- Mad Wack
- Mar 27, 2008
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"The faster you use your cooldowns, the faster you can use them again"
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quote:There’s getting lucky, and then there’s hitting the jackpot.
Spencer Boyle, a 29-year-old account manager living in San Francisco, definitely fits into the latter category. Yes, he wakes up, goes to an amazing job he loves, and gets paid to do it.
Oh, and one other thing: He gets to go on the computer all day, every day, and no one makes him get off at all.
Wait, what?
Yup. As part of his job, Spencer got his own laptop from his boss that he can use eight hours a day, and even longer if he wants! He never has to take breaks to go outside, and he doesn’t have to stop and talk to any of his coworkers if he doesn’t want to. Also, Spencer’s boss is so nice and totally trusts him to eat lunch and dinner in front of it, even after he spilled water near it once!
Come on!
How is this possible? Because, as if Spencer’s life weren’t crazy enough already, get this: He can bring his computer home to send email over the weekend, as long as he brings it back to the office on Monday. Also, he can work in bed or in front of the TV, and no one says anything!
Seriously, Spencer, save some good fortune for the rest of us! Maybe someday, if we’re lucky, we can all be like Spencer and have computers that we can use forever too.
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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- pram
- Jun 10, 2001
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thats how i unironically feel
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Sep 2, 2015 17:06
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- Symbolic Butt
- Mar 22, 2009
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Buglord
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Sep 2, 2015 17:29
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- Mad Wack
- Mar 27, 2008
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"The faster you use your cooldowns, the faster you can use them again"
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these clickhole cyoas are great - i am beth computer now
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Sep 2, 2015 20:53
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- Mad Wack
- Mar 27, 2008
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"The faster you use your cooldowns, the faster you can use them again"
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quote:Prof. Lessig clears his throat to begin telling a long story.
“Tokyo Corporation originally created the Dataverse to be a place of beauty and order. A perfect world to replace the one we had destroyed through our ozone madness.
“What they did not count on was the legions of perverts and racists that would soon overtake their network. We were given the power of gods and used it to create a mailbox covered with vaginas that orgasmed when you put mail in it. I saw that once.” Lawrence Lessig shudders at the memory.
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- RISCy Business
- Jun 17, 2015
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Fun Shoe
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im excel hardcrash, its me
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Sep 2, 2015 21:26
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- Asymmetric POSTer
- Aug 17, 2005
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i find clickhole not as consistently funny as the onion but it still has quite a few gems
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Sep 2, 2015 22:12
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- BANME.sh
- Jan 23, 2008
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What is this??
Are you some kind of hypnotist??
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Grimey Drawer
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im the sex downloader
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