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im too drank right now to respond with anything but WTF FEBREEZE?! ok no wait ill rally gently caress you... 1. YOU loving NAME THE NEW THREAD AFTER A CRAZY68WHATEVER POST THAT IS A DIRECT RIPOFF OF A 2 YEAR OLD JOKE I MADE ABOUT HIM?! 2. that motherfuckers my posting nemesis, do you not remember this? 3. except hes got a lot better since I started giving him poo poo for being poo poo and he actually defended me recently in something stupid I think which means that hes actually kindof cool now and im out of line and more importantly I have no grounds to even be remotely pissed off in the slightest the end 4. BUT DO YOU THINK THATS EVER STOPPED ME BEFORE?>! 5. so this is the point where I give actual evidence that everyone either 'handwaves away' or acts like im a fuckin rear end in a top hat which would be pretty much be about as accurate as nick foles circa 2013... and then about as useful as nick foles circa 2014: 6. (or more like 5a or 5.1 or whatever idk) https://soundcloud.com/user237822301/sets/lol-he-thinks-ldt-is-white 6.1 aka 5b/5.2 (ugh this is getting co,mp[licated, what dumbass gave me a keyboard instead of more whisky) I got the joke you loving halfwit Get out of the Farthouse you're ruining it Check your pants cos when you try to Fart you just poo poo TBeef I love you, all is Groovy The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse* > FARTHOUSE 5: - I stole nrr's playbook and commissioner Febreeze barely even sentenced me to a perfect(ly balanced) season
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nrr posted:its always fun to wake up in the morning and find out what you've posted
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Sep 9, 2015 22:17
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Toaster Beef posted:Finally done. All of the old TMM comics are now officially on FART. Feels good to see 'em all in one place again.  this is the fuckin best. welcome back, bud
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Sep 9, 2015 22:37
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JPP? damnit
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Sep 11, 2015 01:38
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I feel like *sniff* I uhhh - I feel like a real family again its been so long...
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Sep 11, 2015 21:53
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OxySnake posted:I need some help goons, Unable to defeat their natural underwater nemesis, the dolphin, for eons and eons, the Vikings left their original habitat of the ocean, evolved legs and took to the land. Not fully satisfied with the lack of freedom that dry land provided them, they built boats which would allow them to travel freely wherever they wished, allowing them to fornicate with women, beat children and either burn villages to the ground, just collapse their roofs completely, or uncomfortably hang around at dinner time and make snide remarks about the inhabitants' cuisine.
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Sep 12, 2015 06:32
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If you'd like to know if it's possible to drink too much, inspect my
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Sep 12, 2015 07:39
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bob, u and I are fans of bitter division rivals - sworn enemies until the end of time.... but if you ever want to reciprocally take each other into our mouths as we leap naked and chuteless from the doorway of a cargo plane at 20000 ft, while in a blue hue on the horizon, Romeo and Juliet look on with mouths agape in wide eyed awe, as right next to them, Yoda mumbles under his breath something about, used this joke already you have, hmmm yess - and somewhere even higher up Jesus, witnessing our majestic, plummeting sixty nine, quickly nudges Mohammed and goes, bro... bro check it out... we should totally steal that as the entrance for our comeback tour... then just say the word
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Sep 13, 2015 02:18
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Mel Mudkiper posted:Nobody paid attention to mine because Febreeze's editor made so many dumb mistakes  I thought mine was watered down bullshit after it had a few jokes cut out of it and they removed like over 9000 swears but yall seemed to like it so it's probably for the best because everyone'd probably think I'm some kind of fuckin crazy drunken psychopath if the original was put up instead Wait...
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Sep 14, 2015 04:23
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Ehud, I just uhhh submitted a thing to FART for your approval. idk what it is, it just came out.
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Sep 15, 2015 10:50
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Athanatos posted:nrr you're going to write one of those things regardless of each weeks outcome right? i have no idea. it started out as a simple post in N/V and then kind of grew and grew and i tried spraying water on in and then hitting it with a broom but nothing worked and before i knew it i was like hmmm maybe this is a bit much for this thread. i made another long winded, similar, yet probably way more childish and dumb post in n/v a week or so ago and it just got ignored and lost p much idk if that's an actual answer to your question or not
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Sep 15, 2015 23:56
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geez. i had an idea for another dumb song but turns out that like jazz greats are really loving complicated and difficult to replicate. who woulda thunk it, huh idk whether to give up and start drinking, or keep pushing forward with this feeble attempt and start drinking
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Sep 16, 2015 02:33
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Fenrir posted:I thought I had a pretty serious drinking problem, then I read nrr posts and realize, I'm doing okay gently caress you my drinking problem never takes anything seriously
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Sep 17, 2015 06:30
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the steelers one is amazing but febreeze, im afraid we're gonna have to let you go. your giants logo has all its fingers. don't get me wrong, its been a blast having you around and I know that this must be tough for you to grasp, but its been pointed out to me that if you end up getting stumped by this simple of a joke, then im afraid we just cannot justify hanging on to you. I want you to know that this wasn't my call and personally, I see this as a crippling loss but im afraid its out of my hands. if theres anything you ever need though, anytime - please - seriously, don't hesitate to pick up the phone and punch my number in and ill do my best to lend you a helping hand.
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Sep 17, 2015 23:49
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Febreeze posted:You forgot the pointless bastardization of my name, but 9/10 uhhh... smell u l8r?
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Sep 18, 2015 00:13
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brb calling the louvre again to lobby for stick figures to be considered high art
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Sep 18, 2015 20:22
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Febreeze posted:Daymn EHUD you gonna take that poo poo?
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Sep 18, 2015 21:29
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axeil posted:Me after the last Bradford pick. I immediately turned to my waitress and ordered two tequilas
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