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MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

Question 11: Surprisingly, some of us also like to take a break from fixing our shitboxes to watch television. This TV show is absolutely on point when it comes to the cars in it.

Breaking Bad - 9
KozmoNaut
Das Volk
ionn
angryhampster
CornHolio
Somewhat Heroic
meatpimp
fjelltorsk
Bajaha

Roadkill - 8
Adiabatic
Phone
Enourmo
Elmnt80
ilkhan
Keykey
BoostCreep
SFH1989

Top Gear - 7
iForge
Ephphatha
Naked Bear
Freelop
leica
Godholio
Doccers

Archer - 7
SouthsideSaint
NitroSpazzz
IOwnCalculus
literally a fish
StormDrain
Wrar
Terrible Robot

Halt and Catch Fire - 3
LloydDobler
Seat Safety Switch
kimbo305

I don't even own a TV :troll: - 3
CharlesM
CAT INTERCEPTOR
Deeters

Initial D - 2
bolind
InitialDave

Mad Men - 2
sadnessboner
bandman

ACES:

Dickbutt - Sigma X
Magnum PI - 1500quidporsche
X Files (All the cars are super boring cars that government workers would drive) - Safety Dance
Narcos - I like to smoke wee
Canada's Worst Driver - Measly Twerp
justfied has rad cars i guess? - KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Inspector Gadget - Simkin
Dukes of Hazard - The Locator
BTCC Coverage - Anghammarad
Wheeler Dealers - Diabolikus
Supernatural - Mat_Drinks



Question 12: Lots of rumours in the news about tech companies maybe, possibly breaking into the car manufacturing business recently. I would trust this company to get it the most right of all of them.

Google - 21
KozmoNaut
Phone
LloydDobler
Sigma X
Das Volk
Ephphatha
Enourmo
Freelop
ionn
Elmnt80
sadnessboner
leica
NitroSpazzz
IOwnCalculus
literally a fish
Godholio
Keykey
BoostCreep
Doccers
Diabolikus
bandman

Apple - 6
Seat Safety Switch
I like to smoke wee
KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Somewhat Heroic
meatpimp
Mat_Drinks

Not a single loving one of them - 6
Naked Bear
1500quidporsche
CAT INTERCEPTOR
Deeters
fjelltorsk
Terrible Robot

Tesla - 4
Adiabatic
bolind
ilkhan
kimbo305

Samsung - 2
angryhampster
CornHolio

Asus - 2
SFH1989
Bajaha

ACES:

pass - Safety Dance
Fisker - iForge
Jeep - SouthsideSaint
Amstrad - Measly Twerp
Ashley Madison - Simkin
Hewlett Packard - The Locator
LG - Anghammarad
Microsoft - CharlesM
Sony - StormDrain
IBM - InitialDave
Intel - Wrar

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MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

Scores after question 12:

leica - 101
Enourmo - 98
Das Volk - 89
IOwnCalculus - 88
Sigma X - 87
bandman - 83
Ephphatha - 82
BoostCreep - 82
SFH1989 - 82
Bajaha - 80
sadnessboner - 79
LloydDobler - 78
Elmnt80 - 76
NitroSpazzz - 75
Adiabatic - 72
ionn - 71
CornHolio - 70
meatpimp - 70
Phone - 69
literally a fish - 68
Deeters - 67
Doccers - 65
KozmoNaut - 63
StormDrain - 63
Keykey - 60
ilkhan - 59
angryhampster - 57
I like to smoke wee - 56
Godholio - 56
Freelop - 54
Diabolikus - 53
Wrar - 52
Naked Bear - 44
Seat Safety Switch - 42
Mat_Drinks - 42
bolind - 41
CharlesM - 41
SouthsideSaint - 40
kimbo305 - 40
fjelltorsk - 39
iForge - 38
Somewhat Heroic - 37
KYOON GRIFFEY JR - 36
The Locator - 35
Terrible Robot - 34
Safety Dance - 33
Simkin - 30
1500quidporsche - 26
InitialDave - 24
Measly Twerp - 23
CAT INTERCEPTOR - 21
Anghammarad - 17

See you tomorrow for the reveal of Questions 13 and 14!

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

Heh, I probably would have picked Roadkill, but I didn't think it's considered a TV show since it's not on TV!

