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qirex
Feb 15, 2001

PleasureKevin posted:



i am laughing my rear end off

their seo person must be curled under their desk with a bottle of bourbon

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PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

qirex posted:

their seo person must be curled under their desk with a bottle of bourbon

maybe but this seems like a big... i dunno... marketing opportunity

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

PleasureKevin posted:

maybe but this seems like a big... i dunno... marketing opportunity

hey apple, would you mind changing your phone name 1 week before launch? there was no way we could have seen this coming

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

eventually this marketing company will cave and rename themselves to 7S

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

it's like that isis credit card processor or whatever tf

Baxate
Feb 1, 2011

ya this tiny ad agency will fare much better than Cisco.

Triglav
Jun 2, 2007

IT IS HARAAM TO SEND SMILEY FACES THROUGH THE INTERNET
apple please dont harm our "success" pun

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

Ludwig van Halen posted:

ya this tiny ad agency will fare much better than Cisco.

what was the cisco thing

6 Sigma?

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

PleasureKevin posted:

what was the cisco thing

6 Sigma?

ios lol

pram
Jun 10, 2001

PleasureKevin posted:



i am laughing my rear end off

buries the competition

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

graph posted:

ios lol

no it was iphone

Baxate
Feb 1, 2011

PleasureKevin posted:

what was the cisco thing

6 Sigma?

they owned the name iphone that they used for some voip product

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

power botton
Nov 2, 2011

what is iphoen

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

aaaahahahahahahah

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

theflyingexecutive posted:

no it was iphone

it was both iirc

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

Ludwig van Halen posted:

they owned the name iphone that they used for some voip product

yeah but apple paid them for use of the name [also ios]

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



i hope the new appletv is available immediately so i can buy online and pick it up on the way home from work.

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

theflyingexecutive posted:

it's like that isis credit card processor or whatever tf

surprisingly the baby name Isis only dropped from around 600th to 706 in 2014. probably a steep drop-off at the end

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

The Management posted:

surprisingly the baby name Isis only dropped from around 600th to 706 in 2014. probably a steep drop-off at the end

We almost made this terrible mistake, luckily we changed to Asus at the last minute.

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

Endless Mike posted:

i hope the new appletv is available immediately so i can buy online and pick it up on the way home from work.

if the apple watch and macbook launches are anything to go buy, you will be able to buy it online and get it several weeks from now but won't be available in retail stores for months :)

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

NoneMoreNegative posted:

We almost made this terrible mistake, luckily we changed to Asus at the last minute.

lol

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



PleasureKevin posted:

if the apple watch and macbook launches are anything to go buy, you will be able to buy it online and get it several weeks from now but won't be available in retail stores for months :)
i don't really feel like these are equivalent products but we shall see!

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
teh iphoen bends :xd:

Triglav
Jun 2, 2007

IT IS HARAAM TO SEND SMILEY FACES THROUGH THE INTERNET
the new one is bigger and heavier and doesnt bend as easily!!

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


you're holding it wrong

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

Binary Badger posted:

you're sitting on it wrong

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP
some people are hoping for skylake MacBooks (and Pro and Air) but i doubt it

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

pram
Jun 10, 2001
lol

Caithness
Nov 10, 2012

HEY!!!
YOU CAN SEE ME, CAN'T YOU? THEN WHY ARE YOU IGNORING ME!?
I want a 6C. or maybe 6 minus?

Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.
Newton II

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

Fabricated
Apr 9, 2007

Living the Dream

NoneMoreNegative posted:

We almost made this terrible mistake, luckily we changed to Asus at the last minute.
rock solid, heart touching

oh no blimp issue
Feb 23, 2011


what did he think was going to happen?

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Fabricated posted:

rock solid, heart touching

but enough about Mr. Hands' horse.

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

Awia posted:

what did he think was going to happen?

Apple users do not think

Also lol that Swype keeps thinking I meant rear end in a top hat instead of apple

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
Broken Cake

art

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

PleasureKevin posted:

what was the cisco thing

6 Sigma?

iphone

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maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

6 Smegma

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