety Switch, Somewhat Heroic and Terrible Robot. Thanks for another good game, Mr Chips!
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These sheep games are pretty fun, keep up the good work MrChips!
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