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bought an official minecraft book for my son. he yells out "dad it's not working" ... I to and see. he's trying to craft a fence but he's right it's not working. I try to do it myself and yeah not working either. go on minecraft wiki and find out THEYVE CHANGED THENFUCKIN RECIPE FOR A FENCE what the gently caress would they do that for. talk about ruining a kids day
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remember when minecraft didn't suck me neither
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goofus: teaches his son to build a virtual fence gallant: teaches his son to build a real fence
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echinopsis posted:bought an official minecraft book for my son. he yells out "dad it's not working" ... I to and see. he's trying to craft a fence but he's right it's not working. I try to do it myself and yeah not working either. go on minecraft wiki and find out THEYVE CHANGED THENFUCKIN RECIPE FOR A FENCE lol your son has you for a dad
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Sep 4, 2015 01:54
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angry_keebler posted:goofus: teaches his son to build a virtual fence doubly true since this is NZ. break out teh number 8 bro
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Sep 4, 2015 01:58
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Sep 4, 2015 02:05
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dad teach me to build a fence? i'd love to son but my hands are too slippery to hold onto a hammer for some reason? haha there's lotion everywhere.
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Sep 4, 2015 02:22
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hahahahaha I'm laughing irl
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Sep 4, 2015 02:22
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such mirth
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lol if u lotion. lotion is for pansies / the disfigured
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Sep 4, 2015 02:26
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some people have had their genitals cruelly mutilated by their parents
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Sep 4, 2015 02:30
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bump_fn posted:lol your son has you for a dad lmao at least my son can't change who he has as a dad but your parents will forever blame themselves for how you turned out Silver Alicorn posted:some people have had their genitals cruelly mutilated by their parents I'm one which is quite rare for this country but I'll be honest I'm glad foreskins are a bit gross. before you ask - I didn't mute my kids
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Sep 4, 2015 02:35
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Silver Alicorn posted:some people have had their genitals cruelly mutilated by their parents just spit onto it
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Sep 4, 2015 02:44
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echi's kids seemed alright. my advisor's kids are about that age and they love minecraft too. kids love minecraft
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Silver Alicorn posted:some people have had their genitals cruelly mutilated by their parents Lol he'll thank me when he's older lolol
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Sep 4, 2015 02:56
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Silver Alicorn posted:some people have had their genitals cruelly mutilated by their parents you dont need lotion for your dilz even if u are cut only idiots jack off with lotion because they saw it in a movie talkin bout dicks in a thread about minecraft
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Sep 4, 2015 02:57
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i've never played minecraft, but i've played his older game wurm. it was a fantastic java opengl mess
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Sep 4, 2015 03:00
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Linux Pirate posted:talkin bout dicks in a thread about minecraft
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akadajet posted:i've never played minecraft, but i've played his older game wurm. it was a fantastic java opengl mess lol notch made wurm online?
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lol, he did. amazing. wurm is epic. never played, but , hell, epic. THE SPIRITUAL SUCESSOR TO UTIMA ONLINE!! -said somebody, but then, well, nboody played. but i think it was one of those naked PKIng with a club games, whcih si ftw in my book
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Linux Pirate posted:you dont need lotion for your dilz even if u are cut i discovered using moisturisering cream all on my own thanks and lotions < creams coz too much water in the mix. thankfully the dispensary is a treasure trove of masting pastes basically. but yeah it's possible with out but I guess using sandpaper to wipe you rear end isn't technically impossible either
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Linux Pirate posted:you dont need lotion for your dilz even if u are cut exactly. its all a ploy by teh jews who own big lotion ( i assume) [due to teh circumcision aspect imprivng the lotion sales]
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echinopsis posted:i discovered using moisturisering cream all on my own thanks and lotions < creams coz too much water in the mix. thankfully the dispensary is a treasure trove of masting pastes basically. but yeah it's possible with out but I guess using sandpaper to wipe you rear end isn't technically impossible either you must have a dry wiener bobbilljim posted:exactly. its all a ploy by teh jews who own big lotion ( i assume) [due to teh circumcision aspect imprivng the lotion sales] you can also lube your penis with poo poo
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Sep 4, 2015 03:37
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i dry bate
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angry_keebler posted:dad teach me to build a fence? because that's quite disturbing
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akadajet posted:i've never played minecraft, but i've played his older game wurm. it was a fantastic java opengl mess in wurm you could make creepy as poo poo statues of kids so i made like 700 of them and hid them all over the goon town and then started a big fight trying to figure out who was making the creepy statues
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Sep 4, 2015 03:55
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it's really weird I'm in someone's sig
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Sep 4, 2015 03:57
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SmokaDustbowl posted:it's really weird I'm in someone's sig Sigs off. A little help here?
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when yuo're in someone's sig, you're internet famous. get ready for attention and kudos.
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Sep 4, 2015 04:03
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dude chill down, it's just a videogame
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SmokaDustbowl posted:it's really weird I'm in someone's sig ur in a few ppls
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Sep 4, 2015 04:17
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bobbilljim posted:ur in a few ppls weird
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Symbolic Butt posted:dude chill down, it's just a videogame and a book Linux Pirate posted:you must have a dry wiener dicks don't lubricate themselves you know? dicks ARE MEANT to be dry. not soggy or slimy.
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echinopsis posted:dicks don't lubricate themselves you know? dicks ARE MEANT to be dry. not soggy or slimy. an educated man such as yourself shoudl know about precum
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