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African AIDS cum posted:Give offensive helmets polarized magnetization with defensive helmets. bam! no more helmet to helmet collisions. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkodTydUR0E
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Sep 4, 2015 14:22
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While an interesting idea it would mean that players with metal plates in their heads would literally never be able to remove the helmets.
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Sep 4, 2015 14:28
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Also, why don't they just use a tachyon field to detect when the ball crosses the goal line?
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Sep 4, 2015 14:28
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We need some engineer goons ITT to give us what we really want: that's right I'm talking about math and a mockup
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Sep 4, 2015 14:34
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Air bags.
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Sep 4, 2015 14:44
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Helmets should be mass produced and made of crumbling metal like cars are so it can absorb impact and then be replaced and then sold to dumb fans "buy the helmet RGIII was wearing when he finally went down for good!"
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Sep 4, 2015 14:46
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put pictures of scary monsters on the top of helmet so people will turn away at the last second imo
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Sep 4, 2015 16:25
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indigi posted:put pictures of scary monsters on the top of helmet so people will turn away at the last second imo ugh like Jerry Jones needs his ego inflated any more
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Sep 4, 2015 16:30
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Tom Brady would just put opposite facing magnets in the ball so his teammates could recreate the David Tyree catch over and over
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Sep 4, 2015 16:44
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Put airbags in the helmets so that in the event of a violent hit a big smushy air cushion comes out to prevent whiplash and other head/neck injuries.
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Sep 4, 2015 16:52
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hear me out guys
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Sep 4, 2015 17:03
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NickRoweFillea posted:We need some engineer goons ITT to give us what we really want: that's right I'm talking about math and a mockup what if a physicist goon comes in here and just laughs at the idea cause hahahahahaha it's a pretty dumb idea you just don't gently caress around with magnets that strong if you want to keep your fingers. 
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Sep 4, 2015 17:06
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Mr. Despair posted:what if a physicist goon comes in here and just laughs at the idea Uh we are talking about heads not fingers.
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Sep 4, 2015 17:15
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First I pictured all teammate linemen's heads getting sucked towards one another at the line Then I pictured them reaching across and having their heads repelled as they tried to grab each other I think this is a brilliant idea and it needs to be implemented immediately
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Sep 4, 2015 17:54
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African AIDS cum posted:Uh we are talking about heads not fingers. well if you assume everyone is wearing straightjackets on the field to keep their limbs out of harms way, sure. Makes blocking tricky though.
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Sep 4, 2015 17:55
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Hmmm after thinking about this I think it would probably cause a lot of neck injuries
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Sep 4, 2015 17:57
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Mr. Despair posted:well if you assume everyone is wearing straightjackets on the field to keep their limbs out of harms way, sure. Makes blocking tricky though.
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Sep 4, 2015 18:24
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Magicpants posted:hear me out guys Not far enough. 
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Sep 4, 2015 19:47
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indigi posted:put pictures of scary monsters on the top of helmet so people will turn away at the last second imo then kids couldnt watch football because it would be too scary.
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Sep 4, 2015 22:12
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Mel Mudkiper posted:"buy the helmet RGIII was wearing when he finally went down for good!" I think that might have already happened
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Sep 4, 2015 22:38
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African AIDS cum posted:How about you peace out of this thread with your meta posting not metaposting but simply discussing a previous thread you made!
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Sep 5, 2015 00:27
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NickRoweFillea posted:We need some engineer goons ITT to give us what we really want: that's right I'm talking about math and a mockup Fine, Ill run some numbers tonight.
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Sep 5, 2015 00:34
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Ok, after like 30 seconds of work, for current available materials, and even if you included some electromagnetic system, in order to generate the forces necessary to negate an average NFL tackle, you would need to carry weight that makes the player completely ineffective AND you would likely cause a lot of whiplash and internal decapitation.