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

2nd place :woop:

E: Question 13 is gonna produce some good comedy answers.

The Locator
Sep 12, 2004

Out here, everything hurts.





Awww... yes. Another pair of aces. Although I'm more than a little bit surprised that I got that ace on the TV show question. The tech company, not so much of a surprise. :v:

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher
Hah, less points than I expected. I thought none of them would be more popular. Frankly he only company that stands a hope of getting it close to right will be Tesla, Google and Apple cant build a loving phone properly, what hope they got for a car? And Archer is a get answer, they are amazing how well they nail the cars they "use"

If I dont ace 13, I'll be amazed :D

(3 aces left, I'm sure 14 they'll be a few others who think the same)

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Really surprised Top Gear wasn't the top answer.

Kia Soul Enthusias
May 9, 2004

zoom-zoom
Toilet Rascal

MrChips posted:

Question 11: Surprisingly, some of us also like to take a break from fixing our shitboxes to watch television. This TV show is absolutely on point when it comes to the cars in it.
X Files (All the cars are super boring cars that government workers would drive) - Safety Dance

They have used a Canadian only model at least once :v:

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

Godholio posted:

Really surprised Top Gear wasn't the top answer.

How the mighty have fallen.

The lads' antics are great, but cheap car challenges aside (which have been increasingly rare in later seasons) it's mostly unrelatable hypercar reviews. Gets monotonous after a while.

meatpimp
May 15, 2004

Psst -- Wanna buy

:) EVERYWHERE :)
some high-quality thread's DESTROYED!

:kheldragar:

On yesterday's answers, I'm shocked that more people didn't pick the Tesla as a sleeper. From the looks of that car, there's no way it should do what it does.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cA1doO_9h8

Das Volk
Nov 19, 2002

by Cyrano4747

CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:

Hah, less points than I expected. I thought none of them would be more popular. Frankly he only company that stands a hope of getting it close to right will be Tesla, Google and Apple cant build a loving phone properly, what hope they got for a car? And Archer is a get answer, they are amazing how well they nail the cars they "use"

If I dont ace 13, I'll be amazed :D

(3 aces left, I'm sure 14 they'll be a few others who think the same)

My opinion on that is that Google will dumptruck money into their car program with acquisitions and other things such that failure essentially wouldn't be an option.

Edit: this seems appropriate


meatpimp posted:

On yesterday's answers, I'm shocked that more people didn't pick the Tesla as a sleeper. From the looks of that car, there's no way it should do what it does.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cA1doO_9h8

On my way home from Tesla (work meeting) one of the testers was in an 85D. We gave each other a look, I put it in second (from a roll) and put the hammer down, and I pulled on him but not by much. Those things are blindingly fast for a generic looking sedan.

Das Volk fucked around with this message at 00:18 on Sep 27, 2015

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

meatpimp posted:

On yesterday's answers, I'm shocked that more people didn't pick the Tesla as a sleeper. From the looks of that car, there's no way it should do what it does.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cA1doO_9h8

Thought I recognized that stretch of road, right outside of Tampa. Perfect spot to do that test, then hit one of the bridges for top speed, although the Tesla is obviously gonna lose that one.

literally a fish
Oct 2, 2014

German officer Johannes Bolter peeks out the hatch of his Tiger I heavy tank during a quiet moment before the Battle of Kursk - c:1943 (colorized)
Slippery Tilde

meatpimp posted:

On yesterday's answers, I'm shocked that more people didn't pick the Tesla as a sleeper. From the looks of that car, there's no way it should do what it does.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cA1doO_9h8

I suspect that's because it's so unique/easily identified/well-publicized that as car people we expect everyone to already know it's a monster

StormDrain
May 22, 2003

Thirteen Letter

Godholio posted:

Really surprised Top Gear wasn't the top answer.

Yeah, I interpreted that to be a non car show though.

I really should have just said Google but for some reason I was too focused on electronics. Ahhhhhh well.

Kia Soul Enthusias
May 9, 2004

zoom-zoom
Toilet Rascal
Not a single one of them is really the right answer. I don't trust anybody.

