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A former coworker went to that school. Nice guy, pretty good (but squeaky clean) sense of humor. Never brought up religion at work. Very sheltered about everything though and if discussion ever got slightly blue he would be visibly uncomfortable. He met his wife at that college. She was a legit model -- actually worked regularly -- and looked like one. Made me wonder if maybe he had everything figured out.
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Furia posted:Holy poo poo. How do these guys survive among all the loving paranoia this must cause? More importantly, how the hell does anyone willing pay other people to oppress them to the point at which their living space is subject to search by literally anyone at any time?
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# ? Sep 18, 2015 22:47 |
deadly_pudding posted:It's good training for their subsequent lifetime of fostering a weird persecution complex toward the secular authorities. If I was the government I would recruit for the CIA out of that school. Anyone who went the whole time without getting a demerit is either crazy or genius at not getting caught
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# ? Sep 18, 2015 22:48 |
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FoolyCharged posted:More importantly, how the hell does anyone willing pay other people to oppress them to the point at which their living space is subject to search by literally anyone at any time? its their parents that send them there
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# ? Sep 18, 2015 22:49 |
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FoolyCharged posted:More importantly, how the hell does anyone willing pay other people to oppress them to the point at which their living space is subject to search by literally anyone at any time? They're sheltered and home schooled. A lot of them WANT to go to a school like that.
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# ? Sep 18, 2015 22:54 |
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After blanket training those rules should be easy to follow. Oh yeah, blanket training is one of the most hosed-up things in evangelicalism. See, if you're one of those families that focus on having as many children as possible, you may not be able to supervise your kids all the time, and you probably also believe that children should learn to obey their elders without question. So if you put you baby on a blanket and swat her with an implement (a wooden spoon, thin plastic tubing, or a willowy branch) whenever she tries to leave the blanket, she'll come to associate leaving the blanket with pain and will stay put for hours. Now you can leave your baby alone so you can focus on "training" her numerous siblings.
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# ? Sep 18, 2015 23:17 |
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I refuse to believe that PCC isn't a remarkably elaborate creation of The Onion, holy poo poo
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# ? Sep 18, 2015 23:55 |
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Pththya-lyi posted:After blanket training those rules should be easy to follow. also, that philosophy believes that babies are malicious and deliberately disobeying you so they can have complete control so the beatings are not only good, but necessary to keep order.
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# ? Sep 18, 2015 23:55 |
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Argue posted:I'm sorry that page 1 is so small but the rest are a good size Concentrated, come in spurts
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# ? Sep 19, 2015 00:19 |
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EvilJoven posted:You know what's awesome, when your psycho religious homeschooling control issues mother in law is told by her face that she was a complete failure as a mother and educator and now all 4 of her kids are into various levels of substance use/abuse, absolutely love sex out of wedlock and their religious affiliations span from agnostic to maltheist. That actually,sounds pretty sad and terrible for that family, what is "awesome" about that?
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# ? Sep 19, 2015 00:22 |
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Commie NedFlanders posted:That actually,sounds pretty sad and terrible for that family, what is "awesome" about that? EvilJoven is probably a drug dealing satanist who also owns a steakhouse.
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# ? Sep 19, 2015 00:25 |
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deadly_pudding posted:It's good training for their subsequent lifetime of fostering a weird persecution complex toward the secular authorities. I used to roll my eyes at stupid people like bill o rielly when they cried about a culture war and liberal war on Christianity, it all seemed so silly and exaggerated and fake and projecting but reading GBS often makes me consider that they have a point
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# ? Sep 19, 2015 00:26 |
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Commie NedFlanders posted:I used to roll my eyes at stupid people like bill o rielly when they cried about a culture war and liberal war on Christianity, it all seemed so silly and exaggerated and fake and projecting but reading GBS often makes me consider that they have a point Hail Satan.