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Sep 5, 2015 00:43
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Make them wear those old school neck things linebackers used to have
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Sep 5, 2015 01:23
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swickles posted:Ok, after like 30 seconds of work, for current available materials, and even if you included some electromagnetic system, in order to generate the forces necessary to negate an average NFL tackle, you would need to carry weight that makes the player completely ineffective AND you would likely cause a lot of whiplash and internal decapitation. In my professional opinion football would be a lot cooler with decapitation in it.
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Sep 5, 2015 02:27
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Just visualizing the offensive linemen getting into a huddle then getting a delay of game flag because they couldn't unstick their helmets from each other is loving glorious and we need to implement magnet helmets so bad.
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Sep 5, 2015 03:10
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Chichevache posted:In my professional opinion football would be a lot cooler with decapitation in it. we should just have hurling instead how no one is getting decapitated in hurling is something I don't understand
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Sep 5, 2015 03:16
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TurboFlamingChicken posted:Just visualizing the offensive linemen getting into a huddle then getting a delay of game flag because they couldn't unstick their helmets from each other is loving glorious and we need to implement magnet helmets so bad. The helmets would be the same charge so they would repel and make huddles impossible
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Sep 5, 2015 03:24
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Good point. Thinking further on that though if they were ooposed it would make for some glorious run plays where two linemen just drag the running back to a first down woth their helmets stuck together because a three-headed magnet monster would be impossible to tackle. Severe neck injuries notwithstanding that would be glorious.
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Sep 5, 2015 03:33
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Mr. Despair posted:yeah I had a friend in 7th grade who was fun to hang around except for the fact that he was a die hard ICP fan and really vocally atheist. This was before they made their turn. I always wonder whether he flipped one way or the other.
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Sep 5, 2015 06:35
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swickles posted:Ok, after like 30 seconds of work, for current available materials, and even if you included some electromagnetic system, in order to generate the forces necessary to negate an average NFL tackle, you would need to carry weight that makes the player completely ineffective AND you would likely cause a lot of whiplash and internal decapitation. *Walks out of Schutt headquarters carrying large sacks of money*
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Sep 5, 2015 08:11
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What if you gave all football players injections into their skull to make them thicker, much like a neanderthal, and place velcro along the lining of the brain and inner skull so its less inclined to shake around? e: My best idea yet. Body suits for the players that link them to giant robot football bodies like in the hit movie Avatar only the players feel what the robots feel scaled down to a human except at the head level so everyone can still get hurt in preseason and ruin people's hopes and dreams. Diqnol fucked around with this message at 14:34 on Sep 5, 2015 |
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E: Beaten repeatedly
Thermos H Christ fucked around with this message at 15:12 on Sep 5, 2015 |
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Sep 5, 2015 15:08
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GUISSEPPE PIZZAPIE posted:What if you gave all football players injections into their skull to make them thicker, much like a neanderthal, and place velcro along the lining of the brain and inner skull so its less inclined to shake around? Too expensive. Meanwhile everyone has tons of magnets even on their fridge.
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Sep 5, 2015 18:48
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swickles posted:Ok, after like 30 seconds of work, for current available materials, and even if you included some electromagnetic system, in order to generate the forces necessary to negate an average NFL tackle, you would need to carry weight that makes the player completely ineffective AND you would likely cause a lot of whiplash and internal decapitation. Yeah but they wouldn't be concussed would they???????
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Sep 5, 2015 18:54
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There's no such thing as a dumb question, AAC 
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Sep 5, 2015 20:53
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nerve posted:There's no such thing as a dumb question, AAC lies
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Sep 5, 2015 20:55
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Reminder they have magnetic trains that are very safe, nobody is killed by them. The big helmet lobby wants to spread panic re: magnets.
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Sep 5, 2015 20:55
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When are we going to have HUDs in helmets like Future XFL has?
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Sep 5, 2015 21:23
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nerve posted:There's no such thing as a dumb question, AAC Also no such thing as a magnetic monopole.
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