SFH1989
Apr 23, 2007

I knew the tech company questions were going to kill my score. I didn't put down Google because they already have that self driving car program and I was thinking tech companies that aren't working on a car yet.

ilkhan
Oct 7, 2004

I LOVE Musk and his pro-first-amendment ways. X is the future.

SFH1989 posted:

I knew the tech company questions were going to kill my score. I didn't put down Google because they already have that self driving car program and I was thinking tech companies that aren't working on a car yet.
I figured anybody with an android phone wouldn't want them developing a car, but I guess that applies to Apple too.

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

Question 13: In contrast, these guys would gently caress it up so badly it isn't even funny. Or maybe it would be funny, I don't know...either way, it would be a total fiasco.








Question 14: In what year, if any, do you think autonomous cars will make up the majority of total sales for the first time?



Answers soon...

Terrible Robot
Jul 2, 2010

FRIED CHICKEN
Slippery Tilde
Bahaha I see I'm far from the only one that apparently went with LockMart for #13

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

Terrible Robot posted:

Bahaha I see I'm far from the only one that apparently went with LockMart for #13

:cool:

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher
Microsoft hardware actually tends to be pretty good, I'd say if they wanted to they could build a passable attempt at a car

Edit : No spoiler pics for 14?

The Locator
Sep 12, 2004

Out here, everything hurts.





Well.. that's not going to be an ace. :doh:

Also, I couldn't think of anything funny for the year question, so just picked one at random, so who knows.

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

Question 13: In contrast, these guys would gently caress it up so badly it isn't even funny. Or maybe it would be funny, I don't know...either way, it would be a total fiasco.

Apple - 19
Phone
Safety Dance
Das Volk
Naked Bear
Freelop
Elmnt80
leica
KYOON GRIFFEY JR
NitroSpazzz
literally a fish
The Locator
ilkhan
Godholio
Keykey
meatpimp
Deeters
InitialDave
Bajaha
bandman

Microsoft - 6
bolind
LloydDobler
IOwnCalculus
BoostCreep
kimbo305
fjelltorsk

Samsung - 4
I like to smoke wee
sadnessboner
StormDrain
Wrar

Google - 3
iForge
CornHolio
CharlesM

Sony - 2
KozmoNaut
angryhampster

GM - 2
Ephphatha
Adiabatic

Lockheed Martin - 2
Enourmo
Terrible Robot

Facebook - 2
Somewhat Heroic
Mat_Drinks

Electronic Arts - 2
Simkin
Sigma X

ACES:

All of them - 1500quidporsche
PornHub - CAT INTERCEPTOR
Oracle - Seat Safety Switch
Pinterest - ionn
Ford - SouthsideSaint
Novell - Measly Twerp
Siemens - Anghammarad
Amazon - Doccers
Nintendo - SFH1989
Cisco - Diabolikus


Question 14: In what year, if any, do you think autonomous cars will make up the majority of total sales for the first time?

2025-2029 - 8
KozmoNaut
Phone
sadnessboner
StormDrain
meatpimp
kimbo305
Wrar
The Locator

2030-2034 - 8
Seat Safety Switch
Ephphatha
IOwnCalculus
ilkhan
Keykey
fjelltorsk
Sigma X
SFH1989

2020-2024 - 6
Adiabatic
1500quidporsche
Elmnt80
CharlesM
Doccers
I like to smoke wee

Never - 6
iForge
CornHolio
Measly Twerp
Anghammarad
Naked Bear
Diabolikus

2040-2044 - 5
Das Volk
Freelop
Godholio
BoostCreep
Mat_Drinks

2050-2054 - 4
bolind
Enourmo
angryhampster
NitroSpazzz

2035-2039 - 4
ionn
KYOON GRIFFEY JR
literally a fish
Safety Dance

when I'm dead I hope - 4
SouthsideSaint
Somewhat Heroic
InitialDave
Terrible Robot

2055-2059 - 2
leica
LloydDobler

ACES:

<deranged laughter> - CAT INTERCEPTOR
They already are :tinfoil: - Simkin
2130 - Deeters
2100 - Bajaha
2112 - bandman

