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DR AIDS
Nov 4, 2008

No shits will be given

Shrapnig posted:

His first touch is awful.

lol his awful touch just lead to a goal on accident. That owned.

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Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

DR AIDS posted:

lol his awful touch just lead to a goal on accident. That owned.

Channeling the Joze....

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
Is the crowd chanting a song that has "god bless America" in it or am I hallucinating

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

Gigi Galli posted:

Is the crowd chanting a song that has "god bless America" in it or am I hallucinating

They are

It's surprisingly easy to get people to sing that

Which I learned at the World Cup

Bentai
Jul 8, 2004


NERF THIS!


It beats singing "I believe"

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Gigi Galli posted:

Is the crowd chanting a song that has "god bless America" in it or am I hallucinating

They're actually just singing God Bless America.

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
Every time Ian Darke says something about Beckerman's clever balls I think about Beckerman's balls and my brain definitely interprets them as having dreads and therefore :gonk:

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Shrapnig posted:

They're actually just singing God Bless America.

Is that a song?

E: so it is, I didn't know that

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
"The Entrepreneur"

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high
So who is ready to see Canada get annihilated tonight!?!?!?

I sure am!!!!!

Somebody post the all time record at azteca for canada and include recent score tia


Anything under 4-0 will be a positive


Yes, mexico will be the first country in the hex after tonight

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
:siren: INCOMING FAT JOZY :siren:

Also we're gonna cap tie Pulisic and then never use him again

e. lol I think Jozy's first touch was to block a US goal

shirts and skins fucked around with this message at 01:51 on Mar 30, 2016

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

stab posted:

So who is ready to see Canada get annihilated tonight!?!?!?

I sure am!!!!!

Somebody post the all time record at azteca for canada and include recent score tia


Anything under 4-0 will be a positive


Yes, mexico will be the first country in the hex after tonight

http://canadasoccer.com/index.php?t...onth=0&year=All

Amazingly they tied once!

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

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Gigi Galli posted:

Is that a song?

E: so it is, I didn't know that

I'm calling la migra

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Amazing thanks

Goals scored

Canada 2

Mexico 21


This will end well.

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
Christian Pulisic takes the field!

ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
Lol Finley was robbed

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



I vant you to call me Tvellman. And leaf me alone.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Paddyb posted:

Lol Finley was robbed

That suuuucks, he's gonna be mad when he gets to see the replay.

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
Jozy...

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

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MechaFrogzilla posted:

Christian Pulisic takes the field!

ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US

Wants to be called pullisick instead of pulisich. It was never in doubt (I just found that fact out)

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Finlay got robbed just like #22 of Guatamala there.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
The fwiggin Jozy altidore

Tetrix
Aug 24, 2002

this certainly doesn't assure USA to get in the hex though. Guatemala could definitely beat Trinidad and force the US to beat Trinidad.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY
Jozy. What a player. All tools on display tonight, boys.

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
Host every WC Qualifier in Columbus TIA

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



Gigi Galli posted:

The fwiggin Jozy Thermidore

rename sub please

Shammypants
May 25, 2004

Let me tell you about true luxury.

Tetrix posted:

this certainly doesn't assure USA to get in the hex though. Guatemala could definitely beat Trinidad and force the US to beat Trinidad.

Which is a guaranteed trip to the hex

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Mr. Mambold posted:

rename sub please

Please don't.

Tetrix
Aug 24, 2002

XyrlocShammypants posted:

Which is a guaranteed trip to the hex

...assuming they can win outright against Trinidad, which I certainly wouldn't rely on this team to do.

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
I see Texas starts God Bless America way earlier than Columbus

Not really a surprise there

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

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Well, that was a lovely goal to give away.

Hello Towel
Aug 9, 2010

Which one of you is glum looking bald guy wearing the "meh." shirt?

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

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Absolutely deserved goal imo

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high
Doneil Henry is so poo poo at soccer

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high
WHY ARE WE SO poo poo AT SOCCER

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

This U-23 game of US vs Colombia is a loving nightmare.

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



I still think Johan Venegas is a fraud but I really liked this goal #TicoTaka

https://twitter.com/golesticos/status/715022608081809408

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Tetrix posted:

...assuming they can win outright against Trinidad, which I certainly wouldn't rely on this team to do.

there are a lot of talented players who missed these two matches through injury or other shenanigans. honestly i think klinsmann's biggest failure is that he still doesn't understand concacaf and thinks he can bring a pile of scrubs to guatemala city and win easily; that's not how this confederation has ever worked.

well, not "a lot" and not exactly "talented," but nonetheless we clearly missed guys like fabian johnson.

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

Tetrix posted:

this certainly doesn't assure USA to get in the hex though. Guatemala could definitely beat Trinidad and force the US to beat Trinidad.

Not only that, but they have to beat Tobago too! At the same time even!

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Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



I'm kinda mad that Canada collapsed and won't go through, it's definitely a much better away game than Honduras or El Sal

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