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# ? Sep 19, 2015 00:31 |
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FoolyCharged posted:More importantly, how the hell does anyone willing pay other people to oppress them to the point at which their living space is subject to search by literally anyone at any time? Um you do realize that in some crazy radical extreme circles, discipline is considered s virtue and foundation for growth and success. Ever heard of a military school? There's a point to structure and discipline ya bunch of hedonist monkeys
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# ? Sep 19, 2015 00:33 |
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I think it would be fun to hang out on the corner opposite PCC and play Night Ranger on high volume.
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# ? Sep 19, 2015 00:35 |
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Does anyone in GBS ever wish they had more structure, discipline, and rules growing up? When I was a stupid petulant child only concerned with getting my rocks off, I thought "the man" with all of his "rules" existed solely to stop me from being happy. Now that I'm an adult, I look back and wish my parents were more strict than they were Commie NedFlanders fucked around with this message at 00:41 on Sep 19, 2015 |
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Lil Peeler posted:I think it would be fun to hang out on the corner opposite PCC and play Night Ranger on high volume. I bet they get more of s thrill and rush and high than some spoiled hedonist kid doing lines of coke and staring at their reflection in the mirror, slowly watching their life spiral out of control and wondering why "having it all" isn't as fulfilling as the MTV made it seem
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# ? Sep 19, 2015 00:37 |
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lol
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# ? Sep 19, 2015 00:39 |
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Do you guys remember why seeing a side boob or holding a girls hand was so exciting and thrilling when you were 13, but now all of the drugs and filthy perverted porn and date raping some addict at a party can barely make your numb and infected penis twitch? Living a highly structured and disciplined life with a strict ethical code produces far more enjoyment when you push the limits than does trying to live without limits
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# ? Sep 19, 2015 00:40 |
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nedflanders youre really bad and boring
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# ? Sep 19, 2015 00:44 |
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Lol a self obsessed hedonistic generation ofmmillenials would think that being "boring" is the worst sin
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# ? Sep 19, 2015 00:46 |
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FoolyCharged posted:More importantly, how the hell does anyone willing pay other people to oppress them to the point at which their living space is subject to search by literally anyone at any time? i went to a non-crazy college and iirc the legal agreement for living on campus had some things in it about searching/inspection. this is actually a good thing because undergrads are disgusting. one year the dudes living in the apartment-dorm next to mine were so unsanitary that they had a roach infestation, and it grew to the point where roaches were expanding their territory through the walls between us and into our kitchen. i had to give away the microwave i had just bought that year because i eventually developed a cause --> effect mental association of "open the microwave door" --> "a family of roaches scurries out from under it to hide elsewhere". to this day, when i visit the person to whom i gave that microwave, i will sometimes shudder involuntarily when i enter their kitchen
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# ? Sep 19, 2015 00:56 |
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Commie NedFlanders posted:Lol a self obsessed hedonistic generation ofmmillenials would think that being "boring" is the worst sin lol
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Broenheim posted:nedflanders youre really bad and boring
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# ? Sep 19, 2015 01:03 |
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Commie NedFlanders posted:Lol a self obsessed hedonistic generation ofmmillenials would think that being "boring" is the worst sin You pushed the schtick too far too fast. You were on a roll in the beginning, though.
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Commie NedFlanders posted:Do you guys remember why seeing a side boob or holding a girls hand was so exciting and thrilling when you were 13, but now all of the drugs and filthy perverted porn and date raping some addict at a party can barely make your numb and infected penis twitch? I don't know man, I still get really excited when I see a little side boob and I'm 40. And that's a pretty well lived 40, with booze and drugs and girls and everything so I say you're a little off there.
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# ? Sep 19, 2015 01:21 |
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I'm a sinner but I wish to please the Lord, not some fedora wearing, sonic the hedgehog Cheetos stained t-shirt wearing, men's rights college republican something something something idk
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# ? Sep 19, 2015 01:26 |
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Whatever makes you happy, dude.
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# ? Sep 19, 2015 01:35 |
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Sometimes I wish I was fatter so I could look at my own sideboobs and make my numb and infected penis twitch.