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

Scores after question 14:

leica - 122
Das Volk - 113
Enourmo - 104
bandman - 103
IOwnCalculus - 102
Elmnt80 - 101
Bajaha - 100
NitroSpazzz - 98
Sigma X - 97
meatpimp - 97
Phone - 96
BoostCreep - 93
Ephphatha - 92
sadnessboner - 91
literally a fish - 91
SFH1989 - 91
Keykey - 87
Deeters - 87
LloydDobler - 86
ilkhan - 86
Adiabatic - 80
Godholio - 80
CornHolio - 79
Freelop - 78
ionn - 76
StormDrain - 75
KozmoNaut - 73
Doccers - 72
Naked Bear - 69
I like to smoke wee - 66
Wrar - 64
angryhampster - 63
The Locator - 62
Diabolikus - 60
KYOON GRIFFEY JR - 59
Safety Dance - 56
kimbo305 - 54
fjelltorsk - 53
bolind - 51
Seat Safety Switch - 51
CharlesM - 50
Mat_Drinks - 49
iForge - 47
InitialDave - 47
SouthsideSaint - 45
Somewhat Heroic - 43
Terrible Robot - 40
1500quidporsche - 33
Simkin - 33
Measly Twerp - 30
Anghammarad - 24
CAT INTERCEPTOR - 23

See you tomorrow for the final reveal of Questions 15 and 16!

Bajaha
Apr 1, 2011

BajaHAHAHA.



The Pornhub car would result in a lot of distracted driving :v:

I want to see someone do a render of the idea.

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

CT, you are the Yin to my Yang :iamafag::respek::razz:

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.

Bajaha posted:

The Pornhub car would result in a lot of distracted driving :v:
Well, the question was who'd "gently caress it up".

Das Volk
Nov 19, 2002

by Cyrano4747

MrChips posted:

Oracle - Seat Safety Switch

Realistically this would be the single worst company in the Valley to have them design your autonomous car.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Kinda wish I'd answered EA.

Bajaha
Apr 1, 2011

BajaHAHAHA.



Godholio posted:

Kinda wish I'd answered EA.

Oh god.

Steering wheel - extra
Brake pedal - extra
Wheels - extra
Seats - extra
Windshield - early access bonus only

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

Godholio posted:

Kinda wish I'd answered EA.

For a moment I thought you said IKEA.

The Prong Song
Sep 7, 2002


WHITE
DRIVES
MATTER

Bajaha posted:

Oh god.

Steering wheel - extra
Brake pedal - extra
Wheels - extra
Seats - extra
Windshield - early access bonus only

My gut answer was Apple, but then I realized what EA does, and...

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.

CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:

For a moment I thought you said IKEA.
I've never bought anything from Ikea with bits missing, or which didn't look like what was on the box.

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

InitialDave posted:

I've never bought anything from Ikea with bits missing, or which didn't look like what was on the box.

Not being a gamer, I'll take everyone's word about EA. But you do have a good point about IKEA. Plus if you ever look at their factories, they have a lot of automation experience.

The Locator
Sep 12, 2004

Out here, everything hurts.





I almost answered Cisco. Should have gone with my initial thought. And my random guess year was top answer too? /sheez...

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

MrChips posted:

Scores after question 14:

Naked Bear - 69
Heh

Anghammarad
Jan 3, 2010

Ruining your domestic car industry since 1968
Dammit, how am i suposed to come last when you all keep picking the same answers as me!

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

Five degrees to starboard!

Das Volk posted:

Realistically this would be the single worst company in the Valley to have them design your autonomous car.

If I could change my answer, I'd change it to this. It would be the size of an RV, cost north of a million dollars, and it would only drive from Oracle's campus to a Safeway in Palo Alto. If you ask for support to get it to drive anywhere else, you get poo poo-talked by Oracle DBAs for trying to go anywhere but the Palo Alto Safeway.

keykey
Mar 28, 2003

     

Bajaha posted:

The Pornhub car would result in a lot of distracted driving :v:

I want to see someone do a render of the idea.

Can I give my car a horribly robotic Stephen Hawking voice? http://tinyurl.com/oc9w4wo

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MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

Question 15: If AI were to ever start a car company that somehow wasn't totally dysfunctional, I think this feature/option/whatever would be the one we would all agree our car would need.








Question 16: August/September is back-to-school month (depending on where you live in the Northern Hemisphere); this car is ideal for a student that needs/wants to drive.








Answers soon...

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