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Give offensive helmets polarized magnetization with defensive helmets. bam! no more helmet to helmet collisions. Thoughts?
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 00:20 |
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# ? May 6, 2024 07:45 |
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brandon meriweather would be weaponized against his own team
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 00:22 |
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shiksa posted:brandon meriweather would be weaponized against his own team I can't believe this junk rear end is still in the league
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 00:24 |
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And magnetize the field on a circuit so when they fight just pop it on and off until they promise not to fight
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 00:24 |
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http://www.google.com/patents/US20140259308 Looks like this is actually gonna happen.
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 00:26 |
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Because Brian Cushing would switch the poles on half the rookie helmets and call them faggots as they lay bleeding, concussed and dying on the practice field, which is not the kind of thing the NFL needs in the press right now.
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 00:31 |
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Maybe the whole field could vibrate to move the players around the field to reduce injuries caused by all that running around?
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 00:33 |
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FIRST TIME posted:Maybe the whole field could vibrate to move the players around the field to reduce injuries caused by all that running around? How could this possibly work? Lets be serious here
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 00:34 |
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Put magnets in gloves and the ball and make the field thrice as long so there can be 200-yard passes.
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 00:35 |
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No, really, what if we put dresses on 'em andy.....
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 00:37 |
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I look forward to the day the game is played by holograms.
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 01:05 |
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Lets loving do it.
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 01:06 |
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.....I will allow this thread
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 01:07 |
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Intruder posted:.....I will allow this thread I thought of this years ago. The patent is a year old. I sat on a trillion dollar idea.
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 01:08 |
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Wouldn't one half of the helmet be one way and one would be the other?
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 01:53 |
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what if we ban AAC when the Seahawks lose the NFCCG to Green Bay
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 01:55 |
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Also I'm fricken excited to have insanely powerful sets of magnets surrounding the heads of these dudes, it's gonna own
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 01:55 |
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Parmesan Basil posted:what if we ban AAC when the Seahawks lose the NFCCG to Green Bay Then he would have been sweating it out for a bit last year but ultimately safe iirc
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 01:56 |
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Parody Threads posted:Then he would have been sweating it out for a bit last year but ultimately safe iirc He will be banned if they do not win the Super Bowl. They will not and his ban will be Just.
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 01:58 |
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Parmesan Basil posted:He will be banned if they do not win the Super Bowl. They will not and his ban will be Just. The Packers will never win another Superbowl, why would he ever agree to that?
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 02:00 |
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Intruder posted:.....I will allow this thread Hahaha Intruder who did you piss off to get a red text
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 02:07 |
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Parmesan Basil posted:He will be banned if they do not win the Super Bowl. They will not and his ban will be Just. How about you peace out of this thread with your meta posting
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 02:12 |
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hey this is why you don't magnetize the poo poo out of everyone's helmets https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tC13_BkDieU note: those magnets probably aren't strong enough to pull of what you're thinking about anyways, you'd need bigger more dangerous ones. e. strong magnetic fields can also induce vertigo and nausea if you're moving in it, so imagine everyone throwing up and falling over before they're hand gets destroyed beyond repair as it gets crushed between two helmets. Dr. Despair fucked around with this message at 03:23 on Sep 4, 2015 |
# ? Sep 4, 2015 03:21 |
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Intruder posted:.....I will allow this thread That is a wonderfully dumb text. Now you can get a Wilfork Overalls avatar though.
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 03:23 |
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Chichevache posted:That is a wonderfully dumb text. While keeping the text
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 03:39 |
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What if they secretly developed computer generated imagery indistinguishable from reality and just simulated games, but never told anyone they weren't real
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 03:47 |
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Sash! posted:What if they secretly developed computer generated imagery indistinguishable from reality and just simulated games, but never told anyone they weren't real GO PACK! WOOOOOO!
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 04:29 |
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Mr. Despair posted:e. strong magnetic fields can also induce vertigo and nausea if you're moving in it, so imagine everyone throwing up and falling over before they're hand gets destroyed beyond repair as it gets crushed between two helmets. So magnets turn you into the Oakland Raiders?
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 04:55 |
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Frackie Robinson posted:So magnets turn you into the Oakland Raiders? yeah
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 04:59 |
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Mr. Despair posted:hey this is why you don't magnetize the poo poo out of everyone's helmets Uh, the magnets would be opposite. So they would push away from each other
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 05:27 |
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Also wouldn't a magnet strong enough to stop the helmets from colliding have a real risk of moving necks the wrong way in the process?
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 05:40 |
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DinosaurEggSalad posted:Also wouldn't a magnet strong enough to stop the helmets from colliding have a real risk of moving necks the wrong way in the process? Put magnets in the shoulder pads to prevent this
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 06:15 |
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Thank god this didn't make it to the Smarthouse...
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 06:21 |
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Tom Brady suspended four games for putting magnets in game balls
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 06:22 |
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African AIDS cum posted:How could this possibly work? Lets be serious here Maybe some kind of scale model could be made as a demonstration. One that fits on say, a tabletop. :edit: Oh poo poo just realized that I'm posting in an AAC thread.
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 07:54 |
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EL BROMANCE posted:I look forward to the day the game is played by holograms. Biggie Smalls hiking to Eazy E under center who hits Pac for the touchdown.
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 07:59 |
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Distended skull shape due to cancerous growth will be a factor in DVOA calculations.
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 11:07 |
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swickles posted:Thank god this didn't make it to the Smarthouse... this is exactly what they told Sir Isaac Newton when he theorized that the earth revolves around the sun
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 13:15 |
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African AIDS cum posted:Put magnets in the shoulder pads to prevent this This really made me laugh, gj
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 13:26 |
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# ? May 6, 2024 07:45 |
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make equipment less safe and force convicted felons to play We're already halfway there
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 13:27 |