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# ? Sep 19, 2015 01:51 |
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P-Mack posted:The sex at that place must be hot as hell, what with the thrill of staying one step ahead of the gently caress police. I dated a girl who was going to a religious school and was hanging out with her and a bunch of her girlfriends in a dorm when she mentioned her period came later than usual that month and I was like "haha shucks that sure was a scare!" and she had to explain to me later why the room got really quiet and I wasn't allowed back to that one girl's dorm anymore
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# ? Sep 19, 2015 01:52 |
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Nckdictator posted:You may not put up a picture of unmarried people in physical contact unless they are of little kids (no age given at which time a “little kid” is no longer a “little kid”) (these are sold in the bookstore). Does this include family photos (e.g. siblings/parents doing the awkward hand-on-shoulder thing)? Or is that too sexy for PCC?
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# ? Sep 19, 2015 01:53 |
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The Mentalizer posted:Whatever makes you happy, dude. no didn't you hear hedonism is bad
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# ? Sep 19, 2015 02:03 |
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Commie NedFlanders posted:That actually,sounds pretty sad and terrible for that family, what is "awesome" about that? Because enjoying getting laid an occasional drink or watching a good movie isn't at all terrible but the things she and most other homeschooling nutjob parents put their kids through to keep them from doing these things usually are. gently caress homeschooling parents. They're all insane and the last people who should be allowed to raise children.
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# ? Sep 19, 2015 03:21 |
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a paralysing, pearl-clutching, pants-making GBS threads fear of fun & games
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DreamShipWrecked posted:I'm sorry I am confused are these rules for 22 year olds or 12 year olds? I have a client who got into a religious university's medical school. Two years in, he was 28, and living off-campus. And he had a girlfriend. And she spent the night. an expurgated chat log posted:
He was summoned to a Moral Discipline hearing. All his buddies told him to emphasize how there was no proof, but he wanted to do the Right Thing and Not Sin By Lying , so he made a full confession that, yes, he had had sexual intercourse. He was placed on academic suspension, whereby he could continue attending class but any further misbehavior would lead to immediate expulsion. He was given 30 hours of community service (which could not include any medical activities), and mandatory counseling. (He never did the counseling.) And many of his professors became hostile towards him, to the point that they insulted, mocked, and yelled at him, in class. (so he contacted me to help him transfer to a better school) quote:
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# ? Sep 19, 2015 04:13 |
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Fundamentalists colleges are creepy. I wouldn't touch one with a 10 foot pole. That said, I really do feel bad for the students at college's like that, most Fundamentalists I've met mean well and are rather nice people, their just horrifically naive and terrified of being "persecuted". http://www.bju.edu/life-faith/student-handbook.pdf (loling at having to attend a pre-approved church, wouldn't want to attend one of them liberal churches. quote:
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# ? Sep 19, 2015 04:21 |
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scatological realism
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# ? Sep 19, 2015 05:04 |
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VectorSigma posted:scatological realism mods name change pls
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Commie NedFlanders posted:Um you do realize that in some crazy radical extreme circles, discipline is considered s virtue and foundation for growth and success. I know you're just goofing, but actual military school wasn't as bad about rules as PCC. I did a six month stint in Air Force technical training, and room inspections were weekly for the first month, then monthly for the rest of the time. No curfew on the weekends. We could wear whatever clothing we wanted when we weren't in class. And even the haircut rules were more relaxed. Holy poo poo, I never thought that would compare favorably to college life. Content: somebody earlier asked why homeschoolers would join the military. I've met a bunch of them (all of the crazy religious homeschool variety) and it's always one of two reasons. Either they were browbeaten into loving God and country, or they gradually came to realize their homeschool curriculum was nuts and enlisted to escape. Either way, they were always socially stunted and super naive. A very good friend of mine would legit fight back panic attacks during daily PT because we'd be around female recruits wearing (ugly, shapeless) t-shirts and workout shorts. He couldn't talk to women at all, and basically avoided making eye contact with them. Really good dude, one of the nicest people I've ever met, but he had a crazy guilt complex when it came to male/female interaction. The story has a happy ending, though. He basically made a hobby of watching regular people interact, and tried to base his own habits on that. Maybe three years after tech school, I ran into him and he was totally normal, socially capable, and getting laid on the regular.
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Rapunzel-style parenting
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